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Andromeda66
28-10-05, 20:36
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."


NOTE: No offense meant to any American. I'm just not too fond of this man who calls himself President Bush.

T.Onix
28-10-05, 22:31
Mate, where did you find this stuff???

JamesFKirk
28-10-05, 22:55
Now that is a good one :D

Draco
28-10-05, 22:57
Hehe...interesting humor.

tlr online
28-10-05, 23:12
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Joseph
29-10-05, 00:50
Hahaha! :D Very good!!!
Andromeda66, where did you get this from (source please)? Who wrote this? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

BoyTRaider
29-10-05, 03:33
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif :D

croft28
29-10-05, 03:45
LOL!

deepbluesea
29-10-05, 13:21
lol http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif

Capt. Murphy
29-10-05, 16:16
edit: I mean, funny. :D

[ 29. October 2005, 17:20: Message edited by: Capt. Murphy ]

Lost Angel 21
29-10-05, 16:29
I hate algebra, actually all math in general. Are there more of these? It's hilarious!

RAID
29-10-05, 16:35
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_Mica_
29-10-05, 18:56
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thesmallprint
29-10-05, 19:07
Lol :D

amlai
29-10-05, 19:32
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Andromeda66
30-10-05, 09:03
Originally posted by joseph:
Hahaha! :D Very good!!!
Andromeda66, where did you get this from (source please)? Who wrote this? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif I dont know exactly where. I was going through all my old files trying to clear up some mess and I found some cool stuff I thought you guys would like http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif .