NG rumours I made up

[raider of tombs]

Disclaimer: What follows is complete bullplop

Did you ever wonder why it's called next generation? Cuz it's set 30 years from now in a blurry, poorly pixelated, futuristic world ruled by talking blenders.It's really about Lara's daughter, Laura (the next generation tomb raider), which is why she looks so different in the pictures. Her father is this Curtis fella. Laura is a heroin addict (remember the bit about her being found in a ditch?). She funds her drug habit by stealing priceless art pieces from museums, and spends her spare time trying to kill as many cops as possible, just for fun.

How's that for adult-themed!

Anyone else hear anything about next gen from a friend of a friend?

[Lots4Waldy]

Alrighty then... :rolleyes:
Talking blenders? :D

[Dan_the_Jazzman]

Well, I suppose all these rumours have to come from somwhere, and where would NG be without rumours? ;)

[Drupib]

I've heard she is in a space ship where she has to beat a genetically designed man who can control the matrix, and follows him into time with a Time machine built on a McLaren, but to find him she must first become a Jedi, and defeat the orcs with the help of a young man called Muad'dib...

[Lots4Waldy]

Did you actually hear this from someone or did you just make this up? Anyway, it's still funny... :D

[Drupib]

It's kinda obvious I've made it up.
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>I'm glad you liked it. ;)
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[raider of tombs]

Hehehehe, being tasteless is fun :D