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Angel_14
31-10-05, 15:46
It's kinda short story, I write it, because I was bored. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/redface.gif
an unusual interview

Bell:Here I am, sitting in front of the famus Lara Croft. Good morning, Lara.”
Lara: „Morning.”
Bell[b/]: „So, Lara I have a few questions for you. The first question:Do you always wear this jeans, and top, when you’re not on your adventure? The second question: „do you like him?”
Lara: Yes, and who is „he”?
Bell::”You know, Kurtis Trent.”
Lara:*turns red* „Eeeerrrr….. as a partner, yes.”
Bell:”Are you sure? I can see blush on your face…”
Lara:”Because It’s damned hot in here! Somone! Open the window!
Bell:”Lara don’t change the subject!”
Kurtis steps in

Lara and Bell::”What?!”
Lara:”Kurtis, what are you doing here?”
Kurtis:”I saw the interwiev in the TV and tought come here, to say Hello.”
Lara:”Yeah, you always had good sense to break into someones life.”
Kurtis:”What?! Just stay quite Miss. ’We should work together.’!”
Bell:”Awwww, how cute are they!”
Lara:”Shut up, Bell! Look, Kurtis, not now, please I haven’t got time!”
Kurtis: You wasn’t sayin’ that, when we had a dinnner…”
Lara turns red again
Bell:Lara, and Kurtis on dinner, together? Lolz, I have to send this video, to the gossip column!”
Lara Jumps on Kurtis, and they begain to fight each other*
Bell:Looks like love is in the air… Well, guys, this was the interview with Lara Croft the world’s biggest adventurer. Next time, we have an inerview with the world’s richest man Bill Gates (i can wait, to show him his secret high-school photos…)Bye-bye!”

THE END

[ 31. October 2005, 19:26: Message edited by: Angel_14 ]

Tomb Raider Master
31-10-05, 15:50
LOL! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif It's great! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif

Sofitegan
31-10-05, 17:43
lol!
just... lol!

Apofiss
31-10-05, 18:23
ROFL!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif Great interview! :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif

MelikeLara
31-10-05, 19:18
lmao angel 14

Laras Backpack
31-10-05, 19:31
:D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif Would love to see interviews with some other AOD characters too!
Excellent Angel 14!

Angel_14
31-10-05, 20:20
An unusual interview no.2

Interview with Eckhard

Bell: „Now, I’m here with Eckhard, the world’s most annoying enemy. Who is supposed to be stabbed with 3 magic shards, but what can I say, there are some lucky people. Say, Eckhard, How do you feelin’?”
Eckhard: „I have a headache.”
Bell: „I would have headache too, if there’s a knife in my brain. So, Eckhard, Why did you decided, to destroy the world?”
Eckhard: „Because It’s in my blood. My father did this, and my grandfather did this. Plus It’s a very good entertanment.”
Bell: „Aha. And why were you so cruel with Boaz?
Eckhard: „Boaz always was clumsy, and I never liked her face. It always gived me the creeps.”
Bell: „Aha. And when Lara crossed your evil plan, were you angry?”
Eckhard: „Angry? Of course! The man wants to destroy the world and she comes and crosses the fun! What kind of cruel woman is she?!”
Bell: „yes, It’s souch a cruel thing saving the world...”
Eckhard: „Yes it is!”
Bell: „Well this is all what I wanted to know. Hope you find a good aspirin, Eckhard. And in the next episode, dear viewers, I’m going to have an interview with Boaz! Bye-Bye!

THE END

Anubis_AF
31-10-05, 23:18
LOL, love the ending :D

Tomb Raider Master
31-10-05, 23:39
Cool! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif

amlai
01-11-05, 00:43
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif nice Angel http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

Angel_14
01-11-05, 06:39
Thanx guys! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/hug.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif
So what interview do you want to see next?
Interview with:
-Karel
-Janice
-Boaz
-Kurtis
-Lara and Kurtis http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif

More coming soon...

[ 01. November 2005, 11:11: Message edited by: Angel_14 ]

Angel_14
01-11-05, 14:43
An unusual interview no.3

Interview with Kurtis and Lara

Bell: „So we back again with Lara, but she brought a costumer with her: Kurtis.”
Lara: „I didn’t brought him. he wanted to come with me.”
Bell: It doesn’t matter. Anyway Kurtis, tell me, when you unarmed Lara in the Louvre why did you gropped her.?”
Kurtis: „The situation was hot and I made it hotter..”
Lara. „Oh, growe up!”
Kurtis: „Don’t say, you didn’t enjoyed it...”
*Lara gets angry, and tryes to strangle him*
Kurtis: „Hey, calm down, ’tank girl’! I was just kiddin’!
Bell: „Lara we are here to talk about this. He’s right. Calm down”
Lara: „Ok, I’ll try it.”
Bell: „Kurtis, after you had that fight with Boaz where did you go?”
Kurtis: „I don’t remember. The only thing I remember, is that I cut down Boaz’s head. Since that fight, I can’t find my chirugai.”
Lara: „I took it...”
Kurtis: „What?! That fight was 6 months ago, why didn’t you gave it to me?!”
Lara: „I wasn’t in that mood.”
*Kurtis gets angry*
Kurtis: „Lara....I never hit a girl....but I can favouritism!”
Lara: „Try to hit me you moron!”
*Both of them gets angry, and prepare for the fight”
Bell: „Hey, calm down, both of you! why can’t you love each other? You’re a perfect match, for god’s shake! AND YOU’RE
ACTING LIKE LITTLE CHILD!”
Kurtis: „Perfect...”
Lara: „...Match?”
*Lara and Kurtis are stare at each other*
Lara and Kurtis: „Maybe...”
Kurtis: „Hey Lara, what about a pizza?”
Bell: „Pizza?”
Lara: „Sure! Let’s go to the Pizza Hot!”
*Lara and Kurtis leaves the studio*
*Bell stares at kurtis’s and Lara’s chair*
Bell: „Oops!.... I did it again...”

THE END

focus
01-11-05, 16:28
lol that is awsome

Angel_14
01-11-05, 21:28
Thanx

Apofiss
01-11-05, 21:50
LOL! Awesome! :D Umm...what about Lara, Kurtis and VanCroy? 3in1 :D

xMiSsCrOfTx
01-11-05, 21:52
Awesome! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif

Anubis_AF
01-11-05, 21:55
by Angel_14:
So what interview do you want to see next?Boaz ;)

Angel_14
01-11-05, 21:58
Originally posted by Apofiss:
LOL! Awesome! :D Umm...what about Lara, Kurtis and VanCroy? 3in1 :D Good idea! *Starts thinking of the story* http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

thesmallprint
01-11-05, 21:58
Lol :D Excellent!

Angel_14
01-11-05, 22:32
Interview with Lara Kurtis and Von Croy

Bell: Good morning again dear viewers! This is the unusual interview, where we ask unusual questions from unusual people! Today I interview Lara Kurtis and Von Croy! Good morning guys how do ya feelin’?
Von Croy: „I can’t breathe!”
Bell: „It’s not a suprise for me, because you had strangle about 6 months ago! And you Lara and Kurtis?”
Lara and Kurtis: Everything is allright!”
Lara: „Kurtis don’t cut in my word!”
Kurtis: „Lara, you cut in MY word!”
Bell: „Stop it, before you begain again! So Von Croy, After you wanted to kill Lara and you locked her in a big, creepy piramid why did you wanted help from her?”
Von Croy: „Because the world was in danger and...”
Kurtis: „That’s an old story!”
Von Croy: „Shut up you stupid capitalist, yank!”
*Kurtis gets angry*
Kurtis: „Hey, watch your attidue, old man!”
*Lara and Bell shakes her head*
Lara: „Kurtis, calm down! The world was really in danger! And if he didn’t ask me to help him....*turns red* we never meet...”
Bell: „Looks like love is in the air again....”
Von Croy: „I can’t belive, that you fell in love with this man!”
*Lara gets angry*
Lara: „I din’t fell in love with him! We were just partners! understand?! P-A-R-T-N-E-R-S!
Kurtis: „What did you say? partners, or lovers?”
*Lara gets more angry, she knocks out Kurtis and Von Croy, than leaves the studio*
Bell: „Looks like we need to call the ambulance!” Well this was enough for today, dear viewers, meet you tomorrow!”[/b]

THE END

Do you like it Apofiss?

Anubis_AF
01-11-05, 22:36
Could you make an interview with Boaz, please? :D

Angel_14
01-11-05, 23:02
An unusual interview No.4

Interview with Boaz

Bell: „Today dear viewers, I’m going to interview The world’s most fashionable enemy, Boaz! Say Boaz, when was your operation?”
Boaz: „what operation?”
Bell: „The plastick operation on your face.”
Boaz: „It Isn’t a plastic operation, It’s from an old accident!”
Bell: „Accident, yeah. Say what you want. So Boaz, How it feels like been eaten by a Pod, than turn into a mutant butterfly?”
Boaz: „Do I have to anwser this stupid question? Isn’t that unambiguous?
Bell: „Calm down girl just asking....”
Boaz: I hope you didn’t mean it seriusly, because if yes, you’re going to finish like Mr. Trent!”
Bell: „Hey, calm down, calm down! Phew, you always get things serius, aren’t you?”
Boaz: „I’m sensitive since the accident.”
Bell: „You mean, the plastic operation...”
*Boaz gets very-very angry.*
Boaz: „IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, NOT AN PLASTIC OPERATION!!”
Bell: „Geez, Boaz ,you’re really sensitive. Well hope you find a better plastic. And a good sedative... Good bye for now!”

THE END

Apofiss
01-11-05, 23:15
Bell: Good morning again dear viewers! This is the unusual interview, where we ask unusual questions from unusual people! Today I interview Lara Kurtis and Von Croy! Good morning guys how do ya feelin’?
Von Croy: „I can’t breathe!”
Bell: „It’s not a suprise for me, because you had strangle about 6 months ago! And you Lara and Kurtis?”
Lara and Kurtis: Everything is allright!”
Lara: „Kurtis don’t cut in my word!”
Kurtis: „Lara, you cut in MY word!”
Bell: „Stop it, before you begain again! So Von Croy, After you wanted to kill Lara and you locked her in a big, creepy piramid why did you wanted help from her?”
Von Croy: „Because the world was in danger and...”
Kurtis: „That’s an old story!”
Von Croy: „Shut up you stupid capitalist, yank!”
*Kurtis gets angry*
Kurtis: „Hey, watch your attidue, old man!”
*Lara and Bell shakes her head*
Lara: „Kurtis, calm down! The world was really in danger! And if he didn’t ask me to help him....*turns red* we never meet...”
Bell: „Looks like love is in the air again....”
Von Croy: „I can’t belive, that you fell in love with this man!”
*Lara gets angry*
Lara: „I din’t fell in love with him! We were just partners! understand?! P-A-R-T-N-E-R-S!
Kurtis: „What did you say? partners, or lovers?”
*Lara gets more angry, she knocks out Kurtis and Von Croy, than leaves the studio*
Bell: „Looks like we need to call the ambulance!” Well this was enough for today, dear viewers, meet you tomorrow!” ROFL!!!!!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif When I'm reading I imagine how it could look in real life > LOL! (excelent episode!) :D Angel_14, I see you have some talents making these interviews! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif :D

Anubis_AF
01-11-05, 23:18
Boaz: „It Isn’t a plastic operation, It’s from an old accident!”
Bell: „Accident, yeah. Say what you want.LMAO! :D :D

Funny interview http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif

laralives
02-11-05, 01:52
winston?

belle:how do u feel living in a house wit a mass merderer
winnston uuh(fart)(from tr2
some like tat

Angel_14
02-11-05, 06:15
But imagine it, Lara and Kurtis fihgt each other:

Lara:"I'm gona knock you out, yank!"
Kurtis: "Oh yeah?! and what about this? "
*Kurtis grabs Lara's hair*
Lara: OUCH! MY HAIR! MY HAIR! STOP PULLING MY HAIR!" http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif


An unusual interview N. 5

Interview with Winston

Bell: „Today I si here with Lara’s butler, Winston. Good morning Winston, How ya feelin’?
Winston: „Uuaagh!”
Bell: I take it as a very well. So Winston, When did you started to work in the Croft Manor?
Winston: „Uuhaagh!”
Bell: „Okay, say Winston, can you say anything else, than ’Uuuaaghh’?
Winston: „Pardon me madam, do you want to drink a cup of tea?”
Bell: „No, I don’t. And If I ca ask you, how old are you?”
*Winston starts thinking*
Winston: „I don’t remember…”
Bell: „Whatever. So winston does Lara pay your job good?”
Winston: „Lady Croft gives me accommodation and affection. That’s enough for me.”
Bell: „Wow, Winston, you’re a very cheap person! Maybe next time you remember your name… Bye-bye!”

THE END

[ 02. November 2005, 10:09: Message edited by: Angel_14 ]

Angel_14
02-11-05, 13:08
What do you want next? I'm getting bored in this stupid autumn holiday! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif

Crafting Lara Croft
03-11-05, 17:32
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Great work, Angel, fantastic, and so funny! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif

Well, what about an interview with one of the older villans, like Natla or Seth?
Or with a mummy? (ok, sounds stupid) ;)
Or what about an interview with Lara and Angelina Jolie? (well, might be interesting...) http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

Angel_14
03-11-05, 17:51
Wait, today I wrote an interesting interview with Kurtis. Should I post it?

*Eats another bar of her cholate.... Hmmmmm, Noisette chocolate,Yuummmy...*

Crafting Lara Croft
03-11-05, 18:00
Who is eating chocolate? I love it! Now I´ve become hungry... ;)

Of course you should do! I´m looking forward to it!

P.S.: My suggestions were mostly just for fun. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

Angel_14
03-11-05, 18:06
An unusual interview No.6

Interview with Kurtis

Bell. „Welcome back! Today I’m going to interview the world’s best good-looking guy, Kurtis! Hello, Kurtis, you’re in your favourite shirt as always aren’t you?”
Kurtis: „Is that a problem?”
Bell: „No, I just…. Remarked. So, Kurtis, Have you ever tought about to ask Lara for a date?”
Kurtis: „Well, I asked her one time…”
Bell: „And what did she said?”
Kurtis: „She punched me on face”
Bell: Well, next maybe you’ll have better luck. And why did you asked her, to help you?”
Kurtis: „She wanted to work with me.”
Bell: „But you accepted her offer..”
Kurtis: Yes, because she supplicated to work with me I don’t wanted, but she followed me, plus she’s very sexy”

*Croft Manor*
*Lara is watching the interview.*
*WHAT?! Me supplicate for him?! Sexy?! I’ll show for this stupid arrogant monkey, how to supplicate!*

Bell: „Aha. You’re always teasing her, but why?”
Kurtis: Because she’s got a very cute face, when she’s angry…”
*Lara steps in the studio*
Kurtis: „Hey, Lara, what a suprise! How ya doin’?”
Lara: „You…..stupid arrogant monkey! I’ll show you, how to supplicate!
Kurtis: „Look that’s what I’m talking about!
Lara: „About what?!”
Bell: „He said, you’ve got cute face, when you angry….”
*Lara turns to Kurtis*
Lara: „Cute?! Plus one reason, to punch you on face!”
Kurtis: „Calm down, cutie!”
*Lara gets very angry*
Kurtis: „Ohh-oh…”
*Kurtis runs out the studio and Lara runs after him*
Bell: „Let’s just hope He’ll get away from this in one piece…”

*Lara: Where did you go, you stupid yank?? You can’t get away from this! We haven’t finished yet!

Bell: „Well that was enough for today, Bye-bye!”

THE END

Apofiss
03-11-05, 18:10
OMG! ROFL! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif That would be a great AOD parody! :D

[ 03. November 2005, 18:17: Message edited by: Apofiss ]

Angel_14
03-11-05, 18:11
The interview is above

Crafting Lara Croft
03-11-05, 18:11
Wonderful! As it has been said, you´re very talented! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif

Apofiss
03-11-05, 18:20
Angel_14, what about involving Tony from TR3? :D Lara + Kurtis and Tony.

Angel_14
03-11-05, 18:40
This one for Crafting Lara Croft:

An unusual interview No.7

Interview with Lara Croft and Angelina Jolie

Bell: Welcome back again dear viewers to the unusual interview! Today I do an interview with The gorgeus Lara Croft And her human version, Angelina Jolie. Say Lara do you like your human version?”
Lara: „This is ridiculus! She doesn’t look like me!”
Angelina: „It’s hard to copy down your mountain sized breasts…”
Lara: „Why didn’t you do a plastick operation, as usual you do?”
Angelina: „Because there Isn’t enough silicon ont he world, to do those breats…”
Bell: „Stop it, girls! So Lara as you teamed up with Kurtis Angelina is teamed up with Alex West in her film. What do you think about Alex?”
Lara: „If I have got choice, I choice kurtis”

California, beach motel:
*Kurtis watches the interview, drinks from the beer bottle, and say.
*I always knew that she loves me. I’m so tempiting….*

Angelina: „Yeah, a guy with a flying freesbee and with a mutant made hole in his chest is a really good choice…”
Lara: „But that hole isn’t by me, Miss. ’I shot him down, to get the artifact’!”
Angelina: „And shut up, Miss. ’I let him grapping my body, to make things hotter’!
Lara: „You….little whore!”
Angelina: „You, big whore!”
*Lara and Angel begain to fight each other*
Bell: „Well, I think I need a little rest, maybe a holiday… well good bye!”

THE END

Angel_14
04-11-05, 15:17
[ 04. November 2005, 17:08: Message edited by: Angel_14 ]

Apofiss
04-11-05, 17:25
Interview with Lara Croft and Angelina Jolie > excellent idea! :D Umm... so far my fave is 3rd and 4th http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif

Sofitegan
04-11-05, 17:55
all brill! what about one with Boaz and Kurtis?

Angel_14
04-11-05, 18:53
An unusual interview no.9

Interview with Boaz and Kurtis

Bell: „Today I’m sitting in front of Kurtis, and his biggest enemy Boaz.! Boaz, do you still angry with Kurtis?”
Boaz: „of course! He cut my head down!”
Kurtis: „And you made a hole in my stomach!”
Boaz: „Wanna another hole in that?!”
Bell: „Guys calm down. Boaz, after the fight, where did you go?”
Kurtis: „She lied in a plastick operation, to make a human looking for herself....”
*Boaz gets angry, and wants to strain Kurtis*
Bell: „Hey,cam down girl! Kurtis, was the fight easy, or hard?”
Kurtis: „Kill a mutant, clumsy butterfly wasn’t hard. It was harder learn reading than defeat her”
*Boaz gets very-very angry*
Boaz: „Easy?! I stabbed you at the and do you remember, pea head?!”
Kurtis: „But that wasn’t fair. you stabbed me from the back.”
Boaz: „Wanna another fight?”
Kurtis: „Okay! Let’s end this outside!”
*Kurtis grasps his chirugai and he goes out with Boaz*
Bell: „Eewww, I don’t wanna see the fight! Maybe next time... Bye bye!”

THE END

Crafting Lara Croft
08-11-05, 06:13
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Fantastic, Angel!
Thank you for the interview with Angelina and Lara! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

Sofitegan
08-11-05, 18:44
thankyou angel!