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Pablo.CT
08-01-06, 17:27
Anyone

Lara Croft Fan Joe
08-01-06, 17:52
well, i dont think i shud say it here - its VERY rude

Kamrusepas
08-01-06, 17:52
I can't keep track of all the clever things I say :vlol:

Ampersand
08-01-06, 17:53
Nor me. I can't remember most of them, though they made people laugh. :D

Catlantean
08-01-06, 17:55
People often accuse me of throwing sarcastic remarks around a bit too much, but since most of those are purely inspired by the moment I don't think they'd be worth anything without the situation itself. And I don't have a habit of remembering them :p

AnthonyShock1515
08-01-06, 17:58
I saw my evil french teacher in the shopping center and I threw a Starbucks cup off her:D

And I replaced my moms sugar bowl with salt and the salt despenser with sugar, Of course my plan backfired when I made a cup of tea;)

Maureen Errant
08-01-06, 17:59
People often accuse me of throwing sarcastic remarks around a bit too much, but since most of those are purely inspired by the moment I don't think they'd be worth anything without the situation itself. And I don't have a habit of remembering them :p

Too true..............................but............. ..I do seem to remember saying something along the lines of STOP RIGHT THERE I HAVE A BANANA:D

Lara Croft Fan Joe
08-01-06, 18:02
im SOOOO NOT sarcastic, not sarcastic at ALL.

Kamrusepas
08-01-06, 18:03
People often accuse me of throwing sarcastic remarks around a bit too much, ...

Hehe, me too :whi:

Ampersand
08-01-06, 18:03
Hehe, me too :whi:

Me three... :whi:

But I can't help it, it's just stuff I say without thinking...

AnthonyShock1515
08-01-06, 18:05
Me 4 lol:D

Lara Croft Fan Joe
08-01-06, 18:05
me 5

Kamrusepas
08-01-06, 18:05
But I can't help it, it's just stuff I say without thinking...

I know! Some people just get offended so easily... :p

Ampersand
08-01-06, 18:06
Sometimes it's sarcasm, sometimes it's stupidity. I confuse myself. :p

Maureen Errant
08-01-06, 18:07
foot in mouth disease:vlol:

Ampersand
08-01-06, 18:08
foot in mouth disease:vlol:

Brilliant. :vlol:

Geck-o-Lizard
08-01-06, 19:33
foot in mouth disease:vlol:

hahaha :vlol:


I can't remember any of the witty stuff I say but apparently I'm really funny to be around when I'm in a good mood. Very quick tongue, gets me into trouble sometimes, lol.

Maureen Errant
08-01-06, 20:00
hahaha :vlol:


I can't remember any of the witty stuff I say but apparently I'm really funny to be around when I'm in a good mood. Very quick tongue, gets me into trouble sometimes, lol.


:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: OOOOHHHHHH cheecky Geck-o.:p

Cookin
08-01-06, 20:05
I have caused many problems with my sarcasm, people say it is the lowest form of humour.

Ampersand
08-01-06, 20:12
I have caused many problems with my sarcasm, people say it is the lowest form of humour.

On the contrary, I think it's probably the smartest and least appreciated.

Knock-Knock jokes are the lowest form of humour. :p

Cookin
08-01-06, 20:15
That's what i keep trying to tell everyone Ampersand! :p

Kamrusepas
08-01-06, 20:17
On the contrary, I think it's probably the smartest and least appreciated.

Knock-Knock jokes are the lowest form of humour. :p
Agreed :p

Plus American Pie/Scary Movie -type of humor...

Ampersand
08-01-06, 20:19
And of course the dreaded 'So-and-so walks into a bar' jokes. Everytime I hear that 'Hey, what's with the long face?' punchline, I feel like screaming. :o

Virusbuster
08-01-06, 21:09
There's a guy at school, obsessed with trains, and sorta childish and geeky. So I asked him: "I suppose you're gonna work with trains when you grow up, right?" "Yeah, that's for sure," he said. "Then grow up," I said. I didn't really think it was funny, but the other people nearby seemed to think so...

SpongeBob Lover
08-01-06, 21:22
sarcasam and things out loud with out thinking