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Angel_14
03-02-06, 18:34
My stupid story... :D

WARNING!!!
If you're having some technical problems with reading this story, (ex.: You're blind, etc) please DON'T contact to me. I don't care. And please, I wanna ask that favor from that spy at my window, with a shotgun in his hand, to not sh...

Written: J. K. Rowl... Me
Corrected: What does it mean?
Actors: I'm lazy to list it...

The story begains...

Laura ran like hell. Mainly, she wanted to run , but she couldn't of her Dolce Gabbana shoe She didn't want to make it dirty... She had to run or the parking guard gets her. She didn't pay enough time, not because she didn't have money, because she was stingy, like hell. She jumped down the fence and landed in a piece of dog 'thing'.
"Damned public sanitaton. She stood up, and noticed, that she's in a housing estate with lot's of houses. How clever is she! Houses in a housing estate... She decided to go away as soon, as possible, before a beggar comes and steals her wallet, or rapes her.
She jumped on the roofs like Neo in the Matrix, doesn't care with the fact, that it's middle night, and everybody wants to sleep.
She climbed on the top and looked around. the view of the ghetto was beautiful She watched as two men tormeting a policeman. She sighed dreamly and decided to go. She opened a cupboard and felt stronger than ever! She found a totally useless weapon, but she grabbed it.
"Can be usefull. If not, I can brag with it. Or keep it in my glass-case"
She noticed a guard standing in front of the door, where she wanted to get out. (Really, it was a girl from the staff of the house)
"Dammit! I have no weapon! Yust this useless thing..."
She checked the ammunation of the gun, then when she got right, that it's full, she angled at the guards (staff girl) head and threw it right on her neck. She collapsed
"It's really usefull. I keep it at myself." And with that, she put it in her infinite and invisible backpack


will continue...

:p

Tomb Raider Master
03-02-06, 23:28
Ha Ha Ha :D Awesome! :tmb:

Paperdoll
04-02-06, 00:02
:vlol: awesome loool

Angel_14
04-02-06, 10:49
thanx. wanna see the continue? ^_^

Paperdoll
04-02-06, 14:11
you shouldn't even ask that... OF COURSE WE DO :D

LB tr LB
04-02-06, 15:05
i dont really understand that, what i mean is, it says hell to much, and no offence it dident interest me!

Paperdoll
04-02-06, 15:15
errmmm....it's supposed to be a joke..?

Tomb Raider Master
04-02-06, 15:58
Angel:
wanna see the continue?
Of course. :)

LB tr LB
04-02-06, 17:10
errmmm....it's supposed to be a joke..?

well i said it dosent interest me!

Apofiss
04-02-06, 17:26
well i said it dosent interest me!

We got it already. :mis:

SlinkyRaider
04-02-06, 17:57
Great job! :vlol:

Angel_14
06-02-06, 08:23
Thanx! Here's the continue!

*In Sawyers house*

"An evil night to be alone, miss. Cruze, Our streets are not safe anymore..."
"I've noticed it"
"Don't interrput me, b****!
"Sorry... so continue"
"it's terrible. parking guards, umemployment. Just like New York. Only the negros missing."
"I saw a few on the streets..."
"Really? Well. then this is New York!"
"How logical..."
"Yep. How's where-near?"
"I think he's in a deadly mood."
"What? You've killed him?!"
"Dunno. i think no. now, gimme his diary"
"I need an offical signature from him!"
Laura got angry at this, dunno why, maybe she was sensitive. Anyway, she got angry at Sawyer and kicked in stomach her, what made her very angry, and she did that Matrix jump in the air. After Laura watched it through amazed, she grabbed a half brick and threw it on sawyers feet, what made her scream up,and give the diary to her
"Good girl. Now, stay here" And with that, she let Sawyer there with a half brick on her feet. Sawyer had no choise, so she turned on TV and begain to watch 'Salvia and tears, what just begain to play the first episode, from the 56 132,2 episode...
*Next morning*
When Laura opened her eyes. it was morning, so she woke up. It was from two reasons:
1. She slept on the rails, so she had to get away quickly, before a train hits her
2. It was morning, and the 90% of the popularity wakes up in the morning. the other 10% are the vampires, who wkaes up in the nights, and go to sleep in the mornings. But i don't talk about them, because they don't belong to this story...
So, she woke up, made her hair, brushed her teeth, put in her brasts, and continued her adventure First she asked the prostitue, Jane
"Hi. Can you help me? I'm searching for a man"
"Me too, but I'm not yellin' it over the world"
"We are not in the same class. So, where can i find Hogward?"
"I don't know. I'm a whore, not an information table- Maybe Pierre Cardin know. He used to buy drugs from him, but you know, how it goes"
"Where can I find him?"
"In café perond"
*In the café perond*
When Laura went in the café, she saw a crazy dude, who was throwing objects and singing, 'the world is mine'
"Maybe he's drunken" She thought as she jumped away from a flying chair. She had to crawl on the floor, to get to the bar table.
"What can i get you?"
"You can get me that guy overe there for me..."
"I'm a dru... café owner, not a matchmaker"
"It's a pity. I need information about your ex-boss"
"Hogwards? But you're not from the police?"
"Nope."
" CIA? FBI? CSI? KTEB? GROK?"
"Nope. I'm a lonely girl"
"Ok tan alright..."

Paperdoll
06-02-06, 12:17
omg :vlol:

"Laura got angry at this, dunno why, maybe she was sensitive" LOL poor thing she had pms :p

great story angel_14 :tmb: looking forward to read more, you've got a great sense of humour

Angel_14
06-02-06, 12:20
Thanx! ^_^ The Kurtis part will be hilarious! :D

Paperdoll
06-02-06, 12:22
ooooh we'll have a Kurtis part :D I'm neutral about him but it will still be fun :p

Angel_14
06-02-06, 12:24
Of course we'll have!

and a sex part...

xMyrax
06-02-06, 14:01
:vlol: Very funny XD Cant wait to read the next chapter! ^^

Sofitegan
06-02-06, 18:50
love ur avi myrax!
angel "Kteb, Grok?"
soo funny.