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Agent Dee
17-04-06, 00:46
The thread title spelling IS intentional :ton:

THE LIST:

Backup: What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.

Bar Code: Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.

Bug: The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.

Byte: What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro

Cache: Needed when you go to da store.

Chip: Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name.

Terminal: Time to call da undertaker.

Crash: When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

Digital: The artof counting on your fingers.

Diskette: A female Disco dancer.

Hacker: Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.

Hardcopy: Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

Internet: Where cafeteria workers put in their hair.

Keyboard: Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

Mac: Big Bob's favorite fast food.

Megahertz: How your head feels after seventeen beers. (my favoritite :D )

Modem: What ya did when the grass and weeds got to tall.

Mouse pad: Where Micky and Minne Mouse live.

Network: Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

Online: Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

Rom: Where the Pope lives.

Screen: Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

Serial port: A red wine you drink with breakfast.

Superconductor: Amtrak's Employee of the year.

:jmp:

tlr online
17-04-06, 00:47
Chip: Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name.

:vlol:

xMiSsCrOfTx
17-04-06, 01:36
Backup: What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.

Lol omg :vlol:

frostfur452
17-04-06, 03:06
The thread title spelling IS intentional :ton:


Megahertz: How your head feels after seventeen beers. (my favoritite :D )


:jmp:


haha my head was feelin a bit megahertzy last night :P

scoopy_loopy
17-04-06, 05:12
hahahahahaha! ausome!

Celephais
17-04-06, 09:04
Cold Boot- means winters here.

Hard Drive- Gettin' the Oldsmobile to Granpa's in under 2 hours.

Memory stick- Thing you use on Billy Bob to git him to repay the loan.

Bus Port- a place where all the Greyhounds git their tires fixed.

Spam- Mmmm, vittles.

Auto hide- Ma brother dun that when the police were chasing him.

Partitions- City slickers name fer walls.

Third party- Time to dig out yer "extra special" moonshine.

FAT drive- Grandma kin barely get in the car these days

Buffer- the locomotives have 'em.

File sharing -borrowin' yer neighbors tools


( I know they're not very good I just made them up :cln:)

Lara Lover
17-04-06, 09:31
:vlol:

scion05
17-04-06, 10:21
the only funny one is ROM omg lmao!

Kamrusepas
17-04-06, 10:25
Hard Drive- Gettin' the Oldsmobile to Granpa's in under 2 hours.


:D :tmb:

jarhead
17-04-06, 10:26
:vlol: there soo funny. i love those kinda lists :vlol: :tmb: . have you heard of the blond medical terminology