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Agent Dee
17-04-06, 00:58
I saw this in the local paper and I just HAD to put em here :jmp:

ADULT: A person wo has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. (so very true :p )

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage

INFLATION: Cuttin money in half without damaging the paper.

MYTH: A female moth.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHEL The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

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Neteru
17-04-06, 01:05
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.LOL Now that has to be my favourite!

Tomb Raider Master
17-04-06, 12:18
LOL, nice! :D

rachkitten
17-04-06, 12:22
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.


I love that one :jmp:

jarhead
17-04-06, 12:30
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.


:vlol: this is sooo true:vlol:

Zip
17-04-06, 13:14
Excellent :tmb: :tmb: :tmb:

Anubis_AF
17-04-06, 13:37
I
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

I love this one :D