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Agent Dee
17-04-06, 01:05
Also saw this in the local paper, I think you will like it ;)

A Woman's Dictionary

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.
A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n.
You bought the groceries, washed the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but he, "made the dinner."

Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n.
Gotta get married in a church.

Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n.
An appliance designed to eat socks.

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.
A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
The last two minutes of a football game.

:jmp:

tlr online
17-04-06, 01:17
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n.
You bought the groceries, washed the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but he, "made the dinner."

I admit. I claimed this once :p

ELEN
17-04-06, 01:25
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
The last two minutes of a football game.


:D :vlol:

Osojojo
17-04-06, 01:33
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.
A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

:jmp:

SO me! I'm always worrying about the little calories, but then when it comes to ice cream I seem to have no problem...hahahha.

xMiSsCrOfTx
17-04-06, 01:34
Lol :D

scoopy_loopy
17-04-06, 05:03
:vlol:

CerebralAssassin
17-04-06, 06:10
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
The last two minutes of a football game.

:jmp:

How about the entire game?that's way better!not a woman but..have to agree with you on that..football is wayyy boring:vlol:

Zip
17-04-06, 09:05
:d :d :d

Lara Lover
17-04-06, 09:08
:vlol:

Kamrusepas
17-04-06, 09:29
The others I understand :D But not this:


Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n.
An appliance designed to eat socks.

Celephais
17-04-06, 09:31
Socks are notorious for going missing when you put them in a washing machine. They just...disappear. No-oneknows where they go. ;)

Greenkey2
17-04-06, 10:52
Socks are notorious for going missing when you put them in a washing machine. They just...disappear. No-oneknows where they go. ;)


We have sock-eating monsters that live in our washing machine AND our dryer. I think they're a pair, which is more than can be said about our poor socks :rolleyes: You have to be very careful around them, as they're easily startled :pi:.

:vlol: Yes, very true.

jarhead
17-04-06, 10:54
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n.
Gotta get married in a church.


:vlol: :vlol: so funny. i love this one. i love them all. thanks for the laugh

Ampersand
17-04-06, 10:54
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n.
Gotta get married in a church.

:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Tomb Raider Master
17-04-06, 12:15
Ha Ha :D