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jarhead
17-04-06, 12:42
i just remembered this beacuse of Agent Dee's posts. so thank you:tmb: . but here is some blonde medical terminology

Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- Conceited

Kamrusepas
17-04-06, 12:44
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis


:vlol: :vlol:

Ampersand
17-04-06, 13:12
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Zip
17-04-06, 13:14
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane :D :D :D

Lara Lover
17-04-06, 13:24
:vlol:

That's funny. I got to print that off :tmb:

:vlol:

scion05
17-04-06, 14:21
Seen it lots Funnier Every Time XD

Paperdoll
17-04-06, 14:34
LMAO :vlol:

Pipolinne
17-04-06, 15:26
:rolleyes:

Jacob x5
17-04-06, 15:31
:vlol: :D :tmb:

"Tablet — Small table." — Possibly my favourite. :D :D :D

xMiSsCrOfTx
17-04-06, 15:34
LOL :vlol:

ILG49ers
17-04-06, 15:40
LOL! :vlol:

GuardianAngel
17-04-06, 15:52
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :D

Jebus
17-04-06, 15:55
:vlol:

That's funny. I got to print that off :tmb:

:vlol:

same here :vlol: