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Croft06
22-04-06, 21:30
I love Monty Python, classic, some of the best quotes ever.

"We want....A shrubbery!"
*slightly later*
"We want... A second shruberry. Placed next to the first and slightly raised with a path running down the middle so we get that two level effect. And we want you to cut down a tree... With this haddock!"

*I spelt appreciation wrong..opps*

Titanium
22-04-06, 21:32
It was a herring :p

But yes Holy Grail is my favourite Monty Python film :D

Dad: One day son "waves hand at window" this will all be yours
Son: What the curtains?

Real Life Lara
22-04-06, 21:34
Ni! :D I love that movie to death... :vlol: We want... a shrubbery! =D That was hillarious..

Titanium
22-04-06, 21:35
Sir Lancelot had saved Sir Galahad from almost certain temptation :vlol:

Real Life Lara
22-04-06, 21:36
Ooh and the Knight that kept fighting down to his knees.. :whi:

Aww I wanna watch it now! lol

Croft06
22-04-06, 21:36
Ni! :D I love that movie to death... :vlol: We want... a shrubbery! =D That was hillarious..
Once in history, one of my friends was timing how long me and another of my friend could last without giggling (it's not long) I giggled first, so I made her laugh by saying "We want...A shrubbery!" in that high pitched voice :D

jarhead
22-04-06, 21:37
i havnt seen the holy grail- but the meaning of life and the salmon mouse bit has me in stiches

Croft06
22-04-06, 21:38
i havnt seen the holy grail- but the meaning of life and the salmon mouse bit has me in stiches
Haven't...Seen...Holy...Grail... :eek: Rent it. Now!

jarhead
22-04-06, 21:39
i think my mum has it in her bedroom. she loves them. whats the film were you have the kngiht without a horse so he gets 2 coconut halves and gallops away with them

Croft06
22-04-06, 21:41
i think my mum has it in her bedroom. she loves them. whats the film were you have the kngiht without a horse so he gets 2 coconut halves and gallops away with them
Holy Grail :D

Real Life Lara
22-04-06, 21:41
Thats holy grail :D GO WATCH CHILD. NOW!!!! *waves rolling pin at you* :p

Real Life Lara
22-04-06, 21:42
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9109/montypythonfoot4im.png

Hehe.... just had to :D :whi:

jarhead
22-04-06, 21:43
oh i think ive seen it. is it the one where they run into a monastery but the nuns are nude and want to sleep with them. and the fihgt where he comes back for more even though he hasnt got any arms or legs?

Real Life Lara
22-04-06, 21:44
Yep... :whi: Hehe :D

Croft06
22-04-06, 21:45
"I'll bite your knee caps!"

Real Life Lara
22-04-06, 21:45
"I'll bite your knee caps!"

:vlol:

Forwen
22-04-06, 21:51
Oh yes. Monty Python.

Tansy
22-04-06, 21:59
Always look on the bright side of life! *whistles*

Holy Grail is great!
'European or African swallow?'

But I think The Life of Brian is my favourite! :p

ChocChipCookie
22-04-06, 22:04
But I think The Life of Brian is my favourite! :p

Love it!! "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy" Brilliant :D

Neteru
22-04-06, 22:14
Dad: One day son "waves hand at window" this will all be yours
Son: What the curtains?LMAO Oh god, it's just the whiney voice that makes that so funny. :vlol:

Forwen
22-04-06, 22:20
Fetchez la vache!

lee32uk
22-04-06, 22:51
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt!Thppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
FRENCH GUARD #1: I didn't know we were French?
FRENCH GUARD #2: Of course, we else do you think we are talking in this ridiculous accent?


:D

Tansy
22-04-06, 22:52
Fetchez la vache!

:vlol:

I have to go watch them again now!

Real Life Lara
22-04-06, 22:54
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Wtf :vlol: :D

Joseph
23-04-06, 00:32
Monty Python is one of my absolute favourites! Life of Bwian. Oh yes. :D

Maureen Errant
23-04-06, 05:13
Ooh and the Knight that kept fighting down to his knees.. :whi:

Aww I wanna watch it now! lol



yes....yes....yes......

come back you coward....'tis only a flesh wound.

Lonely Istari
23-04-06, 06:39
omg omg omg omg omg

*dances*

I am OBSESSED with Monty Python!!!

Not like that was obvious or anything :whi:

Maureen Errant
23-04-06, 06:48
O course you're not obsessed with Monty Python.......................:ton:

I can never remember any of the lines:hea: :hea:

Hello Istari :hug:

Lonely Istari
23-04-06, 06:49
Dad: One day son "waves hand at window" this will all be yours
Son: What the curtains?

:vlol: Oh man, that's one of my favorite scenes of Holy Grail

Dad: You stay 'ere an' make sure 'e dosen' leave.

Guard: Oh I get it. You want us to stay here!

Dad: And make sure 'e doesn' leave.

Guard: Oh alright.

*follows him out the door*

Dad: Where are you going?!

Guard: We're goin' with you.

Dad: No no, I want you to stay here and make sure he doesn't leave!

Guard: What the Prince?

Dad: Yes! Make sure he doesn't leave!

Guard: Oh! I see, I thought you meant him (*points at other guard*). I thought it was a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard...

Lonely Istari
23-04-06, 06:50
O course you're not obsessed with Monty Python.......................:ton:

I can never remember any of the lines:hea: :hea:

Hello Istari :hug:

What would give anyone that impression?? :tea:

How are ya tonight Maureen? :hug:

Maureen Errant
23-04-06, 06:57
Doing real fine.............feeling nooooooooooooooooooooo pain.:cln:

Love that scene....then when Cleese comes in and kills all the wedding guests................what a hoot.............:jmp:

Lonely Istari
23-04-06, 07:02
:vlol: oh man! SOOOO great!

"you killed 8 wedding guests and all!"
"Oh... sorry about that..."


"he killed my auntie!"

hahaha :jmp:

My sisters and I were talking about Life of Brian today. And I was reminded of a hilarious part when a prisoner is carrying a cross and the guy comes up to help him and the prisoner leaves! Haha! then the helper ends up taking his place! oh man. so funny

Nissus: Crucifixion?
Man: Yes sir.
Nissus: Good. Out the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next. Crucifixion?

Spitfire
23-04-06, 07:09
Ni Ni Ni....im done

Lonely Istari
23-04-06, 07:12
lol Spitfire.

We are now, no longer the knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say ikki ikki ikki kapang zoop oinnnggggg.

Spitfire
23-04-06, 07:17
lol Spitfire.

We are now, no longer the knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say ikki ikki ikki kapang zoop oinnnggggg.
lol that sounds just lovely lol.

Lonely Istari
23-04-06, 07:19
lol Of course it is lovely. It's from Monty Python! :p

I love how they can't stand to hear the word "is". How stupid is that?!?!

That's why I love MP. They are just sooo brilliantly stupid.

Maureen Errant
23-04-06, 07:21
or stupidly brilliant:tea:

absolutely, definitley, NOT obsessed.........nope not even a little bit.:ton:

lol Spitfire.

We are now, no longer the knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say ikki ikki ikki kapang zoop oinnnggggg.

I'd forgotten that crucifiction scene..............hilarious.

Lonely Istari
23-04-06, 07:24
or stupidly brilliant:tea:

Ha! Funny you should say that! I was debating on which version to say! :p

absolutely, definitley, NOT obsessed.........nope not even a little bit.:ton:

not at all............ :jmp: