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SUGARPIE
28-04-06, 00:54
Just for fun I thought we could come up with a few things and comments about what we don't see Lara doing in actual game play :cln:

Keep it clean ;)

I always wondered how she has so much stealth and energy when she never eats anything. I mean look at that waist!! Just where does she store her internal organs? :tea: :D

Any more to add?

xMiSsCrOfTx
28-04-06, 00:56
We never see her pay bills. I'm sure the government is always on her tail. :p

CerebralAssassin
28-04-06, 00:57
she doesn't do math:(

SUGARPIE
28-04-06, 01:04
We never see her pay bills. I'm sure the government is always on her tail. :p

LOL :vlol:

She doesn't seem to use any facilities (or lack of them) but then again, what doesn't go in can't really come out :D

ace_85
28-04-06, 01:04
She never seems to lose it, not even a little bit. I don't know about anyone else here but if I saw a T-rex or a Yeti or a bloody great big dragon I'd probably need a change of underwear and some intensive therapy sessions :p

Lost_Raider
28-04-06, 01:08
she doesn't do math:(

Lara is made out of math equations...

She is composed of million vectors...each of them are linked togather and behave as the algorithm define them to...

And with all the dot products and cross products...well, you get the picture.

Anyway...let the lady have some rest...

SUGARPIE
28-04-06, 01:09
Ha ha Ace!! I also noticed that even in the mansion she feels compelled to stand. She never lies down and only sits when she knows her hands and feet have access to some powerful controls (Quad bike, Motorbike, Snow mobile, power boat et cetera) :p

SMSL
28-04-06, 01:32
She never picks her nose.

SUGARPIE
28-04-06, 01:46
She never seems to 'perspire' even when she flies from a cold continent to a hot one.

Paperdoll
28-04-06, 01:51
She never waxes her legs. I guess that quicksand in India made wonders for her hairy problems XD

Kamrusepas
28-04-06, 01:52
I guess that quicksand in India made wonders for her hairy problems XD

Gotta try that :vlol:

SUGARPIE
28-04-06, 02:09
LOL @ Dollie :vlol:

Talking of waxing, those shorts are a bit skimpy too for those long and arduos, non-waxing-salons-available adventures :whi:

SMSL
28-04-06, 02:29
She'll never ruin her skin. One can see her burn to death without even getting a tan to wear on the funeral.

SUGARPIE
28-04-06, 03:07
LOL SMSL,

She never has a map of her own. She insists on hand-out's from half-eaten amputees that live up trees with their crumpled, hand-written and tea-stained alternatives.....

Jin Uzuki
28-04-06, 03:31
She never had a short haircut, and never makes amusing faces.

SMSL
28-04-06, 03:37
She's never seen using a bra, her breasts defy gravity.

Jin Uzuki
28-04-06, 03:46
:vlol:

She never laughs histerically. I'd love to see that.

SMSL
28-04-06, 03:54
She'll never be a tooth short on her smile.

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 05:36
I've never seen her actually use anything from her medipacs.:ton:

She also never seems to graze her knees or bump her elbows either.

Jin Uzuki
28-04-06, 05:38
She never farts. :o

Jin Uzuki
28-04-06, 05:38
And Winston of the previous TR titles unfortunately does not suffice. :o :D

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 05:44
LOL Jin..........I was just going to say that too.......:cln:

Meep
28-04-06, 05:49
never seen her shoelaces come untied .....



with all those bangs in her face you'd think she'd wipe them out of her face.... her hair doesnt seem to bother her ?

gazhammer
28-04-06, 05:50
She does'nt......... call me anymore:( (*****!).:D

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 06:01
She does'nt......... call me anymore:( (*****!).:D


:vlol: That's cause your a NICE guy Gaz...............Lara only like BAD boys.........look at Terry Sheridan.....................boy was he easy on the eyes........lol:jmp:
Adam West in the shower scene................*sigh*

gazhammer
28-04-06, 06:04
:vlol: That's cause your a NICE guy Gaz...............Lara only like BAD boys.........look at Terry Sheridan.....................boy was he easy on the eyes........lol:jmp:


CRAP:( .... no wonder i always finish last.:hea: (Who's Terry Sheridan?):confused: ...:D

Hope your well Maureen?:hug:

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 06:28
CRAP:( .... no wonder i always finish last.:hea: (Who's Terry Sheridan?):confused: ...:D

Hope your well Maureen?:hug:

Very well...thanks Gaz:hug:
I see you have a headache:ton: poor baby

Gerard Butler played the part of Terry Sheridan in the movie The Cradle of Life.

And Daniel Craig played Adam West in the First Tomb Raider Movie.........another slurpie guy......hehehe

gazhammer
28-04-06, 06:38
Very well...thanks Gaz:hug:
I see you have a headache:ton: poor baby

Gerard Butler played the part of Terry Sheridan in the movie The Cradle of Life.GOTCHA

And Daniel Craig played Adam West in the First Tomb Raider Movie.........another slurpie guy......hehehe



Isnt Adam West... BATMAN?:D

Daniel Craig is the new James Bond isnt he?:D

Zip
28-04-06, 06:40
She never swets,like looks swety andis never remotly out of breath after jumping and running

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 06:42
Yes he is the new James Bond.

Were you here at the time when we had the thread about how awful of a Bond he would make?

Most people seem to think that he will not make a good Bond.....because he is blond. Seems he's going to be the first blond Bond, and people are up in arms about it.:D

Don't you mean Adam Ant.:tea:

Back on Topic..........never seen Lara cry.

gazhammer
28-04-06, 06:45
Yes he is the new James Bond.

Were you here at the time when we had the thread about how awful of a Bond he would make?

Most people seem to think that he will not make a good Bond.....because he is blond. Seems he's going to be the first blond Bond, and people are up in arms about it.:D

Don't you mean Adam Ant.:tea:

Back on Topic..........never seen Lara cry.

To be honest i hate James Bond movies...:(

Adam Ant = Stuart Goddard...:D (i'm more your Prince Charming!):D

angelika
28-04-06, 06:51
I never saw her drink water:confused:

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 06:52
[quote=gazhammer]To be honest i hate James Bond movies...:(

I know..........but the last few with Pierce Brossnan have been great for special effects..............I also really like Sean Bean.;)
Bond is too charming, too smooth.........just too good to be true......and his conquests with the ladies.........HAH. Any woman with an ounce of self respect wouldn't sleep with him........The guy who keeps the Trojan Company is business is not very sexy IMO.......lol

gazhammer
28-04-06, 06:56
[quote=gazhammer]To be honest i hate James Bond movies...:(

I know..........but the last few with Pierce Brossnan have been great for special effects..............I also really like Sean Bean.;)
Bond is too charming, too smooth.........just too good to be true......and his conquests with the ladies.........HAH. Any woman with an ounce of self respect wouldn't sleep with him........The guy who keeps the Trojan Company is business is not very sexy IMO.......lol



I dont like Pierce Brosnan...:mad: He makes my skin crawl when he's trying to be tough or funny...:( plus he looks like a "GIT".:D

Lara never......changes her underwear:confused: (i mean... whats that about?)...;)

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 07:09
[quote=Maureen Errant][indent]

I dont like Pierce Brosnan...:mad: He makes my skin crawl when he's trying to be tough or funny...:( plus he looks like a "GIT".:D

Lara never......changes her underwear:confused: (i mean... whats that about?)...;)

Yeah,.......but that GIT has a lovely amount of chest hair:jmp: And I do like the combination of blue eyes with dark hair.......

Never changes her socks neither....... or her shorts!

btw Gaz......if you really adored Brosnan, I would have to start wondering...............:whi:

Jin Uzuki
28-04-06, 07:16
She never moves her bowel. :o

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 07:22
Yes Jin.................doesn't go pee either.............or sneeze or cough.....that is just weird.
Reminds me of when I used to read romance books :yik: The ladies in them could be kidnapped and in a boat for 3 days but they never had to go to the bathroom................:D :vlol:

JACOBryanBURNS
28-04-06, 07:26
I've never seen Lara change socks. You would think what with her getting wet ALL of the time she might put on a fresh pair now and again, but no...
Ten dollars says her feet are some of the worst you've ever smelled.

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 07:31
Hello Jacob :hug:

Yeah..I bet those socks could stand up by themselves.........ewwwwww

Never seen her comb her hair......she should have dreds by now.:ton:

gazhammer
28-04-06, 07:39
Hello Jacob :hug:

Yeah..I bet those socks could stand up by themselves.........ewwwwww

Never seen her comb her hair......she should have dreds by now.:ton:

I'd gladly still suck on her toes!.:D

JACOBryanBURNS
28-04-06, 07:43
I'd gladly still suck on her toes!.:D

I am repulsed. I wouldn't suck toes fresh out of a pedicure, nevertheless someone who has been standing repeatedly for ten years! ;)

gazhammer
28-04-06, 07:47
I am repulsed. I wouldn't suck toes fresh out of a pedicure, nevertheless someone who has been standing repeatedly for ten years! ;)

I'd start with the toes then quickly work my way UP!.:whi:

Jin Uzuki
28-04-06, 07:47
She never gets sweat-spots on her armpit. :o

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 07:48
I'd gladly still suck on her toes!.:D


sick.twisted..kinky.........COOL:whi:

Jin Uzuki
28-04-06, 07:48
I'd start with the toes then quickly work my way UP!.
Oh, behave! :jmp:

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 07:49
Oh, behave! :jmp:



Where's the fun in that?????:jmp:

JACOBryanBURNS
28-04-06, 07:50
I'd start with the toes then quickly work my way UP!.:whi:

That's right gaz, you work at it. All the way up her leg to her pistols. ;)

gazhammer
28-04-06, 07:53
That's right gaz, you work at it. All the way up her leg to her pistols. ;)

Was that "Pistols" or "Bristols"?.:D

Please ask if unaware what "Bristols" are?.:confused: :D

gazhammer
28-04-06, 07:55
Where's the fun in that?????:jmp:


Damn Straight!;)

JACOBryanBURNS
28-04-06, 07:58
Was that "Pistols" or "Bristols"?.:D

Please ask if unaware what "Bristols" are?.:confused: :D

*Is asking what "bristols" are....*

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 07:58
Life is toooooo short to 'behave' or worry about what other people are thinking of you..........be yourself *no one else can do it so well*

Okay.......what's a Bristol...........

Never seen Lara clean her guns.

gazhammer
28-04-06, 08:01
Life is toooooo short to 'behave' or worry about what other people are thinking of you..........be yourself *no one else can do it so well*

Okay.......what's a Bristol...........

Never seen Lara clean her guns.

Have you heard of Cockney Rhyming Slang?.

ie: Apples and Pears = Stairs.

Well Bristols are Bristol City's = Another word for Boobs.:D

JACOBryanBURNS
28-04-06, 08:02
Have you heard of Cockney Rhyming Slang?.

ie: Apples and Pears = Stairs.

Well Bristols are Bristol City's = Another word for Boobs.:D

You hound!:p

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 08:16
Have you heard of Cockney Rhyming Slang?.

ie: Apples and Pears = Stairs.

Well Bristols are Bristol City's = Another word for Boobs.:D

Never heard of it..............and how do you get stairs out of apples and pears....................I should think that they would make a nice fruit salad:vlol:

*the strange and wonderful things that come from the minds of the people who live on the Rock*

gazhammer
28-04-06, 08:18
Never heard of it..............and how do you get stairs out of apples and pears....................I should think that they would make a nice fruit salad:vlol:


:vlol: You are HILARIOUS:vlol: :hug:

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 08:34
Thanks Gaz:hug: I think your pretty neat too.;)

Tomb Raider Master
28-04-06, 10:35
She never plays Tomb Raider. :D

Jonnipants
28-04-06, 12:09
Never really seen her eat...I guess that's why she is so slim. ;)

SUGARPIE
28-04-06, 12:24
Gaz get your pies off my Bristols, take a butchers at me plates instead :D

Suck MY toes...then eat my shorts :ton:

jarhead
28-04-06, 12:26
her tight clothes never split when she bends or twists

SUGARPIE
28-04-06, 12:29
She never gets sand in her eye which, considering she spends a great deal of time in the desert is quite something.

I've just thought of a creature they missed - the Camel Spider. Those things can grow to the size of dinner plates and are cream-coloured. My ex husband saw a few out in Kuwait. Mind they do have massive scorpions in TR4.

jarhead
28-04-06, 12:30
she never gets sunburnt - factor 980 then for her, and she never is ill.

angelika
28-04-06, 13:14
She never had a bad hair day - even when she dives, fall,roll, jump, get burried.......

Jin Uzuki
28-04-06, 13:15
She never does the Macarena.

jarhead
28-04-06, 13:16
her make up never runs

angelika
28-04-06, 13:24
She never does the Macarena.

:vlol: where did you remember that?

SUGARPIE
28-04-06, 13:33
She never develops big muscles from carrying all those heavy weapons and pulling up on ledges.

jarhead
28-04-06, 13:35
couold you imagine lara looking like arnie. and then doing all those flips etc. ha ha how pathetic would she look

SUGARPIE
28-04-06, 13:44
LOL, Scion had an avatar of a muscular dancing Lara - gross!

Muhammad
28-04-06, 14:23
and never makes amusing faces.

I beg to differ...