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Agent Dee
28-04-06, 07:46
The 4th in a series of funny stuff from me :tea:

Bumper Stickers (don't know if any of these are real, but they are still funny.)

I love animals, they taste great!

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. (one of my faves :D )

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over it.

Puritanisim: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. (another fave :D )

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every moment of it.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

If you are psychic think "HONK"

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!

Forget the world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.

Grow your own dope, plant a man.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

:jmp:

gazhammer
28-04-06, 07:50
:vlol:

A Dog is for life... Not just for KEBABS!...:D

Zip
28-04-06, 07:57
:vlol: :vlol:

gazhammer
28-04-06, 08:05
"Child on Board",(but dont report him for underage driving).:D

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 08:11
:vlol:

A Dog is for life... Not just for KEBABS!...:D


Ohhhhh YUCK Gaz..............:ton:

Beer........helping ugly people have sex since 18?? :cln:

gazhammer
28-04-06, 08:14
Ohhhhh YUCK Gaz..............:ton:

Beer........helping ugly people have sex since 18?? :cln:


Thats a good one..... (true too!).:D

ace_85
28-04-06, 08:18
'Don't bother with marriage- just find a woman you hate and buy her a house'
:p :D

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 08:20
Life is a *****, and then you marry one..............:jmp:

gazhammer
28-04-06, 08:22
Life is a *****, and then you marry one..............:jmp:
Not me!....OLD, free and single.:D

Honk if your Horny!...(ok you can stop now you ****ing pervert!).:D

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 08:28
Not me!....OLD, free and single.:D

Honk if your Horny!...(ok you can stop now you ****ing pervert!).:D


Honk if your Horny.................man is that one still around??????

And who's a perv..................hmmmmmmm?:ton:

gazhammer
28-04-06, 08:31
Honk if your Horny.................man is that one still around??????

And who's a perv..................hmmmmmmm?:ton:


Excuse me but, i resemble that remark.:vlol:

Maureen Errant
28-04-06, 08:53
:yah:Oh Goody......................me too............. :whi: :vlol:

gazhammer
28-04-06, 08:56
:yah:Oh Goody......................me too............. :whi: :vlol:

I think we should have our own double - act, only the kids on the forum will just think we are a couple of complete NUTTERS.:cln: :jmp:

Tramp
28-04-06, 15:03
One I had on my car. From Zero to ***** in 2.5 Seconds.

SUGARPIE
28-04-06, 15:27
I'm not an aloholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings :D

Back off - I'm methane powered :D

Belfastard
28-04-06, 15:29
:vlol:

A Dog is for life... Not just for KEBABS!...:D

:vlol:

Belfastard
28-04-06, 15:29
I'm not an aloholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings :D

Back off - I'm methane powered :D

:vlol: :vlol:

Good one! :tmb:

Belfastard
28-04-06, 15:30
One I had on my car. From Zero to B**** in 2.5 Seconds.

I would need that on my car!

Wait, I don't own a car. :( I can't even drive. :(

:vlol:

SUGARPIE
28-04-06, 15:30
Actually I made the second one up - my creative talents are wasted :D

stereopathic
28-04-06, 16:11
saw one yesterday that said "my gamer fragged your honor student." tickled me in a nerdy way.

SUGARPIE
28-04-06, 16:48
'Come any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windscreen' :ton: