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tlr online
09-05-06, 20:47
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable"

Lavinder
09-05-06, 20:53
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable"

:D That made me chuckle to myself :p

illuminati30
09-05-06, 20:54
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable"

:vlol:

So true!

Lara Lover
09-05-06, 20:54
:vlol:

jamieoliver22
09-05-06, 20:55
ROFL! :D Nice joke, thanks Justin :D

xMiSsCrOfTx
09-05-06, 20:57
LOL, very true! :vlol:

BlackGrey
09-05-06, 20:57
Bu ha ha ha ha!!!

Ampersand
09-05-06, 21:00
Brilliant, and horribly true. :vlol: :vlol:

Gabi
09-05-06, 21:01
:D

MiCkiZ88
09-05-06, 21:05
HAH! :vlol:

Laras Backpack
09-05-06, 21:07
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Melonie Tomb Raider
09-05-06, 21:08
I'm heavily into politics, so I guess this wasn't my type of joke. :p

Geck-o-Lizard
09-05-06, 21:13
I lol'd. :vlol:

_Mica_
09-05-06, 21:14
:vlol:

Gothlegend
09-05-06, 21:35
lol :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: