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badboy70
22-05-06, 17:30
make a spoof ( i don't know if that's the correct word ) of lara's gadgets, guns,....
even if the one you wonna use one who's already used, you can use it again :wve:
here's mine

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/8215/newpda7vk.th.png (http://img61.imageshack.us/my.php?image=newpda7vk.png)

PDA :
10 kiles
no touchscreen
explodes in water
no infrared / bluetooth / WiFi / internet / ...
20 KB HD
no sound / no microphone
size : 50 cm on 50 cm --> fits perfectly into pcket
no colorscreen + no screen light
modern design
1 minute battery ( charching the battery = 6 hours )
1 second garanty
only 1000
newest trent
USB program for pc : only 1 GB : transfer PC --> PDA = 1 kb/ 56 minutes
made of plastic
buttons can't fall out

NEW !!! : when you wonna get rid of this perfect machine press the emergency button and it self-destructs

Legend of Lara
22-05-06, 18:06
Here's one:

Supa Crap presents:

CRAPPY GRAPPLE!!!

Non-insulated cable!
Can't attach to anything
Weights 500.000 tons
Made of plastic
Breaks easily
Makes annoying bong sounds when you touch it
Not strong enough to carry a human

NEW FEATURE: CD player function. CD player function not included.

badboy70
22-05-06, 18:11
:vlol:

jarhead
22-05-06, 18:11
tighter-a-fit presents


Crofts clothing range:

only comes in size 4
dissolves in water
turns see through in air
if felt on skin- tightens to crush the wearer
clothes will fall off above 1 meter above sea level
has the scent of kurtisroma- the scent which kurtis's adore to the ends of the earth
shorts blow up if the termperature falls below 15C and top turns into acid above 16C

badboy70
22-05-06, 19:16
:vlol:

tha_mattster
22-05-06, 19:19
shoes on the wrong feet that make her run around in circles.

CuteKittenlol
22-05-06, 19:20
tighter-a-fit presents


Crofts clothing range:

only comes in size 4
dissolves in water
turns see through in air
if felt on skin- tightens to crush the wearer
clothes will fall off above 1 meter above sea level
has the scent of kurtisroma- the scent which kurtis's adore to the ends of the earth
shorts blow up if the termperature falls below 15C and top turns into acid above 16C
:vlol: LMAO :D

Lara Croft!
22-05-06, 19:31
HAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!Funny stuff people!!!!!!!:jmp: :jmp: :jmp: :jmp: :D :D :D :D

Voni
22-05-06, 20:03
Rubbish R Us, the people who gave you invisible pants and the amazing exploding babygro give you...

THE RUBBISH R US BLUETOOTH HEADSET!

Made of the finest crap plastic (in Taiwan, naturally), this headset can be used anywhere, if 'anywhere' means 'in the corner of the living room. And nowhere else'. It includes such fantastic features as:

-Music channels: Like Country and Western? Cos that's all you're getting!
-Voice recognition technology: Shout 'ZIP! CAN YOU HEAR ME?' and you'll get the local Chinese takeway.
-Waterproof: That is, until the water gets in and electrocutes you. Takes about 3 seconds.
-Volume control: There is no damn volume control.

AVAILABLE NOW! Only £50 a second for the rest of your natural life!

BUY NOW and get this free Rubbish R Us Flashlight! Doesn't light up! CRAP!

ClareT
22-05-06, 20:07
PLS - PORTABLE LIGHT SOURCE

-Works Anywhere: Except for dark places

-Energy Efficent: Runs on sunlight!

-Long Life Batteries: Last for one minute at the most (recharge time: 7 hours)

-Useful Size and Weight: 30cm by 40cm approx. Weights around 2 kg. Perfect for portable use!

-Waterproof: Until water gets onto the PLS

This affordable Portable Light Source will make sure you're always in sunlight...even in light places, as unfortunatley our technology does not allow it to work in the dark.

A product from Natla Industries
BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED

FourBalls
22-05-06, 20:10
:vlol:

LMAO!

only Croft
22-05-06, 21:08
New Dual Pistols:

Can shot at the amazing distance of 1 feet, no more and no less;

Has a total capacity of 2 clips each with 2 included bulets (NO bulets included);

Bateries (yes it neds bateries to work) lasts 5~6 secs if your lucky. recharging time you don't even wanna now really;

It's completly waterproof but when in contact with air it will explode;

It makes adorable banging noises like a drum and it come with especial acesories:

Holster (only is size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL and can't be titened); batery chargers to charge your pistols anywhere even in the gungle (needs electrick plug); and wistle so you can blow it and your enemyes will hear you heen your out of bullets or bateryes.

Sizes: pistols 60 cm /2 feet X 15 cm/ half a feet + 30 cm/ 1 feet

all this at the afordable price of a milon bananas. Enjoy your guns by Crap-Selers-r-us.

xMiSsCrOfTx
22-05-06, 21:15
Here's one:

Supa Crap presents:

CRAPPY GRAPPLE!!!

Non-insulated cable!
Can't attach to anything
Weights 500.000 tons
Made of plastic
Breaks easily
Makes annoying bong sounds when you touch it
Not strong enough to carry a human

NEW FEATURE: CD player function. CD player function not included.

Haha! Perfect description of that grapple! :vlol:

Nephili
22-05-06, 21:15
LMFAO :vlol:

Funny stuff guys :D

tha_mattster
22-05-06, 21:28
A Spring Action Bra! black eyes at every jump! x.x

A medical pack... that only contains bleach.

MiCkiZ88
22-05-06, 21:31
BOTA ( bringing out the ancients )

-A large 1m * 1m stone that has the abily to tell the time.
-it is said that if you place it correctly in the sunlight.. IT CAN TELL YOU THE TIME!
-weights under a ton! Only 999.90 kilograms!
-New! Carvings to show the time in numbers! (- not included. it's an expansion. also needed an ancient worksman to do the trick )
-brokes down easily
-no guarantee
-not for adventuring
-works on only one time zone... once in a life time

jarhead
22-05-06, 21:32
Lara Tank Top.


this top is only for size 5 with 32XX boobs
the top is padded so it rebounds with any surface
when it coems into contact it turns inot a 50 tonnes wieght
when it has been into contact with air for 3 seconds or more- the tank top sprouts wings and a rotor blade and flies to a height of 3 miles
the top is self destructible- the big red button is located in kurtis's back pocket

only Croft
22-05-06, 21:37
hahahaah loool :vlol: :vlol: LMFAO loool :vlol:

tha_mattster
22-05-06, 21:49
Tomb Raider Make up!

(warning: has been known to melt face when wet, incase of melting face, rinse thoroughly with water)

Tomb Raider Gropeling Hook

(cheaper than the grappling hook, but has been known to grope the user)

jarhead
22-05-06, 21:56
LMAO the mattser :vlol:

tha_mattster
22-05-06, 22:09
Tomb Raider Love Boots!

(warning, Love Boots have been known to fall in love with each other, and refuse to walk; to prevent inter-boot intamacy, cover your Love Boots with plastic bags to prevent Boot Love)

Tomb Raider Jokes!

(defeat your enemy with jokes! features family favourites such as 'Why did the leapord refuse to cross the stairs', 'and knock knock, lara ran into our front door!' - warning, in case of hilarity, use Tomb Raider Make up to cover laughter, warning, laughing till you cry will result in melting face)

Zip Soundboard!

(Features family favourites such as 'woooooo' and 'yaaahhoooo' and 'uokaylara? not suitable for people with death alergies.)

stereopathic
22-05-06, 22:09
i did this one a while back after playing through the training levels on last revelation.
http://www.pylontemple.com/images/exhibita.jpg

Camera Obscura
22-05-06, 22:45
Infinitive Backpack

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/shophsg2_1894_12722001

-Comes with hole to hold infinitive space
-Made of plastic to prevent holes
-You can take it anywhere: Acient Tombs, Snowy Mountains, and Mystical Lands, but you can't take it on your back
-Comes in two sizes: Big and Bigger
-If you're pregnant, have back pain, or are an alcoholic, ask a doctor if Infinitive Backpack is right for you
-Satisfaction gauranteed or your Kurtis back.

:p

badboy70
23-05-06, 17:04
:D:vlol:

CuteKittenlol
23-05-06, 17:39
LMAO :vlol: :vlol:

JACOBryanBURNS
23-05-06, 18:32
Lara's expended all her funds...her new Personal light source is yours truely...

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/sun_skylab.gif

The sun.

Works only when...out.
Clearly doesn't work in caves.
Clouds...forget about it.
Possibility for burn.
Very hot.

The perk:
TOTALLY FREE!

tha_mattster
23-05-06, 18:35
Lara's expended all her funds...her new Personal light source is yours truely...

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/sun_skylab.gif

The sun.

Works only when...out.
Clearly doesn't work in caves.
Clouds...forget about it.
Possibility for burn.
Very hot.

The perk:
TOTALLY FREE!


Can I add a warning to that?

(If skin comes in direct contact the Sun, rinse thoroughly with water)

lol that will help!

JACOBryanBURNS
23-05-06, 18:37
Can I add a warning to that?

(If skin comes in direct contact the Sun, rinse thoroughly with water)

lol that will help!

Thank you! Out stupid advertising agent is totally cracked out. He always forgets the important stuff;)