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Just want a second (/3/4/5th whatever ;) ) opinion about this site a friend showed me.
LandoverbaptistForums.net (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forums/)
Are they serious? Because they're more extreme than some of the most extreme fundamentalist sites I've been to!
I doubt it, because they seem to serious to be taken seriously, I mean they're all out-attack. Then look at their main site, I'm just confused - serious bits, and bits most fundamental christians would Sprint a mile from:
Landoverbaptist.org (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/)
For example, their shop, which is full of Un-christian things.
What do you think? Real? or Mocking?
:confused:
:vlol: I can only laugh at that site.. :p srry
I'm gonna give them a piece of MY mind...
sweetPoison
02-06-06, 14:39
That's quite a shock, actually. It seems that they are serious with this stuff. Gosh, maybe they want a new world order without such undesireables as ourselves. :o As for me, I have given up with religion and faith and whatnot. :o
This is just stupid...take a look at their "False religion register" Every other religion you can think of is on there! and each one is said to worship Satan
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=247
sweetPoison
02-06-06, 14:46
Hey, for those that live in the UK, Channel 4 will be showing something that touches on this subject. It's at 8 PM on Monday, the 5th of June. Go and watch it and see what you think. It's about the Evangelical Christians in the US. Gosh, I bet if I even set foot in the bloody bible-belt in America, they will hunt me down!! :D
Have you read the thing about X-Men 3? and the prayer they have to counter-act it
When Jesus takes His last stand
On their butts, all X-Men land
Wolverine, that hairy queen,
Will squeal his last high-pitched scream
As Jesus turns Storm's cartoon bust
Into a giant pile of Holy Eraser dust!
Jesus is the X-Factor
He is the eternal life reactor
There are no X-Men
Never will I read a comic book again
In Jesus' name A-men
Sounds like something from a Heavy Metal band
Remember child, Jesus loves you, which is the reason He’s taking time out of His very busy schedule creating tornadoes and earthquakes and giving folks cancer to watch you squat down and do nature's business! If you doubt, me - just take our Bible Poop Quiz to see how obsessed the Lord is with excrement.
:vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol:
"ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols." - ****s...
in these arms
02-06-06, 14:56
:vlol:
"32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates." - :rolleyes:
"35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism." - buddhism evil?
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer
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what are they posting on? the Internet, and frequently make time for the computer to do so
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=247
one of the assholes just called me mongoloid... :mad:
Tombreaper
02-06-06, 15:18
Our civilization has a big problem, and there's something wrong with our food, no doubt.
sweetPoison
02-06-06, 15:22
one of the assholes just called me mongoloid... :mad:
Well, people of asian origin are categorised as 'mongoloid'. Don't know who made these daft definitions!! Just as 'people of colour' *(sorry for being politically correct) are called 'negroid'. :o Someone hunt down the person who made these up!!:D
tha_mattster
02-06-06, 15:23
Negroid? I think I saw them in 'Dr Who and the Negroids'. What are british people classified as? Whiteoid? Faketanoids? :D
Negroid? I think I saw them in 'Dr Who and the Negroids'. What are british people classified as? Whiteoid? Faketanoids? :D
Britanoids :D jk...
sweetPoison
02-06-06, 15:26
Negroid? I think I saw them in 'Dr Who and the Negroids'. What are british people classified as? Whiteoid? Faketanoids? :D
White trash!! Kidding!!!!
They are called caucasians. :)
*(But if everyone else has the 'zoid/oied' at the end and 'caucasian' does not, it makes me wonder that the person who made these definitions was obviously white, aka 'caucasian' as it should have been called 'caucazoid'.:D
"Friend,
First, curb your anger, we TRUE Christians are here to help you. Unlike the other false Christians we will give you THE TRUTH so you know and not lie to you to make you happy. We only call you a deranged homer Mongoloid gaylord for your own good, okay?
Second. If the music doesn't praise Jesus then it is against Jesus. That means it is with Satan and therefore evil. The difference between Clay Akin and Gorthmog is like the different flavors of French cheese. They are all bad for you."
at least they're nice...
They may be nice, but they are trying to force their religion on you-and that isnt right, they should learn to respect other people's beleifs, and opinions
interstellardave
02-06-06, 15:39
They're not forcing anything on anyone... just don't visit their site and chat with them. Problem solved!
I'll go look and have a laugh, but I don't need to converse with any of them... LOL, I just checked the forum out a little bit! This is the best comedy ever. EVER! Apparently women who dress to attract male attention not only are going to hell but the man who looks at her lustfully is going to hell too! Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.00! :vlol:
His Holy Word®? True Christian™? What on earth are these people on? :vlol:
Have you read the thing about X-Men 3? and the prayer they have to counter-act it
When Jesus takes His last stand
On their butts, all X-Men land
Wolverine, that hairy queen,
Will squeal his last high-pitched scream
As Jesus turns Storm's cartoon bust
Into a giant pile of Holy Eraser dust!
Jesus is the X-Factor
He is the eternal life reactor
There are no X-Men
Never will I read a comic book again
In Jesus' name A-men
Sounds like something from a Heavy Metal band
Agreed. Maybe...Stryper? ;)
interstellardave
02-06-06, 16:13
IT'S FAKE... I just knew it had to be!
I clicked on the "about Landoverbaptist.org" link and found a lot of legal-ese text. Within all that was this sentence:
"The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody."
Alive_and_Funky
02-06-06, 16:16
Congratulations Kurt Angle :p
interstellardave
02-06-06, 16:19
Congratulations Kurt Angle :p
;) It's darn funny stuff though! What makes it really funny is that there are people out there that actually do believe some of that stuff... people on the extreme religious fringe have some beliefs that'll make your hair stand on end!
caucazoid? i'm sure Zack on Bones said that once on like, the only episode of it I've ever seen
IT'S FAKE... I just knew it had to be!
I clicked on the "about Landoverbaptist.org" link and found a lot of legal-ese text. Within all that was this sentence:
"The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody."
Thanks for clearing that up. :tmb: It's still hilariously funny though. :vlol:
interstellardave
02-06-06, 16:29
Thanks for clearing that up. :tmb: It's still hilariously funny though. :vlol:
Agreed! That site, and the forum, are definitely worth visiting every once in a while... :D
egyptiangal
02-06-06, 17:34
wtf:
"Does Jesus Watch Me Go Poopy?" (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0506/watchingyoupoo.html) The Lord knows that toilet time is a dangerous time, filled with horrid temptations of the flesh!
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/0606xmen.gif (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0606/xmen.html)Church Responds to Success of X-Men With Marvel™ Comic Book Bonfire! (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0606/xmen.html) God loves the smell of burning books, and ignited comic books make even prettier colored flames!
okay..?? tell me what is bad about xmen 3?
okay doodes... i think this site is a fake. why would they be damning comic books and going poop but then they make thongs and say "sexy chirstian singles". that is totally not how baptist should act. I'm BAPTIST and this makes me wanna poop and throw it in their face.
edit: okay so it is fake! thank you
Ingenious. :D :tmb:
That site was worth visiting for this ad alone.
http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/2195/bush2io.jpg
Ingenious. :D :tmb:
That site was worth visiting for this ad alone.
http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/2195/bush2io.jpg
:vlol: :D :vlol: :vlol:
egyptiangal
02-06-06, 17:59
Ingenious. :D :tmb:
That site was worth visiting for this ad alone.
http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/2195/bush2io.jpg
wow... i acutally cant wait til 2008 so i dont have to hear this crap anymore. ;)
IT'S FAKE... I just knew it had to be!
I clicked on the "about Landoverbaptist.org" link and found a lot of legal-ese text. Within all that was this sentence:
"The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody."
Thank you very much!! I thought it was too dodgy.. Especially with the 'TM' everywhere.
Looked it up on Wikipedia just now too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
interstellardave
02-06-06, 18:15
Thank you very much!! I thought it was too dodgy.. Especially with the 'TM' everywhere.
Looked it up on Wikipedia just now too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
Well I went to the forum before I went to the website... I wasn't sure if it was real or not from the tone of the forum; the website, on the other hand, is really hard to believe (as being a real religious site). The "property of Jesus" thong pretty much convinced me of that! :p
Melonie Tomb Raider
02-06-06, 19:39
Looks like a mockery to me. wwjd thongs? Honestly, that's almost blasphemy.
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