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tlr online
15-07-06, 19:33
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

TombRaiderLover
15-07-06, 19:35
:vlol: :vlol:

Lara's Boy
15-07-06, 19:38
:vlol:


That is one of the best jokes I have read/heard in a while xD

Mona Sax
15-07-06, 19:40
LOL! :vlol:

jarhead
15-07-06, 19:50
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

tr_mitch
15-07-06, 19:52
:D thats a good one! I dont usually smile at clean humour, but that was pretty funny.

Ampersand
15-07-06, 19:59
:vlol: :vlol:

Excellent. :D

laracroft2122
15-07-06, 20:02
Good One!!!!

Akhenaton
15-07-06, 20:13
Truth is stranger than fiction! :ohn:

Mad Tony
15-07-06, 20:18
:vlol: :vlol:
I've heard one that before!!!

Catapharact
15-07-06, 20:18
Heard it before Justino Lol!

Pipolinne
15-07-06, 21:20
It's good to know even a bad thing may be useful :vlol:!

Betal
15-07-06, 21:36
:vlol:

scion05
15-07-06, 21:48
:vlol:

Nicky
15-07-06, 21:56
LMFAO :vlol:

laras
15-07-06, 21:57
:vlol:

Rivendell
15-07-06, 22:00
Brilliant joke :tmb: Hilarious!

illuminati30
15-07-06, 22:08
Brilliant

:vlol:

SpongeBob Lover
15-07-06, 22:10
:vlol: :vlol:

Tombreaper
15-07-06, 22:24
LOL :cln:

Tomb Raider Master
15-07-06, 22:37
ROTFL! :vlol:Brilliant! :tmb: :D