You Are Crystal Dynamic...write a list of all the good things and a letter to fans !

[scion05]

this will be fun :D
lets all write a list imagining we are CD
telling the fans about TRAE
heres mine :

Press Report : 16 July

hello im mr scion from crystal dynamics, and heres
a facts and features guide :)

with us looking at the old games, we have decided to fetch
back the grid system, but intead of having to push a block from
the side, you can now push it from corners :D
We have brought back all the original music, and also
the tr1 lara voice has also returned...
the levels will be exactly like the original, but with high photographic
textures, and will also be harder, in bits. No interactive cutscenes,
will take place in the game, and the grapple has been left out, due to
technical issues.
weve got a more traditional lara look with braid, and orignal clothes
minus the toblerone breasts, but the original infinite back-pack has returned.
We will be seeing the four weapons from the original back, and weapon upgrades,
will not be present.
the mansion will be the same as in TR2, but much larger inside and out, lara
has got a pony, a garage, shooting range and armoury, a inflatable shootable kurtis, ( there are some things core did wrong... ), and a large lake and country area :D

the weather will also change often, and so will day and night, if you enter your
timezone... for the pc-players, a bonus will be added, as if you enter your country, the weather will change too much the average weather of your country,
at that time, on that day, so if you've got rain, it will rain, if youve got sun, it will be sunny etc...

[PirateRose]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM CRYSTAL DYNAMICS

Tomb Raider Anivesary Edition has been pushed back a year. Here is one picture showing Lara, and thats it....

[jones3d]

Crystal Dynamics is proud to announce that our company is collaborating with Core Design (now Rebellion) :tea:

[jarhead]

well hi there fans, the TR AE game will be released shortly and Woah, its gonna be one hell of a game. 50 levels, over 200 costumes including old time classics and some fan made outfits and an amoury of wepons to big to fit in croft manor. lara will now be a realsitic as ever but still remain the cartoonish edge she always had.
from north america, to europe and asia and beyond, lara will visit every continet and explore any tomb unexplored. going baxck to her roots, the british eplorerer will be alone in the humungous temples and ruins to big to comprehend. more then 2000 animals from wild dogs to lions and puma's to owls, insects and fish will make each level as realistic as ever.
lara has also took the time off to learn dozens of new moves and will have the luxury of several nknew gadgets, including a grapply, lasso, her flares :D and an absaling rope. new engines will enable your action to determuine the rest of the level, whether be it survival or not. flash flood, crumble ceilings or collaping floors make every step one big leap forward in the quest to find her mother, and to find the criminal that is her sister, amanda.
one major change will be the mansion, not only is it the traditional mansion with brilliant graphics but you will also have the capability to explore her garden. over 250 acres of forest, lake and sea aswell as rolling hills make this one mansion that stand out. quad bikes, motorcycles and 2 race horses will make compensate for her sore feet.

[GodOfLight]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM CRYSTAL DYNAMICS

Tomb Raider Anivesary Edition has been pushed back a year. Here is one picture showing Lara, and thats it....
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: and sadly that is most likely the one statement closest to the truth :tea:

[Blackmoor]

Dear fan of TR,

One day at work they issued Humility Pills to the TR:AE development team and since that day we have seen things in a new way.

Instead of thinking we knew better than, Core based on... ..... :confused: ...well, based on nothing other than our own egos frankly... ;) we saw that there was a reason after all why this franchise had sold nearly 30 million copies without our input.

We all had an eureka moment of clarity where we managed to see that... maybe people had bought these games because they enjoyed playing them :eek: and that... they weren't all wishing they'd bought Prince of Persia instead.

Also, someone looked in the Yellow Pages and found an expert (schoolteacher) and discovered this other extraordinary fact... that most people's IQ's were not below 65 and that they actually enjoyed thinking through a few puzzles and not just staring vacantly at a pair of shorts running around some scenic areas.

It was a revelation...some people actually know their timestables all the way up to 12 too... :eek:

So with greater humility and informedness than previously seen, we present TR:AE as it was truly meant to be... Like the Core one, with updated graphics, smoother movements, and some new levels slipped inbetween the classics and new puzzles to intrigue the old fans. But most importantly, lashings of atmosphere and challenge.

Hehehe....Alright, I AM a bit cynical. ;) :D

[kewlkyle64]

Dear fan of TR,

Thank you for your suggestion to put in much more mercaneries, eliminate all animal enemies (they were a real pain anyways), and take off all puzzles. Also, we decided that it would be a good idea to give Lara back Zip and Allistar, because they come back through a time machine. Also, Lara won't be called Lara, because that name is too hard to pronounce. She will now be known as Laura Cruft. All of these will be put into the game.

Sincerely,

Crystal Dynamics

P.S. Lara is also recieving a space shuttle, so most of the levels will be the same, except in space.