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Lone Raider
24-08-06, 21:36
A kindergarten class was given a homework assignment to find out about
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to say what they had found, the first little boy
walked up to the front of the class and made a small dot on the blackboard.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.

"It's a period," said the boy.

"What's so exciting about a period?" she asked.

"Dammed if I know," said the boy, " but this morning when my sister said
she
was missing one, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the man
next
door shot himself".

tr_mitch
24-08-06, 21:37
Slutty Teenager. :p
Getting Preggers.

Lavinder
24-08-06, 21:39
:vlol:

Thats funny.

Assassino
24-08-06, 21:40
Lmao!!!!:D

Gothlegend
24-08-06, 21:40
A kindergarten class was given a homework assignment to find out about
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to say what they had found, the first little boy
walked up to the front of the class and made a small dot on the blackboard.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.

"It's a period," said the boy.

"What's so exciting about a period?" she asked.

"Dammed if I know," said the boy, " but this morning when my sister said
she
was missing one, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the man
next
door shot himself".


:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Angel_14
24-08-06, 21:46
HAHA! :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

xMiSsCrOfTx
24-08-06, 21:47
Lol.. :vlol:

MiCkiZ88
24-08-06, 21:56
Lmao :vlol: :vlol:

Jacob x5
24-08-06, 22:07
I see...

tr_mitch
24-08-06, 22:10
I see...

:wve:

Tomb Raider Master
24-08-06, 22:11
Oh my... :D

laracroft2122
24-08-06, 22:52
:vlol: :wve:

kewlkyle64
24-08-06, 23:55
I don't get it... :confused:

Night Crawler
25-08-06, 00:48
Lol :D

jarhead
25-08-06, 01:05
LMAO

:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

tr_mitch
25-08-06, 01:10
LMAO

:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

OD on ye olde :vlol: emoticon there.

jarhead
25-08-06, 01:13
OD on ye olde :vlol: emoticon there.

whats with the yea haaa olde coww boi speach??

and well its there,
i mgiht aswell use it :D

tr_mitch
25-08-06, 01:15
whats with the yea haaa olde coww boi speach??

and well its there,
i mgiht aswell use it :D

Not cowboy... It's old style english.

jarhead
25-08-06, 01:16
Not cowboy... It's old style english.

and i done good on my romeo and julliet paper :o


lapse in brain function

tr_mitch
25-08-06, 01:20
and i done good on my romeo and julliet paper :o

*did good, not done good. ;)

jarhead
25-08-06, 01:22
hence im not telling what i got for english


i havnt actually taken english yet :whi:

GodOfLight
25-08-06, 02:14
:vlol: that's bloody brilliant! :jmp:

B-thoven66
25-08-06, 02:16
Hey, gentlemen, please get back on topic or you're gonna blow my ribs off.
(That's a not-very-inspired translation of a word used in Argentina, wich means "laugh to death". LOL, in chatting language).

About that topic... oh no... aarghh... hehehehahahahaHAHAHAHAAAA... (laughs to death).

angelika
25-08-06, 06:32
*laughs to death* :vlol:

Too bad in greek it 's not the same word. I'd love to say it to my friends...:tea:

Autolycus
25-08-06, 06:39
LMAO :vlol: :vlol:

Angelx14
25-08-06, 06:41
I don't get it..Maybe someone help me? I wanna laugh too..:(

angelika
25-08-06, 06:45
I don't get it..Maybe someone help me? I wanna laugh too..:(


His sister didn't have her period. Not the dot-period but her monthly period.
But he was too young to understand.

Angelx14
25-08-06, 06:50
His sister didn't have her period. Not the dot-period but her monthly period.
But he was too young to understand.
But why then his mom fainted, dad died, and man from next door shoot him self ?:confused:
That's kinda weird..

tr_mitch
25-08-06, 07:11
But why then his mom fainted, dad died, and man from next door shoot him self ?:confused:
That's kinda weird..

If girls miss there period 'alarm bells ring' since they could be pregnant.

angelika
25-08-06, 07:16
But why then his mom fainted, dad died, and man from next door shoot him self ?:confused:
That's kinda weird..


ok I'll give it to you all chewed. His sister didn't have her period, most likely pregnant. Mom and dad can't handle the news of the daughter pregnant, man next door was obviously the lucky father.
It is meant to be joke so don't try to explain it in a common sense.

I hope you now understand because I don't know how to futher explain.

Suzan
25-08-06, 07:25
LMAO!!!! :D brilliant.

xMyrax
25-08-06, 07:36
LOL!! :vlol: :vlol:

CuteKittenlol
25-08-06, 08:06
lmao :vlol:

Angelx14
25-08-06, 08:56
ok I'll give it to you all chewed. His sister didn't have her period, most likely pregnant. Mom and dad can't handle the news of the daughter pregnant, man next door was obviously the lucky father.
It is meant to be joke so don't try to explain it in a common sense.

I hope you now understand because I don't know how to futher explain.
Ok lol. Now I get it.:vlol::vlol:

Shark_Blade
25-08-06, 09:26
^are you sure? :mis: