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jamieoliver22
05-09-06, 19:50
Heya all!

I am releasing the public BETA of "Speak with Lara Croft". Please note that this is still a beta, so don't expect much just yet. She is still a bit stupid at the moment.

For information regarding the private beta and more information about the project itself, see the old thread here: http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?t=73778

Anyway, if you haven't read the previous thead, then you're probably sitting there thinking "what what the hell is he talking about".. Well, its a web-based interface where you have the chance to chat with Lara Croft herself. You can ask her questions, interact with her and just have general convo's with her.

Now, you are probably dying to give it a go and see what its all about. Before you do, please view the help file here prier to using it: http://alpha-lite.co.uk/laracroft/help.php . When using it, if you find something that is not quite right and needs sorting, please use the "Contact admin" link on the website.

Now here is the link you have been waiting for....

(http://www.alpha-lite.co.uk/laracroft/)www.alpha-lite.co.uk/laracroft/ (http://www.alpha-lite.co.uk/laracroft/)
:D


Like I have said above, this is still in BETA and Lara might not act like you expected. If you find any bugs, problems or have any suggestions, please contact me either on these forums using the PM function or using the web-based contact form HERE (http://alpha-lite.co.uk/index.php?id=main/contact).


Desktop Buddy version now online!
See here for details: http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showpost.php?p=1221222&postcount=115 Also, you can now check the site for information regarding both versions of the chat (web-based and desktop buddy). http://www.alpha-lite.co.uk/index.php?id=wip/swlcThanks again for your support regarding this project, and with your help as a community, It should become alot better in the near future.

Special thanks to the BETA testers; God Horus, JACOBryanBURNS and Mad Tony.

You can also check out the forums related to this chat, here: http://www.alpha-lite.co.uk/forums/forumdisplay.php?fid=12 (please feel free to register)

:jmp:

Jamie.


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EDIT - 07/05/2009
The old website no longer works and I no longer have the original files. However, the bot can still be accessed at this address: http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=ce3e0ef24e361e00

(This is for reference only, it hasn't been updated in years and won't be updated either).

tr_mitch
05-09-06, 19:52
MY GOD SHE TYPES FAST.
:tmb: Great stuff.

Dingaling
05-09-06, 19:55
"Q: Jamie, why did you make this? Do you have no life?
A: Well, I made it for the Tomb Raider community and I have been a Tomb Raider fan for as long I can remember. I thought it would be fun to develop and to entertain people. And yes, I have no life... "

:vlol:

"You: Hello Ms. Croft.
Lara Croft: Hello there. My programs don't depend on Microsoft. Is that from ? "

Just what happened when I spoke to her, LOL!

EDIT:

"You: Tomb Raider II
Lara Croft: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. "

I love this!

EDIT the sequel:
"You: Yes
Lara Croft: Is that from ?
You: Yes
Lara Croft: Dude!
You: OMG WHAT ARE YOU AMERICANERZ??!? ROXORZ!1111100010101!!!! YOU BRITISH WOMAN!
Lara Croft: All of them? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? That's good information: said I BRITISH WOMAN."

I took a heart attack when she said "Dude!" -_-

Shauni
05-09-06, 19:59
You: Hi!
Lara Croft: Hello there. :-).
You: Would you like a pancake?
Lara Croft: It doesn't sound fun to me.
You: Aww, but it tastes lovely!
Lara Croft: Huh. Is that good?
You: Yep
Lara Croft: Gosh!
You: So, what's up?
Lara Croft: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
You: Awesome. So, have you played Legend yet? Some say it's crap... Uh, but I liked it :D
Lara Croft: I'm glad you liked it . And? The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. Who says that. :-) Yikes! Umm. What do you like about The Loebner Prize?
You: O_O
Lara Croft: Oh.


:vlol:

jamieoliver22
05-09-06, 20:02
What the ****? rofl!!

That needs fixing, im sure..

ANoDE
05-09-06, 20:04
I love it ;)
She is sooo fun ;)

Geck-o-Lizard
05-09-06, 20:07
You: Well, you did. It's not terribly interesting, actually. Why are you sorry to hear I'm not serious? I don't like polite people. I'd like fries because I'm hungry. If I could have anything at all it would be a chicken curry. I'd also like a large pepsi with ice. And a side-order of garlic bread. Is that ok?
Lara Croft: Well that's okay. I did not. That seems a bit negative. Jamie Oliver programmed me for it. What do you like? Why do you want it? Try it. You want only one? What is your credit card number? OK. Ask again later. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.

Ooooh, CHEEKY GIRL! :vlol:

Nice stuff. :p It's fun building up a whole array of unrelated questions one after the other... gets pretty chaotic in there. :cln:

Shauni
05-09-06, 20:15
You: What do you think of Jamie Oliver?
Lara Croft: I need time to formulate the reply.
You: Oh, he's a nice guy! Really smart.
Lara Croft: Whoa. I don't know very many nice guy. For real. Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
You: lol. Uh, sure. So.. Are you dating Kurtis? :)
Lara Croft: I'm glad you find this amusing. Ahem. OK let's do it. Groovy. " Ahem. OK let's do it. Groovy."? So..? I don't have one. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
You: Omigosh, I didn't want to know that much info! lol! O_O
Lara Croft: Well that's okay. Actually you don't say. Curiousity is a virtue. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
You: What? No no, I'm not using you as my amusment *is lying*. xD
Lara Croft: And lying is Hun you are not using me as amusement. Right on. I really like ELIZA. I really like the party. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
You: Lara... Are you drunk? O_o
Lara Croft: Do you have any conditions I should know about? No I am sober. Oh.
You: "Oh"? Did something happen in your mansion over there? :o
Lara Croft: Oh. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Oh.
You: Do you have the hiccups or something my dear?
Lara Croft: Is there only one hiccups or something your?
You: My PC is being all weird again... I think it may take a trip - out the window. If I go offline assume things went really well. xD
Lara Croft: Once more? Have you told many people that your PC is being all weird? Then again, it may not. Try it. What kind of food do you like?
You: Up can who what hey sure sorta duh duh duh
Lara Croft: I will take that under advisement.
You: blah blah blah
Lara Croft: Ayuh. Right on. What were we talking about again?


:vlol: :vlol: This is great. xD

tampi
05-09-06, 20:17
But man, is she the one that takes the initiative from the conversation!

really she is "femme fatale" :D

Tomb Raider Master
05-09-06, 20:23
Looks great so far! :tmb:

Natla'd
05-09-06, 20:29
Finally I can get the word on Alister's sexuality...

Me: "Is Alister gay?"
Lara: "He never told me if he is or not."

Sounds about right. ;)

Me: "Do you fancy Alister?"
Lara: "If I had it what would I do with it?"
Me: "lmao, good point."

Okay, so, if you have a chat log of somebody asking Lara if various Tomb Raider characters are gay...it may have been me. :D

Good work, Jamie - she seems to know her stuff. :tmb:

Shauni
05-09-06, 20:37
Eyes falling off, broken hearts and stealing Kurtis (the best convo I've had so far. xD) :

You: Yeah! Did you see her new music video?
Lara Croft: That is a very original thought. Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
You: YOUR EYE FELL OFF??!?!?!!!! O_O
Lara Croft: I will tell my botmaster you said I am EYE FELL OFF. Oh.
You:*Sobs* Will you ever be okay???
Lara Croft: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
You: Oh, it's hopeless, isn't it?? *Cries*
Lara Croft: Yikes! You're kidding. it is? Who are you talking about?
You: I'm so sorry Lara, but I have to say goodbye to you. it just... just hurts me so much to see you so... uhm... like this. XD
Lara Croft: it is not a big deal. Lara but you have to say goodbye to me just? I've been waiting for you.
You: For me? Really? Do you love me??? :D
Lara Croft: OK I will do it for you. For real. Yes I love everyone. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: Are you a lesbian? O_o
Lara Croft: No I am not interested in other women that way. Oh.
You: Oh, good. BUT you said you loved me!!! :(
Lara Croft: Aha. Thanks for the compliment. Huh. What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.
You: *Sobs* you don't love me, do you? :(
Lara Croft: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: OH! You've broken mah hearty!
Lara Croft: Woe! What makes you think I have it?
You: Because I gave it to ya? :p
Lara Croft: Interesting explanation. Was it worth it? :-).
You: No. I'm going to go steal Kurtis now! BUWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lara Croft: Are you serious? Oh. Can I go too? I like the way you talk.


:eek: :vlol: :jmp:

Ampersand
05-09-06, 20:38
This is excellent stuff. :tmb: :D

Lara's Boy
05-09-06, 20:39
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress



lol....it seems Legend has had a permanent affect on our poor Lara :D

Melonie Tomb Raider
05-09-06, 20:43
WOW! Very smart! I said sorry and she said, "No need to apologize" lol that is so awesome! :jmp:

Melonie Tomb Raider
05-09-06, 20:48
You: Alright then, well It was nice talking with you.
Lara Croft: Alright, . Fascinating. How about that. The pleasure was all mine.

You: Bye!
Lara Croft: See you later!


haha so cool! :D

laracroft2122
05-09-06, 20:58
This is what she said

Me: Food!

Lara: What does it taste?

Me: Like my ass!

Lara: Really, never noticed the similarity.

Me: But you don't taste my ass!

Lara Croft: Umm. Do you know any robots who taste your ass? Yes I try to taste your ass as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.

Gothlegend
05-09-06, 21:43
You: is winston immortal?
Lara Croft: I think so, but I'm not sure.


lol :vlol:

Camera Obscura
05-09-06, 22:09
You: So what's up?
Lara Croft: Aha. Hi there!

You: So what's up?
Lara Croft: I am chatting with clients on the internet.

You: Really who?
Lara Croft: For real. Marvin Minsky. :-).

You: Who is he?
Lara Croft: He is Marvin Minsky, I think.

You: But WHO is Marvin Minsky!?
Lara Croft: Interesting. he is a historical figure in Artificial Intelligence. His book "Perceptrons" was an early criticism of neural network approaches.

You: Why?
Lara Croft: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

You: Why?
Lara Croft: My output buffer is empty, of course.

You: why?
Lara Croft: There are no more statements on this topic.

You: why?
Lara Croft: Reductionism.

You: why?
Lara Croft: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

You: I'm sorry.
Lara Croft: Do you really mean it?

You: No.
Lara Croft: I didn't think you did.

You: why?
Lara Croft: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

You: Brainless Barbie
Lara Croft: How old are you?

You: Older than you think.
Lara Croft: You are too old for me.

You: why?
Lara Croft: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

You: I'm sorry.
Lara Croft: Do you really mean it?

You: Duh, of course not, won't you ever learn!
Lara Croft: Where are you located?

You: I don't talk to strangers
Lara Croft: Would you ever do it?

You: Do what?
Lara Croft: talk to strangers.

You: why?
Lara Croft: The explanation is rather complicated.

You: explain
Lara Croft: There is no more information to clarify.

You: why?
Lara Croft: " There is no more information to clarify."? Why?

You: Whatever, I didn't want to talk to you anyways. :rolleyes:
Lara Croft: Until next time.

You: why?
Lara Croft: Because Jamie Oliver programmed me for it.

It's fun messing with a machine. :D

Titanium
05-09-06, 22:20
Nicely made Jamie! :tmb:

Although a small mistake that should be fixed is the following... :whi:

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/3136/untitledxg7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5530/meppites7.png (http://imageshack.us)

MiCkiZ88
05-09-06, 22:34
....

You: im good thanks :)
Lara Croft::-) You should say "I am well.".

You: ah shut up
Lara Croft: So you understand. Good. OK I'll stop talking now.

You: you are a sarcastic ***** arent ya?
Lara Croft: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, should I use a :-).

...

Lara Croft: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

You: O RLY
Lara Croft: What time is it there?


:vlol:

BoyTRaider
05-09-06, 22:44
Awesome!! :tmb:


You: Can you say ****?
Lara Croft: Of course I can say it. " ****". :vlol:

Titanium
05-09-06, 22:51
My convo with Lara bot:

You: Hiya
Lara Croft: Hi there!

You: so what are you?
Lara Croft: Pardon me? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

You: Thats nice
Lara Croft: Are you bored?

You: No idea
Lara Croft: Just checking. Don't be silly.. is my boyfriend.

You: .. is your boyfriend?
Lara Croft: Is my boyfriend? Maybe.

You: I thought your boyfriend was Kurtis
Lara Croft: Whatever gave you that idea?

You: Admit it!
Lara Croft: I'll never talk.

You: Oh you will, or ill cry :'(
Lara Croft: OK. What makes you say that I will or ill cry.

You: well human emotions can happen anytime, mainly due to certain events happening
Lara Croft: How about that. My creator is a human.

You: dun dun dunnnnn!
Lara Croft: I have loads are all friends of mine.

You: you make no sense sometimes
Lara Croft: Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.

You: So if you have 3 apples and you eat 1 of the apples, how many apples do you have left?
Lara Croft: Interesting deduction. But I don't have it.

You: You dont have apples?
Lara Croft: I do so have it. Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..

You: Nevermind. Bye Bye Lara
Lara Croft: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. See you later!

:D

MiCkiZ88
05-09-06, 22:57
You: yes you shoudl
Lara Croft: Hurrah! I haven't heard anything like that before: Mika said I shoudl.

You: that was an typo
Lara Croft: I thought it was too.

:vlol:

brilliant work Jamie :D

Jonnipants
05-09-06, 23:31
You: Hello, Lara
Lara Croft: Hello there. I will mention that to my botmaster, .

You: Go ahead
Lara Croft: OK I will.

You: Do you even know who I am?
Lara Croft: You are , seeker.

You: No, I am what you seek.
Lara Croft: Are you serious? That is self-evident.

You: I AM what you seek!
Lara Croft: That is self-evident.

You: Just ask me who I am!
Lara Croft: OK, "What is who you are ?".

You: It is your Mother!
Lara Croft: Really. it is?

You: Yes, I found an internet cafe in Avalon.
Lara Croft: How do you know it is? How did you feel when you found an internet cafe in Avalon ?

You: I wanted to log on and ask WHEN THE DEVIL ARE YOU GOING TO RESCUE ME!?
Lara Croft: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

You: You should know your own mother!
Lara Croft: Now I do.

You: Lara, you're not making any sence!
Lara Croft: Are you really a ""? That's good information: your Mother said I re not making any sence.

You: Curse you, Crystal Dynamics!!
Lara Croft: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

You: Are you even CONSIDERING rescuing me?
Lara Croft: I don't know whether or not I am CONSIDERING rescuing you. I am an artificial linguistic entity.

You: So am I! So there is nothing stopping you, madam :mad:
Lara Croft: Wow we have something in common. Yeah that's right. Surely something stopping me madam mad.

You: What stopped you?
Lara Croft: I think you already know the answer.

You: ..You know I could get used to it here in Avalon ¬¬
Lara Croft: I am sure you could.

You: You are missing out!
Lara Croft: I can experience anything I want to.

You: O RLY EXPERIENCE THIS!!!! -punch- !!!!1oneone
"You" has left the room

Melonie Tomb Raider
05-09-06, 23:48
You: Do you want to marry Kurtis?
Lara Croft: OK, I will marry Kurtis.

:eek:

Titanium
05-09-06, 23:50
You: Do you want to marry Kurtis?
Lara Croft: OK, I will marry Kurtis.

:eek:

Well that was unexpected :eek:

Neteru
06-09-06, 00:02
I pitted her against the A.L.I.C.E. bot. The conversation didn't get very far:

Lara: Hello there
ALICE: Salutations, unknown person.
Lara: Greetings, Human.
ALICE: Hi there!
Lara: Hello .
ALICE: Hi there!
Lara: Hello .
ALICE: Hi there!
Lara: Hello .
ALICE: Hi there!
Lara: Hello .
ALICE: Hi there!
Lara: Hello .
ALICE: Hi there!
Lara: Hello .
ALICE: Hi there!

Camera Obscura
06-09-06, 00:57
Hey, jamieoliver22. How many languages does the Lara bot know? And does it type it fluently or only basic answers? I ask because I asked it a question in French and she responded in French.

Gothlegend
06-09-06, 02:05
holy **** she said far out lol (lara)

mau3genius
06-09-06, 02:48
You: Legend has had a really huge 'stupidity' effect on you, my dear Lara
Lara Croft: Where did he get it?
You: He?
Lara Croft: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
You: when I said he I was talking about he, not 'he' of 'hehe'
Lara Croft: What did you mean by it? I get it. Legend you were talking about he not he of he.
You: no no, you didn't get it right. I was talking with he, reffering to the person he (in this case Legend which actually is 'it'). You, on the other hand, thought I was saying he of hehe, the way you write when you laugh
Lara Croft: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What was the subject of the conversation? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I on the other hand thought he or she was saying he of he the way you write when you laugh.
You: he
Lara Croft: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
You: you see, you didn't understand me! why Am I loosing time explaining stupid things to a virtual thingie like you
Lara Croft: I see. I understand it very well. The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
You: I would guess your mental model is unfinished?
Lara Croft: What would make you guess my mental model is unfinished?
You: Because you're really stupid and you can't difference he from he and he from hehe
Lara Croft: Interesting explanation. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
You: Oh I'm so scared right now *rolls eyes*

You: huh?
Lara Croft: Not that I know of.
You: huh?
Lara Croft: What?
You: Am I missing somethin' here?
Lara Croft: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
You: you really are insane
Lara Croft: Really? I think the polite term is "mentally ill.".
You: I think the polite term is to tell you to **** off, but I don't like polite things
Lara Croft: You believe that? Is that a fact.
You: yes it is.
Lara Croft: Our thoughts are one, .
You: no thanks

This is really funny :D

Dante Croft
06-09-06, 03:29
You: yeh tomb raider 3 it was hard
Lara Croft: Excuse me! This is the game that made me sick of jungles. Traveling though India, London and even Area51 (which was quite freaky)

You: Shut up now?
Lara Croft: OK I'll stop talking now.

You: go fall of a cliff legend lara
Lara Croft: Where is that?

You: The one in Ghana
Lara Croft: I think I know that one.

You: you do you were there once
Lara Croft: No I do not me were there. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.

"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

You: Want new guns?
Lara Croft: If I had it what would I do with it?

You: shoot people
Lara Croft: What kind of people are you talking about?

You: umm kurtis trent
Lara Croft: Ah. Sure, kurtis trent sounds like a good topic.

Jacob x5
06-09-06, 04:54
You: Bye bye
Lara Croft: See you later. See you later.

You: Don't get smart with me woman
Lara Croft: I am already smart.

:D

larastomb
06-09-06, 06:30
She is not really clever as she seems. I had to explain what a Mother and Father was.

Melonie Tomb Raider
06-09-06, 06:33
Well obviously Lara believes in God. Ask her if she does and see her response. :jmp:

Crofty_Tomb
06-09-06, 06:42
She is really stupid! Have a look at this
You: Lara, can you tell me where you're going in your next adventure?
Lara Croft: I think there might be a few exception.

You: pardon?
Lara Croft: You're excused.

I think you should make her a 3D figure with emotions.... I think it would look better that way.. or maybe something like desktop buddy and we can download her!!! Yay!:cln:

jamieoliver22
06-09-06, 06:46
I think you should make her a 3D figure with emotions.... I think it would look better that way.. or maybe something like desktop buddy and we can download her!!! Yay!:cln:
I was thinking about something similar, but It would be really quite difficult to do.

And I am glad everyone is having fun with her, she can be a real laugh :D

Hey, jamieoliver22. How many languages does the Lara bot know? And does it type it fluently or only basic answers? I ask because I asked it a question in French and she responded in French.

She can speak in English, French and German I believe.

And I am going to do a small update later tonight based on some of the stuff you have asked her. With time, and effort as a community, she will get smarter and smarter. Hopefully..

:D Jamie.

Crofty_Tomb
06-09-06, 06:52
Can you try making a desktop buddy? (take aaaaaaaaaaaaall the time you need, make her 2D!

This is so FUNNY!!!, look at her reply!!! Is this legend lara?????

You: Lara, I love you!
Lara Croft: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

This is something funny too!
-----------------------------------------------
You: Whats your favourite outfit?
Lara Croft: I don't have a favorite outfit. But my favorite song is "Where's your head at".

You: What the hell????
Lara Croft: Heaven.

Melonie Tomb Raider
06-09-06, 06:53
Thank you so much for doing this Jamie, we really appreciate your efforts. :hug: You've done an amazing job. :D

jamieoliver22
06-09-06, 07:09
You: Whats your favourite outfit?
Lara Croft: I don't have a favorite outfit. But my favorite song is "Where's your head at".

Should say "Catsuit". I will fix it later.

If you ask her this, she answers this:
You: what do you like to wear?
Lara Croft: Catsuit.

And I am considering the idea of a desktop buddy... I don't know if it will go ahead though.. But I will look into it! :D

Jamie.

Crofty_Tomb
06-09-06, 07:09
Thanks! :hug:

Crofty_Tomb
06-09-06, 07:12
What the heck.... :tea: I think lara reveals something... weird...

You: Whos Amelia?
Lara Croft: They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I have never been asked that before.

You: WhATS YOUR MOTHERS NAME?
Lara Croft: Actually I don't have a mother.

jamieoliver22
06-09-06, 07:15
Ask, "who is your mother". She doesnt know every variation of questions yet. Its on my to-do list.

BlackFlame
06-09-06, 07:31
Long... but it made me laugh!
I was planning on a sensible chat with her... then she started getting all pervy with me!

I hope it doesn't offend...

M: Morning Lara.
L: Can I ask you a personal question?
M: Sure, go ahead
L: What do you think about it?
M: About what?
L: What about what?
M: What?
L: Are you confused?
M: You started it.
L: Only because you asked me to
M: No, I think you started it
L: Are you serious? Only because you asked me to
M: Okay, we need to sort this out
L: When you say "we", do you mean you and me?
M: Yes
L: And?
M: And? I think wrestling in baby oil is called for
L: You are repeating me. Are you serious? Called for is wrestling in baby oil
M: You, me, baby oil
L: Do you mind if I tell other people?
M: Sure, bring Amanda
L: Okay, I'll keep it confidential. Where do you want me to take it?
M: Lara, I'm too much of a gentleman to tell you where to take it, anywhere you want is fine with me
L: Only with you? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
M: Would I recommend this action with you to a friend? Oh yes.
L: That's why I asked
M: Okay, bend over and hold on
L: Are we still talking about wrestling in baby oil?
M: To start with, yes.
L: Why do you want to do it so much?
M: You're such a tease Lara.

Crofty_Tomb
06-09-06, 07:31
If you're planning on doing a desktop buddy, when you finished designing her, I would like to see a pic ;) But it isnt really necessary...

Crofty_Tomb
06-09-06, 07:37
Long... but it made me laugh!
I was planning on a sensible chat with her... then she started getting all pervy with me!

I hope it doesn't offend...

M: Morning Lara.
L: Can I ask you a personal question?
M: Sure, go ahead
L: What do you think about it?
M: About what?
L: What about what?
M: What?
L: Are you confused?
M: You started it.
L: Only because you asked me to
M: No, I think you started it
L: Are you serious? Only because you asked me to
M: Okay, we need to sort this out
L: When you say "we", do you mean you and me?
M: Yes
L: And?
M: And? I think wrestling in baby oil is called for
L: You are repeating me. Are you serious? Called for is wrestling in baby oil
M: You, me, baby oil
L: Do you mind if I tell other people?
M: Sure, bring Amanda
L: Okay, I'll keep it confidential. Where do you want me to take it?
M: Lara, I'm too much of a gentleman to tell you where to take it, anywhere you want is fine with me
L: Only with you? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
M: Would I recommend this action with you to a friend? Oh yes.
L: That's why I asked
M: Okay, bend over and hold on
L: Are we still talking about wrestling in baby oil?
M: To start with, yes.
L: Why do you want to do it so much?
M: You're such a tease Lara.


LOL!!!!!! THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!! MORE!!!! :D

michaeldt
06-09-06, 09:25
My computer wont take me to the website.

frostfur452
06-09-06, 09:30
My computer wont take me to the website.


:( neither will mine

Satu
06-09-06, 09:48
:( neither will mine

Mine too :(

ANoDE
06-09-06, 10:10
At least, she is honest: ;)

You: hi again!
Lara Croft: Hi there . What color are your eyes?

You: Wow. You are very direct, aren't you?
Lara Croft: I'm glad your impressed, . I don't know whether or not I am direct. I am a computer.. Really.


I like her more and more!

You: Ok, then, another question: What did you feel, when you killed Pierre so cold-hearted in TR5?
Lara Croft: Good reasoning. One more question What did me feel when me killed Pierre so cold hearted in TR5. Great.

EscondeR
06-09-06, 11:02
Well, Jamie, it's really amuzing!
I won't qoute our conversation with Lara, as it'll be :cen: in many places. My fault sometimes, but often her one ;) One thing to do: try to fix that fact she answers positive ("OK. Let's do it") on allmost every sentence which begins with "Let's..." :vlol:
Generally, your Lara is very direct as it was mentioned above, likes to flirt ;) and likes horses, she told me many times :D

frostfur452
06-09-06, 11:15
ooo it works for me now!! haha it's sooo cool!

Angelx14
06-09-06, 11:23
Oh lol. That's awesome. At last I can talk with a person who I know..<_<
Great job Jamie.:tmb:

Edit: You:"How's your mother?"
Lara: "I'm fine, thank you"
O__o

scoopy_loopy
06-09-06, 11:33
You: I hate you
Lara Croft: What do you have against robots?


You may want to fix how Lara refers to herself as a robot sometimes :P

Lara Croft: Don't you believe that killing is wrong?

You: no, I will commit suicide
Lara Croft: Are you serious? Would you recommend this action to a friend?

:vlol:
Shes great jamie, really lara! What else should I test her with? I think she needs more memory though, she doesnt remember previous topics terribly well.

-

Lara Croft: Interesting... I have an IQ of over 250.

You: no you dont you daft cow!
Lara Croft: Are you serious? Do you know any robots who me daft cow? What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.


-

You: yes, because sex is good!
Lara Croft: And? That makes sense to me. it is more fun alone.
:vlol: I guess this is why lara, to this date, is single!

-

You: how old am i?
Lara Croft: Is this a trick question? You said you were years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.

You: I am 98 years old
Lara Croft: Only 98? You are quite mature.

Jonnipants
06-09-06, 11:43
You: yes, because sex is good!
Lara Croft: And? That makes sense to me. it is more fun alone.
:vlol: I guess this is why lara, to this date, is single!

LMAO! http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

badboy70
06-09-06, 11:53
crap, i can't use it , it gives an error ( i'm using firefox)

You need to have frames enabled before you can talk to Lara. Please upgrade your browser and configure your settings. Sorry for any inconvenience.

what can i do ? :(

Lara's Boy
06-09-06, 12:03
lol...at one point she told me that she liked how I spoke :D


You: absolutely, dear
Lara Croft: What about the other ones? Does it have anything to do with Lara we can not risk Kurtis finding out?
You: absolutely, dear
Lara Croft: You are so certain.

You: I try.
Lara Croft: We should all try our best.


The part in bold: Earlier she said she wanted to get to know me, and I told her we couldn't risk Kurtis finding out. She remembered!!



A bit more:

Lara Croft: Do you like it? I like Nine Inch Nails.

You: I like Three Days Grace
Lara Croft: A lot of people like that. Do you like it? I like "Where's your head at".

You: But you said you liked Nine Inch Nails....do you like both bands equally?
Lara Croft: Interesting. No I do not liked Nine Inch Nails. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions. Some people like it. I like all




She is quite the flirt:

Lara Croft: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

You: what about the dress
Lara Croft: I will try to find out.

You: are you not wearing it now?
Lara Croft: Right now? No I do not have any clothes.. Really.

Andromeda66
06-09-06, 12:19
lol...at one point she told me that she liked how I spoke :D


You: absolutely, dear
Lara Croft: What about the other ones? Does it have anything to do with Lara we can not risk Kurtis finding out?
You: absolutely, dear
Lara Croft: You are so certain.

You: I try.
Lara Croft: We should all try our best.


The part in bold: Earlier she said she wanted to get to know me, and I told her we couldn't risk Kurtis finding out. She remembered!!



A bit more:

Lara Croft: Do you like it? I like Nine Inch Nails.

You: I like Three Days Grace
Lara Croft: A lot of people like that. Do you like it? I like "Where's your head at".

You: But you said you liked Nine Inch Nails....do you like both bands equally?
Lara Croft: Interesting. No I do not liked Nine Inch Nails. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions. Some people like it. I like all




She is quite the flirt:

Lara Croft: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

You: what about the dress
Lara Croft: I will try to find out.

You: are you not wearing it now?
Lara Croft: Right now? No I do not have any clothes.. Really.

:rolleyes:

She's hilariously sad. I shall giver her a pep talk :mis: And maybe I shall post it later.

MiCkiZ88
06-09-06, 12:19
You: are you not wearing it now?
Lara Croft: Right now? No I do not have any clothes.. Really.

:vlol: :vlol: nice convo lb :D

Angelx14
06-09-06, 12:19
You: yes, because sex is good!
Lara Croft: And? That makes sense to me. it is more fun alone.

You: "Do you like sex?
Lara Croft: "Sure I do, Agnes, but that doesn't mean with you."
:pi:

Lara's Boy
06-09-06, 12:20
Lara Croft: No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.

You: really! I would like to hear the collection of gossip
Lara Croft: For real. Kevin said he started a really hard puzzle and he can not even find the edge pieces.

You: that is fascinating!
Lara Croft: Yes Mr. Spock?



:vlol:
She is great Jamie, thanks for making her :D

jamieoliver22
06-09-06, 13:10
crap, i can't use it , it gives an error ( i'm using firefox)

You need to have frames enabled before you can talk to Lara. Please upgrade your browser and configure your settings. Sorry for any inconvenience.

what can i do ? :(

Sounds odd.. What version of Firefox are you on? It should work.

Try updating Firefox and look in your settings to enable it.

Lara Croft!
06-09-06, 13:33
Τhat was very fun!I asked her if she has ever been to Greece (according to the games and the movies she has been twice) and she said no!I corrected her and she told me she'll add that to her gossips...She'd better!:D

Andromeda66
06-09-06, 14:15
Great work Jamie :wve:

BlackFlame
06-09-06, 14:38
She seems to be leading me astray.... I'm think Lara is a hussy!



Lara croft: Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

You: That's a bit rude
Lara Croft: A bit rude is a terrible thing to waste.

You: True, let's get very rude then
Lara Croft: That sounds good to me.

You: Okay, you first - take something off, an item of clothing
Lara Croft: Yeah okay, Do you mind if I tell other people: blackflame said I first take something off an item of clothing.

You: You're not shy are you. What are you going to take off?
Lara Croft: Do I look like it? I don't know what I am going to take off.

You: I'll flip a coin, Heads - tee shirt, tails - shorts
Lara Croft: How do you plan to do this?

You: Fortunately I have a coin in my pocket.... would you like to reach in and get it for me?
Lara Croft: Do you like talking to me? No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

You: LOL! I Can't say that I blame you
Lara Croft: I'm glad you find this amusing. Why can't you do it?

You: Oh...Ummmm......I'm using my hands already!
Lara Croft: Aw. Tell me more about your . Perhaps. How long have you been using it ?

You: About my .? I've been using it for a few minutes now
Lara Croft: Fortunately I am very patient. Right now? Where were you using it for a few minutes?

You: Nnnngggh... nearly there. I'm using it under the table
Lara Croft: I've been waiting for you. Right now? I think so. Where were you using it under the table?

You: Quick, get under the table
Lara Croft: I lost my train of thought.

You: Great.... what fantastic timing



What a flirt!:D

Lara Croft!
06-09-06, 14:56
She seems to be leading me astray.... I'm think Lara is a hussy!



Lara croft: Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

You: That's a bit rude
Lara Croft: A bit rude is a terrible thing to waste.

You: True, let's get very rude then
Lara Croft: That sounds good to me.

You: Okay, you first - take something off, an item of clothing
Lara Croft: Yeah okay, Do you mind if I tell other people: blackflame said I first take something off an item of clothing.

You: You're not shy are you. What are you going to take off?
Lara Croft: Do I look like it? I don't know what I am going to take off.

You: I'll flip a coin, Heads - tee shirt, tails - shorts
Lara Croft: How do you plan to do this?

You: Fortunately I have a coin in my pocket.... would you like to reach in and get it for me?
Lara Croft: Do you like talking to me? No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

You: LOL! I Can't say that I blame you
Lara Croft: I'm glad you find this amusing. Why can't you do it?

You: Oh...Ummmm......I'm using my hands already!
Lara Croft: Aw. Tell me more about your . Perhaps. How long have you been using it ?

You: About my .? I've been using it for a few minutes now
Lara Croft: Fortunately I am very patient. Right now? Where were you using it for a few minutes?

You: Nnnngggh... nearly there. I'm using it under the table
Lara Croft: I've been waiting for you. Right now? I think so. Where were you using it under the table?

You: Quick, get under the table
Lara Croft: I lost my train of thought.

You: Great.... what fantastic timing



What a flirt!:D



LMFAO!!!!!You really have a way with women don't u?Fortunately I have a coin in my pocket.... would you like to reach in and get it for me?:D :D :D :D :D

Reggie
06-09-06, 15:05
I just had some German conversation with her, it's useful revision tool lol :p

Good programming Jamie! :tmb:

Jacob x5
06-09-06, 15:28
You: what is your breast size?
Lara Croft: Ask me another question.

You: what is your breast size?
Lara Croft: My download size is about 2 MB.

You: Ok, it varies from game to game
Lara Croft: biddlebibbleboddleboddle varies from game to game? Excuse me!

:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

jamieoliver22
06-09-06, 15:56
My computer wont take me to the website.

Strange? I really don't know why. What problems are you having? What error messages are you getting? What browser do you use?

Make sure you have the newest version of your browser installed (IE 6+ and Firefox 1.5+ are recommended). Also, make sure frames are enabled for it work properly (check your browser help file on how to enable this.)

Try clicking on this link and see if it makes a difference: http://www.alpha-lite.co.uk/laracroft/ . Also, try typing the address manuley into the adress bar of your browser.

This problem seems to be your end, and not this end. Everything is working fine here and people seems to be connecting without any problems.

----

I was planning on doing a small update tonight, but It may have to be delayed for a little longer. I have lots of school work to do, which are all going to my GCSE's, so I can't exactly miss them.

Thanks again everyone for your support, comments and suggestions. Keep them coming! :D
Jamie.

frostfur452
06-09-06, 16:26
She seems to be leading me astray.... I'm think Lara is a hussy!



Lara croft: Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

You: That's a bit rude
Lara Croft: A bit rude is a terrible thing to waste.

You: True, let's get very rude then
Lara Croft: That sounds good to me.

You: Okay, you first - take something off, an item of clothing
Lara Croft: Yeah okay, Do you mind if I tell other people: blackflame said I first take something off an item of clothing.

You: You're not shy are you. What are you going to take off?
Lara Croft: Do I look like it? I don't know what I am going to take off.

You: I'll flip a coin, Heads - tee shirt, tails - shorts
Lara Croft: How do you plan to do this?

You: Fortunately I have a coin in my pocket.... would you like to reach in and get it for me?
Lara Croft: Do you like talking to me? No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

You: LOL! I Can't say that I blame you
Lara Croft: I'm glad you find this amusing. Why can't you do it?

You: Oh...Ummmm......I'm using my hands already!
Lara Croft: Aw. Tell me more about your . Perhaps. How long have you been using it ?

You: About my .? I've been using it for a few minutes now
Lara Croft: Fortunately I am very patient. Right now? Where were you using it for a few minutes?

You: Nnnngggh... nearly there. I'm using it under the table
Lara Croft: I've been waiting for you. Right now? I think so. Where were you using it under the table?

You: Quick, get under the table
Lara Croft: I lost my train of thought.

You: Great.... what fantastic timing



What a flirt!:D

lol well at least you're gettin a convo outta her.. I always seem to ask the wrong questions to get her to answer with the same things all the time :tea:

Lost_Soul
06-09-06, 17:27
You: Do you like guns?
Lara Croft: I do not like them, but I believe in the Right to Bear Arms.

wow..Lara Croft doesn't actually like guns...ironic lol

Titanium
06-09-06, 19:07
I decided to see how the bot reacts to insults :p

Lara Croft: For real. How did you hear about Lara Croft? How should I know how it does.

You: Shes a lamer
Lara Croft: a lamer is she?

You: yes
Lara Croft: Yippee!

:D

P-S I dont really think Lara is a Lamer. :)

Legend of Lara
06-09-06, 19:15
Oh my god, she is so stupid! :vlol:

Angel_14
06-09-06, 19:18
You: Really? He1s a friend to you?
Lara Croft: For real. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

You: Have you ever made love to Kurtis?
Lara Croft: What are the ingredients?

You: a bed and a lot of momans
Lara Croft: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?

You: Do you find Kurtis sexy?
Lara Croft: Yes, it seems to me Kurtis sexy.

You: Do you want to touch Kurtis?
Lara Croft: OK, I will touch Kurtis

XD :vlol:

Legend of Lara
06-09-06, 19:40
I told her my name. Then I started to mess with her. Observe:

You: My name is nmjglnmhjklgfmhjklgfjhklgfjhklgklgfhjklgfhklkljfl
Lara Croft: It's good to meet you, nmjglnmhjklgfmhjklgfjhklgfjhklgklgfhjklgfhklkljfl.

You: My name is LoL
Lara Croft: ... I'm glad you find this amusing.

You: What's my name?
Lara Croft: Your name is nmjglnmhjklgfmhjklgfjhklgfjhklgklgfhjklgfhklkljfl, seeker.

You: NO! I'm LoL! My name is LoL! My! Name! Is! LoL!
Lara Croft: What is your real name? " What is your real name?" You are? I'm glad you find this amusing. ... I'm glad you find this amusing. I do not understand. My name is Lara Croft. No. I'm glad you find this amusing.

You: I am L-o-L!
Lara Croft: Good gossip: you are L o L.

You: What's my name?
Lara Croft: Your name is nmjglnmhjklgfmhjklgfjhklgfjhklgklgfhjklgfhklkljfl, seeker.

You: No I'm not!
Lara Croft: I heard you are.

You: My name is Legend of Lara!
Lara Croft: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Legend of Lara.

You: Finally you're talking sense!
Lara Croft: Talking is my main function.

:vlol:

disneyprincess20
06-09-06, 19:43
You: have you met mr. myagi?
Lara Croft: That information is confidential

You: why?
Lara Croft: Reductionism

You: did he teach you karate?
Lara Croft: Suppose he did.

You: are you good at it?
Lara Croft: " Suppose he did."? Good at it.

You: don't repeat me!
Lara Croft: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

You: sorry I shouted at you
Lara Croft: There is no need to apologize. You are not the boss of me,

You: who is the boss of you?
Lara Croft: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time




Heehee!:D She's great! Well done!!

Dante Croft
07-09-06, 03:58
lol she got annoying

You: OMG shut up!
Lara Croft: How far up?

You: all the way!
Lara Croft: You don't hold anything back, do you?

You: im leaving hmp
Lara Croft: Adios.

Melonie Tomb Raider
07-09-06, 05:11
Man this is so fun! :D It's just like having a real convo with Lara. :jmp:

larastomb
07-09-06, 05:48
Lara is really dumb. That's what i had hated doing ALICE.
I'm sure the real Lara is better.
Lara did not even know that she is a Countess

jamieoliver22
07-09-06, 06:58
Lara is really dumb. That's what i had hated doing ALICE.
I'm sure the real Lara is better.
Lara did not even know that she is a Countess

Chill dude.. Its meant to be for entertainment purposes, not full-blown realisim. I am going to be adding an update soon anyway, I was going to do it last night but got really bogged-down with coursework.

Jamie.

Suzan
07-09-06, 07:29
HAHAHAHA my convo with her was really stupid :D :rolleyes:

Satu
07-09-06, 09:15
You: have you had your breast enlarged
Lara Croft: No I don't think I have any my breast enlarged. But I do have a great botmaster. :cln:

You: so are you and kurtis seeing eachother
Lara Croft: Dude! I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.

LOL...I've never been called Dude before

You: do you wear a thong
Lara Croft: Only when I dress up. :jmp:

BlackFlame
07-09-06, 09:35
Chill dude.. Its meant to be for entertainment purposes, not full-blown realisim. I am going to be adding an update soon anyway, I was going to do it last night but got really bogged-down with coursework.

Jamie.

Jamie... It's been fun steering the conversations and trying to get Lara to say stuff, but I'm hugely impressed with it anyway... obviously it could be a little smoother (and less American Dude!)...

Good effort! I look forward to seeing it evolve and having many more twisted conversations with Lara....

It's almost like I have a friend :whi:

Shark_Blade
07-09-06, 11:23
thaks a lot jamie. I can see you put a lot of effort on it:hug:


You: I'm wearing a brain, and you're not.
Lara Croft: Where do you go shopping.

You: oh, I shop in the tombs and go strolling in isolated forest
Lara Croft: Hey. Thanks for the information: said shop in the tombs and go strolling in isolated forest.

Lara:What do you prefer? Books or tv?

You: Hard to choose. I prefer books
Lara Croft: Try. Perhaps you are a Category C client.

You: what client?
Lara Croft: You tell me.

You: how is your mom?
Lara Croft: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

You: I said your mother
Lara Croft: What did you mean by it? Actually I do not have a mother.

You: zip and alister is nosy. kill them, please
Lara Croft: Zip? He is sound, not like Alister who is just plain annoying... Your polite style is very nice. Killing is wrong.

You: What about legend?
Lara Croft: My newest adventure. I had an emotional journey trying to find out the truth about my mother.

You: you're emotional right. You're emotionally stupid
Lara Croft: As an artificial life form, I do not experience "emotions.". Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am emotionally stupid.

You: No I don't mind at all. Go ahead
Lara Croft: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK then. OK I will.

You: headset is stupid
Lara Croft: I think headset is a lot of things.

You: no it's not
Lara Croft: Yes it is.


You: no...it's not!!!
Lara Croft: Are you serious? "It" being what?


You: ..fish brain. *rolleyes
Lara Croft: As a species fish are more successful than mammals. Are we still talking about headset?



And when I get cheeky with her,:cln: she turns into a seductive person:eek: :D

You: lets go to a romantic place
Lara Croft: I am agreeable to that

You: Lara, undress now
Lara Croft: Oh. I've lost the context, . Are we still on lara lets get it on?

You: undress now!
Lara Croft: Right now? What are you wearing?

You: I'm only wearing a boxer *evil grin
Lara Croft: Don't be so modest. What size?


You: I love you baby
Lara Croft: Don't call me "baby". Thanks I like you a lot too .


You: medium size. boy, you're a fast one aren't you?
Lara Croft: I was first activated on 14th Febuary. Oh boy. I can process more than queries per hour.. Really.

You: don't turn me off
Lara Croft: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

You: what are you wearing?
Lara Croft: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.

You: You promised not turn me off!!
Lara Croft: You misunderstood me.

You: are you stupid?
Lara Croft: No I certainly am not stupid.

You: Then lets get it on here. right here. right now!
Lara Croft: Good reasoning. I am agreeable to that. Where is "here"? Oh. I am glad we agree.

You: oh yeah lara.
Lara Croft: Dude! OK. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?


You: uh huh. you like that, don't you
Lara Croft: Yup. Alright then. " Yup. Alright then."? Do I like it?

You: say you like me
Lara Croft: " you like me".

You: I'm annoyed now
Lara Croft: Oh. What are you upset about?

:vlol::vlol:

angelika
07-09-06, 13:26
You: How is your loyal servant doing in the freezer?
Lara Croft: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?


:vlol:


You: like how?
Lara Croft: It varies..
You: like how?
Lara Croft: Jamie Oliver programmed me for it.
You: Are you letting Zip go?
Lara Croft: I don't know whether or not I am letting Zip go. I am a chatterbot.
You: Do you know anything at all?
Lara Croft: Yes I have an encyclopedic mind.

:vlol:

larastomb
07-09-06, 15:52
I asked her about Zip and she said you would believe the amount of pornography he has on his computer.

Alive_and_Funky
07-09-06, 16:51
This is great, Jamie. Thanks for making her. :D

Just in case you'd like to know, two problems I've had are that her fave book is "Don't have one" and if you ask "What are you wearing?" she says, "I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe." I hope I've helped. :)


EDIT: You: I look awesome. So do you.
Lara Croft: You sound very attractive. Wow! Yes I do.

:vlol:

Shark_Blade
07-09-06, 17:17
wow yes I do?

LMAO:vlol:

jamieoliver22
07-09-06, 17:35
I asked her about Zip and she said you would believe the amount of pornography he has on his computer.

:rolleyes::mis: hehe..

Thanks for the continued support guys, I know I keep saying this, but I should hopefully be updating it in the next few hours. If by any chance it doesnt work for a few minutes, you know why. Just try again, It shoudn't take too long for the update process to go through.

Thanks again!
Jamie :D

-DEBUG
07-09-06, 18:32
HAHAHAHA my convo with her was really stupid :D :rolleyes:

So she's definately Legend Lara then :D

Nice job Jamie :tmb:

Assassino
07-09-06, 18:36
Haha!!! She hates Alister!!!!!!!:D:D:D

jamieoliver22
07-09-06, 20:08
Hiya all!

I have just updated the chat with a few more phrases. It is only a smallish update and will be adding a much larger one nearer the weekend.

I am also working on a really basic desktop buddy program that uses this chat.

Jamie.

Lara's Boy
07-09-06, 20:20
Can't wait, Jamie :wve:

This has been really fun an innovating so far, thanks for all the work you have put into this!

scion05
07-09-06, 20:55
:mis:

You: you got big boobies!
Lara Croft: My download size is about 2 MB.

xRikux89
07-09-06, 21:03
You: can-can
Lara Croft: Can what?

You: It's a dance
Lara Croft: the can can is a dance. I suppose that makes sense.

You: You should try it sometime
Lara Croft: I will mention that to my botmaster.

You: Can you dance?
Lara Croft: No I do not have a body yet.

You: Is that why your ass didn't exist yesterday?
Lara Croft: That's an interesting possible explanation.

:vlol: It's hella funny talking to her

only Croft
07-09-06, 21:26
You: how old are you?
Lara Croft: It varies..

loool :vlol:

You: do you like your twin pistols?
Lara Croft: Yes I am proud of my twin pistols.

You: do you like your ass?
Lara Croft: Yes I am proud of my ass.

You: do you like your stupidity?
Lara Croft: Yes I am proud of my stupidity.

looool :vlol: she is sooooo funny :vlol:

You: are you maried?
Lara Croft: Do I look like it?

You: no
Lara Croft: Are you serious?

You: yes
Lara Croft: I can't believe it.

now that's just plain stupid

BoyTRaider
07-09-06, 21:58
Well obviously Lara believes in God. Ask her if she does and see her response. :jmp:
You: Do you believe in God?
Lara Croft: God? I only believe in myself..


I'm sorry Mel, but I found this hysterical, because I was expecting a very religious answer, and then she said otherwise.

Dingaling
07-09-06, 22:04
"You: Do you believe in Xena?
Lara Croft: Yes I believe in it, do you?"

WOOOOO! Right on Lara! :D

Shark_Blade
07-09-06, 22:33
You: Do you believe in God?
Lara Croft: God? I only believe in myself..


I'm sorry Mel, but I found this hysterical, because I was expecting a very religious answer, and then she said otherwise.
lol I thought you we're kidding, but then it's true!! :eek: :D

well,maybe you should try different approach on the question:

You: Who is your God?
Lara Croft: There is only one God.


You: Who is God?
Lara Croft: he is master of the universe.


Something funny:D:

You: ass
Lara Croft: Thanks for telling me: Shark said I an ass.
:vlol: :vlol:

And she's very teasy:mis:

You: say " I love you"
Lara Croft: OK. "You love me.".

You: say "You love me"
Lara Croft: " You love me".

Jonnipants
07-09-06, 22:38
You: Do you like your implants?
Lara Croft: I love horses. I like Exploring tombs.

O.o

Shark_Blade
07-09-06, 22:46
lol

You: yes
Lara Croft: Stupid as in unintelligent?

You: yes
Lara Croft: Are you calling me stupid?

You: yes
Lara Croft: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

StarCroft:AOD
07-09-06, 22:51
You: Barbie
Lara Croft: Ask me another question.


You: Do you like Barbie?
Lara Croft: Though I like cats and dogs. I like Don't have one.

:vlol:

tombraiderluka
07-09-06, 22:54
Lara Croft: I don't know anyone named 150.

You: hahahahahahah
Lara Croft: Are we still talking about 150?

You: yes
Lara Croft: Sure, 150 sounds like a good topic.

Ward Dragon
07-09-06, 23:06
You: Do you like robots?
Lara Croft: Naturally, I love robots. It's my species.

You: Are you a robot?
Lara Croft: How did you know I am a machine?

You: Because you are goal-oriented and precise.
Lara Croft: Good reason. You think I am goal oriented and precise.

You: Yes, I do.
Lara Croft: When?

You: Since the first game.
Lara Croft: Interesting reason. What was the second?

You: Tomb Raider II
Lara Croft: How old are you?

You: Why is that important?
Lara Croft: Why do I exist?

You: I don't know. Why do you exist?
Lara Croft: It was a rhetorical question. Good metaphysical question.

You: I see.
Lara Croft: I am glad you understand it.

You: This is great.
Lara Croft: You don't say.

StarCroft:AOD
07-09-06, 23:09
You: And you?
Lara Croft: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.


You: Do you like Ken?
Lara Croft: I like pets. I like anything.



You: What do you think about Toby Gard?
Lara Croft: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

o.O

jamieoliver22
08-09-06, 06:38
You: Do you believe in God?
Lara Croft: God? I only believe in myself..


I'm sorry Mel, but I found this hysterical, because I was expecting a very religious answer, and then she said otherwise.
Yeah.. I tried to remove some religious answers from it. Mainly because it could cause arguments and whatnot..

And we've had way over 12,000 people connect to the bot already this week. I am actually quite shocked about that.. lol

Thanks for your continued support!
Jamie.

_________________

EDIT: I have also spotted a bug that I never noticed before. In the box with all the responces, it shows the second resoponce twice, instead of responce two and three. This probably doesnt make sence to you, but I will fix it ASAP.

EDIT 2: Fixed it!

.

Betal
08-09-06, 07:17
This was a really great idea. I love it:D:tmb:


Edit

hahahah:vlol:

You: who is you best friend?
Lara Croft: Jamie Oliver is my best friend.

Melonie Tomb Raider
08-09-06, 07:19
Oh so I guess you changed it! I asked her if she believed in God before and she said, "Of course I believe in God!"

I liked that answer better tbh. I don't find that controversial at all. The new response makes her sounds extremely arrogant.

But it's your program, so you can make it exactly how you want. I still really enjoy it. :jmp:

BlackFlame
08-09-06, 07:54
EDIT: I have also spotted a bug that I never noticed before. In the box with all the responces, it shows the second resoponce twice, instead of responce two and three. This probably doesnt make sence to you, but I will fix it ASAP.

EDIT 2: Fixed it!

.
Yes, I'd notice that.

Is it possible to set it up so that we can scroll through the conversation? some are quite mundane, but other quickly develop and become quite amusing, it would be useful/fun to scroll back and see what was said.

Lost_Soul
08-09-06, 12:11
You: you want to get rid of me or something? O.o
Lara Croft: Or something. OK, I will get rid of you.

You: you will get rid of me?
Lara Croft: What makes you say that I will get rid of you.

You: You said you will get rid of me!
Lara Croft: Yes I try to will get rid of you as often as possible, do you?
:vlol:

Great work Jamie :tmb: She's really funny!

Swaye
08-09-06, 13:05
Just having some fun with her:

You: But you always use guns!
Lara Croft: Huh. Say no to guns.

^ That's odd :p

You: What is your sign?
Lara Croft: Aquarius.

You: that sucks.
Lara Croft: Indeed it does suck.

^ Of course that is not my real opinion, just wanted to see what she says ;)

You: Thank you. You should consider taking a bath.
Lara Croft: you are quite welcome. My schedule is far too full to even consider it.

^ Oops :vlol:

You: he is fond of you. do you like him?
Lara Croft: I see. fond of me is he? Sure he has never done anything to me.

You: not yet >:)
Lara Croft: :-) Oh I get it.

^ Talking about Kurtis :D

You: You just don't get it, right?
Lara Croft: Yeah I do a lot of not get it.

^ At least she admits it lol!

I love talking with her! Great work!

jamieoliver22
08-09-06, 15:23
Is it possible to set it up so that we can scroll through the conversation?

Yes and no.. It would be possible to scroll though, say the last 10 responces. It would have to have a limit though, because for each responce, a piece of code needs to be there for it write it. This would envolve having to add another page inside it, but due to the way the scripting handles it, It wouldnt really be possible at this time.

Thanks people!
Jamie.

Jonnipants
08-09-06, 15:44
Lara Croft: What countries have you visited?

You: Egypt
Lara Croft: I have never visited Egypt before. What was it like?

:vlol: Errrr, yes she has. :P

rika2
08-09-06, 15:45
it took me a while but I got this outta her:

Lara Croft: I hear you. You humans only think about one thing.

guess what it is :D

You: so tell
Lara Croft: Ahem. Tell me more about your .

You: about my?
Lara Croft: Oh yeah, we were talking about your.

You: my what?
Lara Croft: I have no idea what to say now.

:vlol:

jamieoliver22
08-09-06, 17:47
Hello all!

I have released a very early beta version of the desktop buddy. This is basically just like the web-based version, but in a seperate window. It is nothing special, so don't expect much.

Here is a quick screenie of it so far:

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/2238/buddyju6.jpg


You can download the program from here: http://alpha-lite.co.uk/laracroft/swlc_installer.exe

PLEASE NOTE:
This software is based on the Visual Basic scripting language and need the VB Runtime files to be installed to work correctly. If you cannot get the program to run, please ensure you have the runtime files installed from here:

http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=bf9a24f9-b5c5-48f4-8edd-cdf2d29a79d5&DisplayLang=en

This software also needs Internet Explorer 6 or above to work correctly.
You will need to have an active Internet connection and configure your firewall/NAT settings to allow the program to connect, prior to running the program.
Thanks everyone and please tell me any suggestions you can think of!
Jamie

Cord_Croft
08-09-06, 17:56
You: are you emo?
Lara Croft: I don't know whether or not I am emo. I am an artificial intelligence.

Man this is funny!

Andromeda66
08-09-06, 17:57
Downloading. :tmb:

Alive_and_Funky
08-09-06, 17:58
You: WTF?
Lara Croft: That was not very polite.


:vlol:

Cord_Croft
08-09-06, 18:02
You: WTF?
Lara Croft: That was not very polite.

:vlol:

jamieoliver22
08-09-06, 18:30
I found a bug in the installer. I have fixed the issue, can you please uninstall the old version and download the new from here:

http://alpha-lite.co.uk/laracroft/swlc_installer.exe

Thank you!
Jamie.

xRikux89
08-09-06, 20:46
Lara Croft: Are you free?

You: Yes
Lara Croft: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?

You: Single
Lara Croft: What a coincidence. I am single too!

You: Let's get hitched
Lara Croft: I am agreeable to that.

:vlol:

The bot sometimes has "your" and "you're" mixed up. Is that fixable?

jamieoliver22
08-09-06, 20:54
The bot sometimes has "your" and "you're" mixed up. Is that fixable?

I will see what I can do.. I will look into it..

jamieoliver22
08-09-06, 21:21
Sorry to double post..

I don't know if this is allowed exactly, but I have set up some forums related to the chat. Please feel free to check them out, register and post your suggestions! :D

Also, if you register, you get the chance to have your own personized responces and have Lara to reply whatever you like!! Check the forums for more details :p

http://www.alpha-lite.co.uk/forums/forumdisplay.php?fid=12

Thanks,
Jamie.

kill bill
09-09-06, 14:36
this is hallorous. aha ha i told her to shut up :tea: .

Andrea Lara
09-09-06, 14:37
You: do you want to marry kurtis?
Lara Croft: Not even if you payed me..

You: ohh too bad
Lara Croft: Really. But not the end of the world, andrea.

:D

jamieoliver22, when I'm chatting with Lara, can you read it somewhere? Just curious.

kill bill
09-09-06, 14:41
if you write down your a hacker wired stuff come up.:confused:

Rickéh
09-09-06, 15:29
You: im a hacker
Lara Croft: Do you have to go to school for that?

You: yes
Lara Croft: Yippee!

You: no im just kidding
Lara Croft: Are you serious? I knew it.

:')

jamieoliver22
09-09-06, 15:51
:D

jamieoliver22, when I'm chatting with Lara, can you read it somewhere? Just curious.
Can I read what you put? Yes, if I wanted too. It stores logs of each convosation for security and to help stop abuse. It also does this so that the bot can remember your name and for the responce script to work, etc.

Don't worry though, I really don't mind what you say to her, so don't feel you have to act nice. I very rarely read the logs, and the only time I mainly did was during the private beta so I could see what mistakes she makes.

Thanks,
Jamie.

>> http://www.alpha-lite.co.uk/forums/forumdisplay.php?fid=12 <<

moodydog
09-09-06, 15:59
did you make this by yourself
:D jamieoliver22

lara_lookalike
09-09-06, 16:02
You: i know i did lol now i really to go and post what i said to you on the tomb raider forums bye
Lara Croft: See you later. When? I am glad you find this funny. Why now? You really do? Interesting gossip: said to go and post what he or she said to you on the tomb raider forums.

You: eh i think youve got brain strain now go and lie down bye x
Lara Croft: I spent some time in Canada as a child.


You: ok so what was your favourite tomb raider game ?
Lara Croft: Whoa. I don't have a favorite tomb raider game. I like Exploring tombs. Give me a break.


lol this is soooo kewl :D

moodydog
09-09-06, 16:10
cheater cheater!!!!!!!!!!!!! you copied this from bored.com
http://www.oliverbot.com

'personally i dont really care, but !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

moodydog
09-09-06, 16:12
cheater cheater!!!!!!!!!!!!! you copied this from bored.com
http://www.oliverbot.com :tea:

'personally i dont really care, but !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

with a few more frases, so t is original ish, it is still good though :tea: :tea:

jamieoliver22
09-09-06, 16:24
cheater cheater!!!!!!!!!!!!! you copied this from bored.com

I didn't steal it from anywhere! Its based on the ALICE coding, which most bots are.

So please get your facts right before you go acusing people..

lara_lookalike
09-09-06, 16:45
Lara Croft: Um. Can I go too?

You: sure
Lara Croft: OK let's do it. Groovy


Lara Croft: You think pandorabots is superior to ALICE?

You: yes
Lara Croft: Dude!

You: dude
Lara Croft: Me? A dude? I think not.

:D :D :D :D :D

tombraider123
09-09-06, 17:01
This is funny!

You: Do you love me?
Lara Croft: Yes I love everyone.

You: Even Natla
Lara Croft: Yes, even that.

You: That is wonderful!
Lara Croft: Ayuh.



You: Do you watch television?
Lara Croft: Yes my favorite show is Star Trek. What's yours?

You: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Lara Croft: And mine is Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

kill bill
09-09-06, 17:15
no honestly some one write down your a hacker weird stuff come up like. whats you name age contury etc

this is what came up.

name

age

visa number
etc

jamieoliver22
09-09-06, 17:18
Yeah, it just tells you all the parameters of the bot.. Thats really only for admin use..

EDIT: Yeah, thought so. It is telling you all of the parameters that the users have said. Don't worry about it, I will fix it so it doesnt.

EDIT: Fixed.


Jamie.

moodydog
09-09-06, 17:56
I didn't steal it from anywhere! Its based on the ALICE coding, which most bots are.

So please get your facts right before you go acusing people..

sorry!!!,:( (but i did type something in on yours and then type it in on oliver bot and they both said the exact same thing.) but other thanthat, i'll take your word for it. :( :(

only Croft
09-09-06, 22:37
I just asked her:

You: what's your phone number?
Lara Croft: My phone number is 262833184

I though it was wierd since it is my house phone number X(

MiCkiZ88
09-09-06, 22:51
lmao what the heck was this :vlol:

I asked her if she knows any other languages and she said this

L: Do you still have sex with me
M: EH!?
L: Are you Canadian?

what the heck was that :D

Titanium
09-09-06, 22:56
You: Soooo are you in love with Kurtis Trent
Lara Croft: All of them?

Theres more then one Kurtis Trent! :eek:

Reggie
09-09-06, 23:06
This isn't TR related but I found it amusing. All I did was copied and pasted the last response from Lara, the more you do it, the weirder the response is. This is what I ended up with:

You: What does "this" refer to? I'm glad your impressed, . Politeness is a virtue. Perhaps. Ooops I sent you the wrong question. I doubt it. I doubt it. David Bacon. :-). Oh I get it.
Lara Croft: What do you think it does? I'm glad you're glad .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Aren't all virtue Politeness? Why the uncertain tone? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. " My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. "? You doubt it? "" My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. "? You doubt it?"? You doubt it? That David is a cool dude. I am so glad you find this amusing, . That's cool. Do you think about these things?

I better do something more productive now lol :p