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Lone Raider
24-09-06, 21:43
1. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.


2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.


3. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.


4. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.


5. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.


6. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.


7. Sky's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

8. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

9. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.


10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.


12. He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.


13. I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.


14. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?


15. Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.


16. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.


17. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

xMiSsCrOfTx
24-09-06, 21:51
Lmao @ number 3 especially :vlol:

jarhead
24-09-06, 21:54
:vlol: :vlol:

i love the last one :tmb:

raiderfun
24-09-06, 21:55
13 :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Lara Croft!
24-09-06, 22:00
OMG....Hahahaa:D :D :D :D :D

Agent 47
24-09-06, 22:02
Some random things about life... is that life itself is random :D

nice thread, i found them all funny....but i like 2,3 and 10 the best :jmp:

ILG49ers
24-09-06, 22:06
:vlol: :vlol: Those are great! :tmb:

CerebralAssassin
24-09-06, 22:08
17. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

:vlol: :vlol:

Angelx14
25-09-06, 05:25
Those are good ones.:D
:vlol:

Kamrusepas
25-09-06, 05:43
Most of them I had heard before, but the new ones were good too. Especially 16 :vlol:

Autolycus
25-09-06, 07:25
:vlol: :vlol: funny.

Myreth
25-09-06, 07:39
:vlol: They're so funny and yet some are so true

Greenkey2
25-09-06, 09:49
:vlol: I love them!

8. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

9. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

These are my favourites :D

frostfur452
25-09-06, 10:35
:vlol: they're funny as hell!

Nephili
25-09-06, 11:11
Lol! :vlol: Thanks for sharing, thats just the thing to cheer me up while im in my Touch Typing class!

PirateRose
25-09-06, 11:48
10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.




Unless its a lightsaber, then the bullet gets deflected back.

Woot! this is a good way to wake up to the morning, reading this funny stuff.

Andromeda66
25-09-06, 13:19
LOL Cracks me up everytime :vlol:

Additional:

According to a *cough* wise *cough* lab partner I've had (who used to stick test tubes of ammonia up my nose for confirmation whether it was, in fact, ammonia) - To avoid burning your hands in hot water, feel the water before putting your hands in.

:wve:

Kalle923
25-09-06, 15:53
9. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
14. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
16. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

These are great :P

Ward Dragon
25-09-06, 16:19
I like them all :D

Catlantean
25-09-06, 16:54
10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

12. He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.


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