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angelika
27-09-06, 07:34
How would you react if you found a fly in your coffee?
Let’s see how different nationality people would react……

English:
Throws away the cup and leaves the café immediately


American:
Takes the insect out and keep drinking his coffee


Chinese
Eats the insect and throws away the coffee


Palestinian prisoner
Drinks the coffee and eats the insect as well


Scotchman:
Capture the insect and asks to give back the coffee it swallowed.



Israeli:
a. Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese
b. Protest that his personal safety is in danger
c. Accuses the Palestinians of throwing insects in his coffee
d. Accuses Hezbollah, Syria, Iran of abetting attacks of massive insect weapons
e. Relates this attack with the Palestinian terrorism, the violation of human rights with the anti-Semitism, the holocaust, the dispersion and the Exodus
f. Commands Arafat to prevent all insects from flying or falling in his coffee
g. Recaptures the West Coast in Gaza and interrupts the water and electricity supply to the Palestinians
h. Demands greater military support from the Americans
i. Asks for 1 billion dollar loan with 100years payoff from the Americans for buying a new cup of coffee
j. Demands from the café free coffee for the rest of his life as a compensation


Greek
Swear at his wife and goes at his mother’s place to get a descent coffee

Autolycus
27-09-06, 07:46
LMAO,:vlol:

MiCkiZ88
27-09-06, 07:53
lmao :vlol: so true! xD

and I live with 4 israelians :D

marggo
27-09-06, 09:12
:vlol:

Satu
27-09-06, 09:13
Greek
Swear at his wife and goes at his mother’s place to get a descent coffee


:vlol:

Pipolinne
27-09-06, 09:30
And how would the greek woman, who loves coffee,react :D?

But this is really funny :vlol:!

Satu
27-09-06, 09:38
And how would the greek woman, who loves coffee,react :D?

lol she'd go to her mums :D

angelika
27-09-06, 10:09
And how would the greek woman, who loves coffee,react :D?

She probably did it on purpose to get rid of him for a while:jmp:

Greenkey2
27-09-06, 10:11
:rolleyes: :vlol: :vlol:

Shark_Blade
27-09-06, 10:45
My friend is Chinese and I'm sure she didn't eat any flies:rolleyes:. But anyway, it's a funny joke! :vlol:

Angelx14
27-09-06, 12:36
Chinese
Eats the insect and throws away the coffee


LOL.:vlol:
Those are good ones.:D

amlai
27-09-06, 12:40
:D

Mad Tony
27-09-06, 12:56
:vlol:
LMAO

raiderfun
27-09-06, 13:15
@ben : that's funny !! :D :D :vlol:

Mad Tony
27-09-06, 13:21
@ben : that's funny !! :D :D :vlol:
I didn't make this up.
Angelika did (or at least she posted it)

raiderfun
27-09-06, 13:24
I didn't make this up.
Angelika did (or at least she posted it)
Angelika is a genuis .
I appreciate her so much ! she's very intelligent !!!! :) :)

Mad Tony
27-09-06, 13:25
Angelika is a genuis .
I appreciate her so much ! she's very intelligent !!!! :) :)
So why did you put @Ben?

raiderfun
27-09-06, 13:27
So why did you put @Ben?
You remember the last thread !!!! that's why ! :mis: :mis:

Mad Tony
27-09-06, 13:27
You remember the last thread !!!! that's why ! :mis: :mis:
And? :confused:

raiderfun
27-09-06, 13:28
And? :confused:
this one is funnier , the last one was stupid ! :mis:
All that is *******

Mad Tony
27-09-06, 13:29
this one is funnier , the last one was stupid ! :mis:
All that is *******
You've lost me :confused:

Eleanna123
27-09-06, 13:36
Greek

Swear at his wife and goes at his mother’s place to get a descent coffee

:vlol: That is so true, tsk tsk tsk

raiderfun
27-09-06, 13:38
You've lost me :confused:
LMAO !
yea yea , i know it's so complicated ! :D :D
Ok forget it !

It's funny ! . :D

tlr online
27-09-06, 13:38
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a. Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese
b. Protest that his personal safety is in danger
c. Accuses the Palestinians of throwing insects in his coffee
d. Accuses Hezbollah, Syria, Iran of abetting attacks of massive insect weapons
e. Relates this attack with the Palestinian terrorism, the violation of human rights with the anti-Semitism, the holocaust, the dispersion and the Exodus
f. Commands Arafat to prevent all insects from flying or falling in his coffee
g. Recaptures the West Coast in Gaza and interrupts the water and electricity supply to the Palestinians
h. Demands greater military support from the Americans
i. Asks for 1 billion dollar loan with 100years payoff from the Americans for buying a new cup of coffee
j. Demands from the café free coffee for the rest of his life as a compensation

:vlol:

angelika
27-09-06, 13:46
Angelika is a genuis .
I appreciate her so much ! she's very intelligent !!!! :) :)

Thank you! :)
My threads are often said to be either spicy or sarcastic.

All I'm trying is to share a good laugh when I can :D

raiderfun
27-09-06, 13:47
Thank you! :)
My threads are often said to be either spicy or sarcastic.

All I'm trying is to share a good laugh when I can :D
Oh thanks you so much ! I like also your challenges .....etc...:D

tombraiderluka
27-09-06, 14:13
:vlol: :vlol:

da tomb raider!
27-09-06, 15:19
:vlol: :tmb:

Nephili
27-09-06, 17:02
LMFAO! :vlol:

Pipolinne
27-09-06, 17:24
She probably did it on purpose to get rid of him for a while:jmp:


He was a victim,poor bloke :vlol:!

I'd have a very british reaction: not only I'd refuse the coffee,as I'd call the waiter/waitress with a schoked look on my face. :D

Your threads always bring us intelligent humour,Angelika!

FourBalls
27-09-06, 17:28
h. Demands greater military support from the Americans
:vlol:
Brilliant :tmb:

Lara Croft!
27-09-06, 19:02
She probably did it on purpose to get rid of him for a while:jmp:

True...hehehe

Very funny Angelika!:D

Angel_14
27-09-06, 19:02
haha! :D

peffect
27-09-06, 19:23
funny :vlol:
but you know what,in reality when u've a fly in your coffee,you have to put it all inside the coffee and then throw it out,cos in one of the fly's wings there's a disease and in the other there's always the cure.
so strange but real believe me!:)
well at least that's what our prophet mohamed said ^^:)

Ada the Mental
27-09-06, 20:43
He,he! You should have seen my dad's face when he asked me to make him a coffee and I deliberately put salt and pepper in it!

xXanisa*raiderXx
07-10-06, 22:25
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:
ROFL n LMAO
That is so true!:D

PirateRose
08-10-06, 03:54
American:
Takes the insect out and keep drinking his coffee
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Thats not right...well maybe the Southern Americans.

What an American would do is sue the coffee company and make tons. Then maybe be found out later that they put the fly in there on purpose and get plastered all over media and made fun of on talk shows for months.

Melonie Tomb Raider
08-10-06, 04:30
American:
Takes the insect out and keep drinking his coffee


LOL! :vlol: Yeah, that's the American way. :p

egyptiangal
08-10-06, 05:13
LOL! :vlol: Yeah, that's the American way. :p

actually i'd ask the waiter for another coffee! YUCK!:ton:

GodOfLight
08-10-06, 06:21
American:
Takes the insect out and keep drinking his coffee

actually, in america it would go more like this:

American:
Takes the insect out, drinks the coffee, and then sues the café for finding the insect in the coffee

:D


Greek:
Swear at his wife and goes at his mother’s place to get a descent coffee
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that's the mistake Oedipus made :whi:

Angelx14
08-10-06, 06:24
American:
Takes the insect out drinks the coffee, and then sues the café for finding the insect in the coffee
LOL.:vlol:

Captain Mazda
08-10-06, 06:28
Israeli:
a. Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese
b. Protest that his personal safety is in danger
c. Accuses the Palestinians of throwing insects in his coffee
d. Accuses Hezbollah, Syria, Iran of abetting attacks of massive insect weapons
e. Relates this attack with the Palestinian terrorism, the violation of human rights with the anti-Semitism, the holocaust, the dispersion and the Exodus
f. Commands Arafat to prevent all insects from flying or falling in his coffee
g. Recaptures the West Coast in Gaza and interrupts the water and electricity supply to the Palestinians
h. Demands greater military support from the Americans
i. Asks for 1 billion dollar loan with 100years payoff from the Americans for buying a new cup of coffee
j. Demands from the café free coffee for the rest of his life as a compensation

LOL this just made my day! And week!

scoopy_loopy
08-10-06, 07:22
:vlol: Classic!

Captain Mazda
08-10-06, 08:11
Angelika is my hero.

angelika
08-10-06, 14:40
ok ok ....

this is not what people from these countries would really do but the bell tolls for someone between them................:D

tampi
08-10-06, 14:52
...mmmmm....

The flight of a fly...

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1323/elvuelodeunamoscakr3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



This one is a drawing mine, but he speaks on the flight of the fly, of the insects, of the whole world...

While you move the teaspoon of the coffee, the fly also moves the air and also it modifies the world :)


But I didn't draw it within the coffee :D