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Lone Raider
27-09-06, 08:25
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.


2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.


3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian; any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.


4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.


6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.


7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.


8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.


9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.


10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.


11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.


12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.


13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.


14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.


15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.


16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.


17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.


18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.


19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.



20. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

Autolycus
27-09-06, 08:36
LMAO :vlol:
It's all true :D

Myreth
27-09-06, 09:09
:vlol: They're killing me, especially "Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"

frostfur452
27-09-06, 09:47
:vlol: :vlol: so true!!!

Rivendell
27-09-06, 10:04
Lol! :D Number 9 is my fave ;)

Greenkey2
27-09-06, 10:16
Very, very true :D

This is my favourite: 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Yep, that's me :p

Pipolinne
27-09-06, 10:48
9 and 15 are my favourites :vlol:!

Anubis_AF
27-09-06, 11:03
Hilarious :D

angelika
27-09-06, 11:12
:D so funny and so true

I bet there are more.....:tea:

Shark_Blade
27-09-06, 11:26
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
lmao:vlol:

da tomb raider!
27-09-06, 15:12
LOL! Great ones... :D

Luba
27-09-06, 15:14
:vlol: I like the first one.

tampi
27-09-06, 16:23
I knew: the experience speaks of which there is past, but no of which it is going to happen :)

Lara Croft!
27-09-06, 19:03
Those are funny and SO true!!!!:D

Angel_14
27-09-06, 19:07
13th. is my fave! :vlol:

scion05
27-09-06, 19:49
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

haha... i saw the on a keyring on hols, with a pic of a rabbit on it :vlol:

Angelx14
28-09-06, 14:57
LOL.:vlol:

Kalle923
28-09-06, 16:15
Haha :) 8 was a nice one :p

ILG49ers
28-09-06, 18:40
Lol! :vlol:

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian; any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.


That's so true! :)