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illuminati30
05-10-06, 20:33
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In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when
lit up.

In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front
desk.

In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office
between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is
the job of the chambermaid.

In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the
chambermaid.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox
monastary: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian
and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except
Thursday.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope
for.

In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend
courageous, efficient self-service.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.

Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.

In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking
shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.

In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel
porter.


A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on
our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for
instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are
married with each other for that purpose.

In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests
of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be
used for this purpose.

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extrcted by the
latest Methodists.

On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work
throughout its useful life.

Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.

In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.

On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the
USSR, you are welcome to it.

At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any
suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot
heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first,
but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

LMFAO

Angel_14
05-10-06, 20:34
LOL :vlol:

At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

I think, I saw it :D

Laras Backpack
05-10-06, 20:35
LMAO! :vlol:

jarhead
05-10-06, 20:35
:vlol:LMAO :vlol:

Mona Sax
05-10-06, 20:46
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on
our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for
instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are
married with each other for that purpose.

In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests
of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be
used for this purpose.
Funny how they don't mention guests of the same sex... :pi: :D

jarhead
05-10-06, 20:49
I love the way they say ' members of the different sex, for instance men and women'

Like they're are 20 or so genders

illuminati30
05-10-06, 20:50
Funny how they don't mention guests of the same sex... :pi: :D

Exactly what i thought :vlol:

Rivendell
05-10-06, 21:12
I remember reading those once! Had me in hysterics, some corkers in there :D

frostfur452
06-10-06, 00:18
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot
heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first,
but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.




:vlol: :vlol: that one was hilarious :P

Autolycus
06-10-06, 07:59
:vlol: LMAO, funny :D

interstellardave
06-10-06, 11:30
Hilarious! :vlol:

Ikas90
06-10-06, 12:59
LOL! http://bestsmileys.com/lol/3.gif

RAID
06-10-06, 14:15
:D

da tomb raider!
06-10-06, 14:31
LOL! :vlol: :vlol:

Angelx14
06-10-06, 14:46
Rofl.:vlol: