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Lone Raider
09-10-06, 18:57
Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near Brainerd. They head to the
bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up
der". The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.
Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, and get into Sven's
pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs near Brainerd Lake.
At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis
looks like a grand place.
He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps
off the cliff.
Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and
says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."

Moments later Knute who's been to the pet shop too, arrives at the cliffs.
He walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag and a
shotgun.
"Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute says.
He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the
cliff.
Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot
and continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and
breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and says,
"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."

Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears.
He's also been to the pet shop, is carrying a paper bag and pulls out a
chicken.
Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, and hurls
himself off the cliff and disappears down and down and hits a rock and
breaks his spine.
Once more Ole shakes his head....

"First der was Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knute parrotshooting,
and now Lars hengliding."

pinklaralover
09-10-06, 19:00
lol :vlol:
i didnt get them at first i know get them...

jarhead
09-10-06, 19:02
LMAO


rather cruel but so funny, reminded me of the cockatoo joke

xXanisa*raiderXx
10-10-06, 02:04
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:
LOL
That is so funny N stupid! :D

But WHY, WHY the birdies?:(

Autolycus
10-10-06, 07:34
:vlol: LMAO,funny :D