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xMiSsCrOfTx
26-10-06, 19:50
Got this in an email... Thought they were kinda funny. :D


Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries aregetting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

da tomb raider!
26-10-06, 19:52
LOL! :D
Why do people send out e-mails like this to others?!

CuteKittenlol
26-10-06, 19:52
hehe :D

jamieoliver22
26-10-06, 19:53
:jmp: Hehe..

I've heard some of these before.. Never get old :D

Lew
26-10-06, 19:53
Very True thanks :tmb:

jarhead
26-10-06, 19:53
:vlol: LMFAO :vlol:

Love the mattress one

Melonie Tomb Raider
26-10-06, 19:57
ROFL!!! :vlol:

I lold on some of those, that is awesome, thanks for posting. :jmp:

Anubis_AF
26-10-06, 19:59
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

You got me there :D

amlai
26-10-06, 20:09
You got me there :D


hahaha, got me too :D

tombraider123
26-10-06, 20:20
The Vaccum cleaner one is sooo true!

Jacob x5
26-10-06, 20:44
They're all very true. :D

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

I know the answer to this. :D

Legends
26-10-06, 20:51
:vlol:

Lenochka
26-10-06, 20:55
:D Those are really Everyday things too! hehe :D

Rivendell
26-10-06, 20:58
Got this in an email... Thought they were kinda funny. :D



Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?




So true! :D

Kamrusepas
26-10-06, 20:58
:vlol: :tmb:

just croft
26-10-06, 21:17
Altough its funny and true (some) the person who wrote it, wrote just to write instead of to make sense to everyone... wanna bet?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries aregetting weak?Cuz it might not be the batteries but the laser (its weak or there's something in the way.

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
cuz they can faint and not reach their target.

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
never heard that we are always that we descend.

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
not true I can do it, I just don't have anyway to show it here or belive me I would.

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Cuz people are sorry (most of times) and being nice!

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?
again the question is wrong, you only knock something else if there's something to knock.

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
cuz in the winter its too cold and in the summer is overheated.

so.. yes they are funny but it seems like who wrote this should have only wrote the others and start inventing.

frostfur452
26-10-06, 22:22
haha those are great!

LadyLaraC
26-10-06, 22:25
Lol, those are great, most of them are very true :p

xMiSsCrOfTx
26-10-06, 22:28
Altough its funny and true (some) the person who wrote it, wrote just to write instead of to make sense to everyone... wanna bet?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries aregetting weak?Cuz it might not be the batteries but the laser (its weak or there's something in the way.

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
cuz they can faint and not reach their target.

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
never heard that we are always that we descend.

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
not true I can do it, I just don't have anyway to show it here or belive me I would.

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Cuz people are sorry (most of times) and being nice!

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?
again the question is wrong, you only knock something else if there's something to knock.

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
cuz in the winter its too cold and in the summer is overheated.

so.. yes they are funny but it seems like who wrote this should have only wrote the others and start inventing.

Wow.. Someone needs to get out more.. Just kidding! :D

Jacob x5
26-10-06, 22:40
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

They fly over the top, get frizzled by the light, and the bodies collect in the light guard thingy. :p

Angel666
26-10-06, 23:05
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

Guilty as charged. :D

ror
26-10-06, 23:09
Wow.. Someone needs to get out more.. Just kidding! :D

lmao :D

Apofiss
26-10-06, 23:35
lol those are good ones :D

Ikas90
27-10-06, 03:53
Hehehe... funny :vlol:

I like the apes evolution one, well I guess some apes just haven't evolved yet, or yet, we could be going backwards.

Angelx14
27-10-06, 06:29
Haha..:D

Autolycus
27-10-06, 08:02
:vlol: All so true :D

jackali
27-10-06, 08:08
Too True! :vlol: :vlol:

Ada the Mental
27-10-06, 13:09
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries aregetting weak?
The same thing as clicking on your mouse a billion times even when you know it won't make the page load any faster.Or slamming the screen when it's the computer's problem.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
I ALWAYS check if the paint is wet,I just have too...:rolleyes:
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?
I want blue and green bubles!
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Hope's always the lat one to die..
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?

I do that on purpose!:mis: