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jamieoliver22
27-10-06, 22:28
Hey,

My mate has send me a link to probably one of the funniet sites ever. It is a spoof site of wikipedia full of toilet humor. I love it! :D

Go here: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Search for what ever you want, and no doubt you will be in tears of laughter.. My favourite one: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Windows :jmp:

Enjoy, and please post your discoveries :D

Jamie.

Kamrusepas
27-10-06, 22:29
I discovered it ages ago, but it rocks :tmb:

Thorir
27-10-06, 22:33
I discovered it ages ago, but it rocks :tmb:

Ditto. :D

Jacob x5
27-10-06, 22:36
This is amazing. It's got a load of crap about everything. Who took the time to write all this? :p

I love this (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Half_life_2) article about Half Life 2. :D :D :D

raiderfun
27-10-06, 22:36
lol ! thanks ! :D

Pipolinne
27-10-06, 22:42
I couldn't resist: i looked for Harry Potter :vlol:!

I'm pleased to know Oscar Wilde aprecciated him :vlol:!

"This spell was developed by The Witch Queen of the Moon, known more commonly as Sailor Moon, in an attempt to rid the world of the invading Negaverse led by Queen Beryl and her clan of Transexual Pirates. "http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy024.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Punaxe
27-10-06, 22:43
And of course: Lara Croft (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lara_Croft)

tampi
27-10-06, 22:44
The new reference for future generations...

Neteru
27-10-06, 22:55
And of course: Lara Croft (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lara_Croft)
So bloody funny! Have you noted the two links for:

'Using only her pistols' and

'some gay french guy'?

:vlol:

jamieoliver22
27-10-06, 22:57
“She is the reason why 3½ inch floppies were made”

~ Bill Gates (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates) on Lara Croft

:D Don't you just love to be able to add stuff to wiki's? :D:D:D

Lavinder
27-10-06, 23:00
Bookmarked: I'm sure this will send me in fits of giggles when i'm bored :D

Anubis_AF
27-10-06, 23:06
Cleopatra :D
The growing popularity of Christianity (in 400BC, might I add) led to snakes being literally demonised. Cleopatra's Snake found itself on a downward spiral resulting in subsisting on a diet of mice and finally, in a fit of depression, the snake hanged itself with its own tail.Anyways, on with the story. She died. The End.

jamieoliver22
27-10-06, 23:08
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Ie7beta3.png
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Internet_Explorer

:D:D:D

jarhead
27-10-06, 23:09
Proving himself to be semi-competent at several activities like adult diaper wearing, he also qualified for a spot on the Men's Couchjumping Team to represent America in the 2004 Olympic Games (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Olympic_Games), but unfortunately had to decline due to an ongoing anal injury originally brought about by a misleading link (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAAAAAAA%21). However, he remains a keen exponent of this ancient sport and has exhibited his cushiony prowess whilst hopping around the Global Publicity Circuit. On April 18, 2006 (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/2006) Cruise (who is not gay) and his husband Starr Jones (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Starr_Jones) gave birth to their first daughter, Suri (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Suri) (full name Suri-Ously Farked-up Lafayette Ronald McDonald Old Mother ****er Hubbard Mapother Cruisin' Fora Bruisin).



LMFAO

Thanks for the link Jamie

Anubis_AF
27-10-06, 23:24
OMG! This is hilarious! :vlol:
Charmed:

Pippi Longstocking Her powers include the ability to keep a straight face and complaining incessantly in a shrill whiny voice until the villains commit suicide

Lara Croft!
27-10-06, 23:25
Great site thanks for sharing!!!I'm now looking up all kinds of words!!!:D

Lavinder
27-10-06, 23:29
One of the chief criticisms is, ironically, that the novel also takes forever to get to the point. Literally. Like, not only is it a boring story about a couple homo midgets who commit petty larceny and have to enlist a bum (who later reveals himself to be, in fact, on welfare (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Welfare)) to help them destroy some piece of jewelry (possibly an earring), but there are, like, a billion interruptions. Like they'll be in the middle of some potentially interesting battle and one of the characters will spontaneously recite a hymn in some language other than English (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/English), and this hymn (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hymn) will go on for 136+ pages. None of it will make any sense at all. Also, some have objected to the complete lack of villain (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/George_Bush) and no one can figure out how many books there are supposed to be in the series. Historians have suggested that the number is probably around three or four, although some estimates put the number as high as 17. Much like the extra dimensions of string theory, these extra books are really, really, really small, and cannot be detected by scientific instruments. This has led to the conclusion that these hidden books are where the true plot takes place.

LOL Lord of The Rings..

Neteru
27-10-06, 23:30
Whilst many of these are hilarious, it's becoming clear that much of the language content is not appropriate for this forum. So, not wanting to spoil the fun, I would just say please consider carefully before linking to any specific articles. ;)

xMiSsCrOfTx
27-10-06, 23:33
Lmao this is so funny :vlol:

Lavinder
27-10-06, 23:34
Whilst many of these are hilarious, it's becoming clear that much of the language content is not appropriate for this forum. So, not wanting to spoil the fun, I would just say please consider carefully before linking to any specific articles. ;)

Oh dear! Must check for foul language incase :yik:

jarhead
27-10-06, 23:34
Cor Blimey! English done been spoke (http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Spoke&action=edit) ferra long time these parts. Dis 'ere English language (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/English_language), it dates back quite a ways I (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/I) 'xpect. What with all dem litriture and bookins and telematalkins. It's done been laced itsouwf wit' 'istory (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/History), buncha La'in (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Latin) an' Greek (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Greek) words, mostly. And a lotta French (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/French) and Anglo-Saxon (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Saxon) too fa' good mezhur'.
'S tha primary linguality of places like 'ere, and some over dere (http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Dare&action=edit), right where I'm pointin', y'see? Y'see it? Righ' there ... them's langwidge, i'is. All theese symbological lettermajigs all rearrangin', strung up like Chris'mus popcorn, imitatin' phonetics (http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Phonetics&action=edit). 'oles and needles. Spoken by 'umans (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Humans).
'S a Germanic language (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Language)'s what dey say. I dunno 'bout 'em. But, English, righ'ah, 'em is tha righ' direct 'appenin's (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/****). English 'ow we speak it righ'.
Righ' nah. All theese words. Righ' nah. "Pullin' things' outa ya arse an' gettin' markd on how 'ard ya pull"



LMAO,

See Kam, others have typo's :D

Anubis_AF
27-10-06, 23:34
You're right Net. Now that I've read the whole page :eek:
About Jolie:
At the 2006 Grammy awards, she had a catfight in which she *****slapped Jennifer Aniston.

In the women's toilet, after the show, Jennifer walked up to the sexy Queen, saying "You have some nerve, you STOLE Brad from me, how could you?"

"Sorry darling", replied Angelina, "He chose me because I'm younger, bustier, taller, stronger, sexier and better than you in every way.I aint some sympathy seeking pathetic TV actress"

Jennifer then slapped Angelina breaking her hand but not having any appreciable effect on Angelina who then blew on Jennifer knocking her over getting on top of her and slapping her giving her a black eye, shaved off her head, tattooed "chicken" over her butt before texting Vince Vaughn (she told him he sucked in bed) some abuse on Jennifer's mobile, then getting off Jennifer she flushed the mobile down the toilet and went out to her thermodynamic car.

That is why Vince Vaughn also dumped Jennifer Aniston and is now trying to play golf with Brad

she really is not a badass, as portrayed in moveis, but really just a simple girl who likes to eat Ethopian children,boys and girls alike.

Lavinder
27-10-06, 23:50
LMAO,

See Kam, others have typo's :D

It's rather disquieting that I read all of the quote fluently Jarhead..

jarhead
27-10-06, 23:53
It's rather disquieting that I read all of the quote fluently Jarhead..

me too, :pi:


LMAO about Jolie

Legends
27-10-06, 23:55
:vlol:

jarhead
28-10-06, 00:00
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/0/06/2004world1600.jpg

LMFAO :vlol:

the political map of the world

xMiSsCrOfTx
28-10-06, 00:01
About Jolie:

Lmfao :vlol: I looked this up too. :D

StarCroft:AOD
28-10-06, 00:02
Uncyclopedia


Gerard James Butler (born November 13, 1969) is a Scottish actor of Irish extraction.

Born in Glasgow, Scotland to Margaret and Edward Butler, Gerard is the youngest of three children. His mother, a devout Catholic, sent him to a number of Catholic schools during his youth. He spent the first few years of his life in Toronto before returning to Paisley, Scotland after his father left the family. He studied law at Glasgow University, where he served as President of the school's Law Society, and worked as a solicitor after graduation. He spent the majority of his time as a lawyer feeling depressed and drinking. After being fired from his job he began studying acting. He has since sobered up and has not touched a drop of alcohol for over 8 years.

His early film roles included Tomorrow Never Dies (1997), with his first major role being the title character in Dracula 2000 (2000). He next appeared in the miniseries The Jury.

Luckily, he already knew a bit about singing before signing on for the title role in Joel Schumacher's film rendition of Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera. While in school, he sang with a rock band called Speed. But he began taking formal singing lessons before he was even cast as the Phantom, training for hours a day from January of 2003 to June of 2004.

While filming the movie Mrs. Brown in Scotland with Dame Judi Dench and Billy Connolly, he was enjoying a picnic with his mother near the River Tay when they heard the shouts of a young boy who had been swimming with a friend who was in trouble. Butler jumped into the river and consequently saved the young boy from drowning. He received a "Certificate of Bravery" from the Royal Humane Society. He felt he only did what anyone in the situation would have done.

He prefers to be called "Gerry" rather than "Gerard," primarily because Americans pronounce "Gerard" incorrectly. (GER-ard is right; Ger-ARD is not.) Gerry's base is in London, although he recently purchased a loft apartment in New York City.

Among Butler's film credits are Mrs. Brown, The Cherry Orchard, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, Timeline, Reign of Fire, and The Phantom of the Opera, in which he sings the title role. Upcoming roles include Dear Frankie, The Game of Their Lives, Beowulf & Grendel, and Burns. He also did some short films like Please! and Jewel of the Sahara. In August 2005 it was announced that Butler had signed on to star in "300," an adaptation of the Frank Miller graphic novel based on the heroism of 300 elite Spartan warriors at the ancient battle of Thermopylae in Greece.

:D


Oh I would call him like that whenever he wants... :cln:

Legends
28-10-06, 00:28
Lmfao :vlol: I looked this up too. :D

Me too!! And I don't like Jolie, so I laugh!

xMiSsCrOfTx
28-10-06, 00:31
Me too!! And I don't like Jolie, so I laugh!

Well, I like her and I still laugh :p

Mytly
28-10-06, 05:46
Today's featured picture on uncyclopedia. Its caption: "Windows XP is renowned for its stability and reliability." :D

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/4/45/Errors.png/800px-Errors.png

Lone Raider
28-10-06, 08:53
The Angelina Jolie Page is the best :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Angelina_Jolie

Thanks for posting, jamieoliver, you've just made my day :D :D

Legends
28-10-06, 09:04
Try this Lara Croft (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lara_Croft)

(...Lara's great success went sharply downward with the release of the two Tomb Raider movies, poor Lara was put to shame. Angelina Jolie, with her fish lips of doom, made Lara seem stupid; and, gasp, one dimensional. Jolie used two tons of foam padding and could not compete with Lara's natural curves.) :vlol:

StarCroft:AOD
28-10-06, 12:48
This site is fantastic, thanks for posting.

Shark_Blade
28-10-06, 16:56
Lmao

xMiSsCrOfTx
28-10-06, 17:34
The Angelina Jolie Page is the best :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

If you thought that one was good, check out Tom Cruise's page :vlol:

Rivendell
28-10-06, 17:40
The Lord of the Rings is also a title of Sauron. He is also called "Lord of the Dance".

:vlol:

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/f5/I_want_scientology_finished.png/463px-I_want_scientology_finished.png

Reggie
28-10-06, 17:47
I'll admit, I was momentarily fooled that Wikipedia had changed its name to Uncyclopedia :p there's some funny stuff there!

scion05
28-10-06, 17:48
:(


http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Madonna





:D

Rivendell
28-10-06, 17:50
She has always been there, even before she took human form! Her work has been recorded in the ages when she first started looking like she does today. Destroying the lives of young teenage Girls and even older women with her pathetic Music.

:yik: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

StarCroft:AOD
28-10-06, 17:52
Today's featured picture on uncyclopedia. Its caption: "Windows XP is renowned for its stability and reliability." :D

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/4/45/Errors.png/800px-Errors.png

Fantastic!. :D

Grenade
28-10-06, 18:02
This is hilarious! :D :vlol: I love it. :p

Rickéh
28-10-06, 18:04
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Christina_Aguilera :o

in these arms
28-10-06, 19:33
I couldn't resist: i looked for Harry Potter :vlol:!

I'm pleased to know Oscar Wilde aprecciated him :vlol:!

"This spell was developed by The Witch Queen of the Moon, known more commonly as Sailor Moon, in an attempt to rid the world of the invading Negaverse led by Queen Beryl and her clan of Transexual Pirates. "http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy024.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)


Overall you saw this (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter)?