View Full Version : Big Truths!

01-11-06, 09:28
Experience is a comb you get to possess when you have already turned bald

Democracy is 4 wolves and a sheep that vote for dinner

Those who act like they know everything annoy us who actually know everything

The best cure for the cough is bean soup, after that you're afraid to cough

A.I. can't beat natural stupidity

Life is divided in 3 parts: revolution, contemplation and TV. You begin your life wanting to change the world and you end up changing the channels in your TV.

Genius is someone who can remember faces in a nudists' beach

Even a society of stupid's can have castes: a rich idiot is just rich but a poor idiot is just idiot.

Good luck knocks on your door once. Bad luck is more persistent.

I've read so much about smoking and drinking that I decided to stop reading

Save on water, have a shower with a friend.

01-11-06, 09:37
Hehehe... :vlol: Very good. I like the last one.

only Croft
01-11-06, 10:52
XDDDXDDDXDDD looool this is too much :vlol:

01-11-06, 11:49
Some are actually true :D!

And good advises,in the end :mis:!

01-11-06, 12:07
:vlol: LMAO, Funny.

01-11-06, 12:24
Save on water, have a shower with a friend.

I might just take your advice! :D

Lara Croft!
01-11-06, 21:45
LOL!!!!These are good!!!!!:D :D :D :D