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danitiwa
05-11-06, 18:45
I approach Croft Manor with a bouquet in my hands. I knock and winston opens. Lara Is sitting in the sofa dressed in her legend uniform. Shaking I give her the flowers. :jmp:

me:(with my stupid american accent) thank you so much for taking the time for this interview.

Lara: (with her beautifull English accent) Oh no problem, I hate having free time. she smiles.
Me:so... I say while opening my notepad.

Me: I must say I am a big fan.

Lara: Many are.

Me: So Lara you have survived a gillion falls and deaths and yet you are still alive thanks to saves. How does that feel?

Lara: Well, It is great being imortal. However it isn't all fun and games. Like people will leave me swimming in toxxic waste or being attacked by a beast just to go have dinner or get a drink! Its mad, I can't stand the escape button. I mean while you have a break, I'm supposed to stay there and wait for who knows how long? Although, I guess it is worth it to have so many fans! Plus I love exploring and I would never give up that.

Zip walks in.

Zip: Oh cool an interview? Could you get me in there too?

Me: I just did.

Zip laughs

Zip: carry on.

Me: I know I would hate being left alone like that while people go enjoy themselves. In the future Im going to try hard not to leave you alone like that. Whenever I go somewhere I'll just press exit so you can rest got it?

Lara: I'd appreciate that.

Me: So Lara what do you think about your new look? I personaly like your AOD look more.

Lara: Oh I love it, Its just that my breasts keep getting heavier each game. I know the boys who play the game like that but its really a burden. I like the face its very realistic though. The ponytail isn't bad, its new and I like it. However I can't say I didn't adore the braid though. Its very classic. The outfit is brilliant, and my beg is lighter. In the old games I had to carry all those artifacts, guns and medpacks. Now they've reduced the guns down to 2 pairs, and medpacks to 3.

Me: What do you think about the grapple lara?

Lara:I think its brilliant. It does save me a lot from traps and things like that. However I don't think the RAD mode of the binoculars is a bit too usefull. Makes the game too easy. I like my mission hard and brainburning.

Me: So, Croft manor. Its changed a lot since the 3rd game.

Lara: Oh yes I had it remade a bit, the place was falling apart.

Me: We arent let into many parts of it though. A lot of people are disappointed at that.

Lara: Oh yes well in the next game I would like Eidos to open the Mansion a bit more. So you can go outside maybe, but I don't think its a good idea to open up the kitchen again, winston has been complaining to me about people shutting him in the freezer.

I giggle

Me: Now Lara, what do you think about your enimies. The Human ones aren't as ugly as in the past games. They're all hot and sexy like you.

Lara: Yes, I think that as well was done by Eidos to attract more players you know.Me: and the mythical enimies? Like the seamonster and Amanda's pet?

Lara: They're absolouteley HIDEOUS, but I sort of like it that way. It gets the players all shaky, and also makes the game more challenging.

Me: So what about our hero kurtis from AOD? Can you tell us what happened to him?

Lara: Well, that will be revealed in TR: Reborn, you fans will have to be more patient.

Me: There were sparks between you right?

Lara: Oh defenateley, I still dream about that frisk. ;) Even though it was kind of rude just to come up from behind like that.

Me: Ok, enough about Kurtis. In future games, (the ones after Anniversary) do you think you will find your mother?

Lara: I think that would be a rather interesting topic. I really want to, I miss her so much!
Me: I would too I would hate to loose my mother.

Alister comes down the stairs

Alister: Oh an interview! Can I say something!?

Me: You just did.

Alister pushes Lara to the side and starts blurting out his entire biography. This was where I had to leave, even though alister ran after my car a few kilometers.
:vlol:
All lara gave me was this:
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/7686/laraclimbkz5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Dingaling
05-11-06, 18:52
Very cool :). Should have asked her about her biography change tho', that'd be interesting! :D.

Btw, loved the part with Lara being left alone for "who knows how long" while we get a drink. :p.

viper456
05-11-06, 18:59
you have posted this 3 times..

danitiwa
05-11-06, 19:09
No 2, actually cause this was the wrong place. It was supposed to go in legend. Thx for the comments guys.:jmp:

viper456
05-11-06, 19:10
No 2, actually cause this was the wrong place. It was supposed to go in legend. Thx for the comments guys.:jmp:

theres 2 in general chat and 1 in TR legend

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?t=77883

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?t=77884

and

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?t=77886

you also bumped the last one

danitiwa
05-11-06, 19:16
theres 2 in general chat and 1 in TR legend

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?t=77883

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?t=77884

and

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?t=77886

you also bumped the last one

Ok, thx for letting me no.

Angelx14
05-11-06, 19:19
I see this at first time and I think it was very interesting. You gave some new information which I even didn't know. (about Legend):D

Apofiss
05-11-06, 20:07
Closing this one.