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Lara's Boy
11-12-06, 12:40
This is a slightly long one, but it made me laugh this morning :D

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just
need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know,

take it out on someone you don't know.


>>>>> > > Revenge Is Sweet<<<<<<<<<<

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone


call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man
answered, saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Joanne. Could I please speak with
Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear, "Get the right
****ing number!"..... and the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down
Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally
transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're

an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole'
next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd
call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"

It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "asshole calling"
would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is Jane
Smith from Bell Canada.

I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"
He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

__________________________________________________ ________________________________

Then, one day I had Kasper at the doggie park, getting ready to pull into
a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled in the
spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been
waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.


I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window which included his phone
number, so I wrote down the number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole


(I had his number on speed dial already!) I thought that I'd better call
the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

"Yes, it is", he said.

"Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked.

"Yes, I live at 3804 Kingsway, in Burnaby. It's a yellow house, and the
car's parked right out in front." "What's your name, sir?" I asked
politely.
"My name is Don Hansen," he said.


"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home every evening after five."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Yes?"

"Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed
dial too. (he he)

Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________________________________________ _________________________


Then I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.

"Hello."
"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Don Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"Asshole, I live at 3804 Kingsway, in Burnaby, a yellow house, with my
black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2.

"Hello?" he said.
"Hello, asshole," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over
right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I
lived at 3804 Kingsway Burnaby and that I was on my way over there to kill
my gay lover.
Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down on
Kingsway.
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Kingsway. I got there
just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in
front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter AND the Chopper 9 TV
news crew!!!

NOW I feel much better.



>>>>>>>>>>>
Anger management really works.

rika2
11-12-06, 13:49
:vlol: :vlol:
awesome

daventry
11-12-06, 14:00
Seen it, it was Posted here before.

Lara's Boy
11-12-06, 14:06
Seen it, it was Posted here before.


How long ago? I hadn't seen it, and apologize for posting it again.

Geck-o-Lizard
11-12-06, 14:22
Hahahaha! That was brilliant. I LOL'd. :vlol: :vlol:

daventry
11-12-06, 15:36
How long ago? I hadn't seen it, and apologize for posting it again.It was a very long time ago, but its still funny :vlol:

Terminatorvs
11-12-06, 18:29
That was hilarious!!!! :vlol: Really, really funny!!!! :tmb:

Cord_Croft
11-12-06, 18:32
Love it!

Catlantean
11-12-06, 19:02
:vlol:

Kamrusepas
11-12-06, 19:06
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

I love the random "You're an asshole!"-calls. Gotta remember that when I have a bad day :D

frostfur452
11-12-06, 21:28
:vlol: :vlol: that was awesome!!! Really lifted my mood for the start of the day... cheers!!

Ada the Mental
11-12-06, 22:33
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: I want to laugh really hard now but I can't because everyone's sleeping!What a great idea!:mis: :vlol:

DREWY
12-12-06, 03:18
:vlol:

Ikas90
12-12-06, 04:09
Heh :vlol: He he he :vlol:

Mr.Burns
12-12-06, 10:04
:vlol: What is more amusing to me is that I can see one of my coworkers doing that for the same reasons.