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angelika
13-12-06, 10:08
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day ....




My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire ....
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!



Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me.



Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?



I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ...
I've changed my mind.



I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.



As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am ...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.



Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go ...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.



Happy birthday!
You look great for your age.
Almost lifelike!



When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.



We have been friends for a very long time ...
let's say we stop?



I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.




Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?




Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.

ace_85
13-12-06, 10:23
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go ...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?

These two are classic :vlol: :vlol:

Ikas90
13-12-06, 10:49
LOL, nice, Angeliki :tmb: :vlol: :vlol:

jarhead
13-12-06, 10:58
:vlol:

oh there brilliant

BlackGrey
13-12-06, 11:42
:vlol: Thank you so much!

JANKERSON
13-12-06, 11:49
ROFL :vlol:

Bullethail
13-12-06, 12:02
I'd hate to get one of those! :vlol:

Autolycus
13-12-06, 12:13
:vlol: Lol,funny.

Ampersand
13-12-06, 12:23
LOL! I love them all! :vlol: :vlol:

angelika
13-12-06, 13:10
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go ...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.


that is my fav :p

AnthonyShock1515
13-12-06, 13:58
I might send one of these to my aunt:ton:

Lara's Boy
13-12-06, 14:28
:vlol: these are great, but the one that made me really smile was this one:

Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.



:D

Legends
13-12-06, 14:30
:vlol:

Jacob x5
13-12-06, 16:38
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire ....
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!



Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me.

:D

Greenkey2
13-12-06, 17:01
Oh dear...:vlol:

only Croft
13-12-06, 23:44
My god looooool :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

kunoichi
14-12-06, 00:37
simply brilliant!

2kool4u
14-12-06, 01:22
lmao greatest thing ever!!

Angelx14
15-12-06, 19:03
Rotfl!:vlol: Those are great!