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Tomb-Raider
10-04-07, 14:44
I fell off a balcony and landed on him. But he was killed in the incident. Lol. True story. I could have gotten killed.

thompa89
10-04-07, 14:46
PIG-KILLER!!!!!

:p

Angelx14
10-04-07, 14:48
Lol! :vlol: Sorry, that just made me laugh.
Poor piggy.. One life saved another not. That kind of things happens.. Oh well. Rest in peace, piggy.
How could you fell of the balcony anyway? Didn't you know it's dangerous to play on balcony? And why there was a pig? :S

AnthonyShock1515
10-04-07, 14:49
lol Your lucky, very lucky:D
Well at least the pig has done something useful rather than spending it's entire life rolling around in ****.:o

r.i.p

Tomb-Raider
10-04-07, 14:59
Well it was going to be served roasted anyway but oh well. Lol.

laralauraxxx
10-04-07, 15:00
Rofl!!! how did you fall off a balcony you silly person ?!

Tomb-Raider
10-04-07, 15:03
Well I was playing on the rails. :o

kewlkyle64
10-04-07, 15:09
Well it's not so bad. We can make bacon out of the pig. Just one less step in the art of making pork. :p

laralauraxxx
10-04-07, 15:10
Well I was playing on the rails. :o

tut tut now that's why your mother tells you to never play on the rails coz you might fall off and hurt a poor piggy

frostfur452
10-04-07, 15:11
Wow, that would have been a strange sight. Poor Pig. Glad you're Okay though. =]

kewlkyle64
10-04-07, 15:14
tut tut now that's why your mother tells you to never play on the rails coz you might fall off and hurt a poor piggy

My mom tells me not to play on the rails or else I might fall and land on the rose bushes... Sounds like it would hurt. :rolleyes:

Hmm, what do you know? 3000th post. :p

frostfur452
10-04-07, 15:17
My mom tells me not to play on the rails or else I might fall and land on the rose bushes... Sounds like it would hurt. :rolleyes:

Hmm, what do you know? 3000th post. :p



Congrats on 3000 posts =]

Sedge
10-04-07, 15:47
Now you have lots of these "meetings" with animals.. Doggies and piggies. You must love animals, right? :D
Though that was.. a bit.. shocking. Landing on a pig? Now.. how did it die? Did it squeeze a lot? Bones crushed? How big of a pig was it? Piglet or a swine? Err.. Was there any blood after this "event"?

Lara Croft!
10-04-07, 15:49
Hehehe....Funny story!!!:D :D Lucky you-Poor pig!:D It's a moment we all wish you had it recorded on video!

tampi
10-04-07, 16:04
LOOOL the Tomb-Raider house

http://i12.************/2li8xi1.jpg


Always surprising!

ace_85
10-04-07, 16:06
I guess you could say that he saved your bacon then! :D

*taxi for me, please*

Shark_Blade
10-04-07, 16:17
lol glad you're okay. A bit sorry for the pig but it saved your life, so remember your pig hero in the future.:tmb:

Tomb-Raider
10-04-07, 16:43
Now you have lots of these "meetings" with animals.. Doggies and piggies. You must love animals, right? :D
Though that was.. a bit.. shocking. Landing on a pig? Now.. how did it die? Did it squeeze a lot? Bones crushed? How big of a pig was it? Piglet or a swine? Err.. Was there any blood after this "event"?

Not exactly sure how it was killed. No blood. Medium small size. Just A hell of a loud squeal. Air France probably got a turbulenve from it. :O . And yes, I love animals.

Angelus
10-04-07, 16:44
Lol! :vlol:

I'm glad you're okay, though. Sorry about the pig.

Greenkey2
10-04-07, 16:47
I fell off a balcony and landed on him. But he was killed in the incident. Lol. True story. I could have gotten killed.

For someone who claims to love animals, putting "lol" after saying "but he was killed" seems to miss the point.

Tomb-Raider
10-04-07, 16:48
Well the pig tried to kill me before. :p (A whole different story)

Greenkey2
10-04-07, 16:50
Riiiight :pi:

Tomb-Raider
10-04-07, 16:51
:D *Takes your hat of to discover bacon*

Tsk tsk Greenkey.

Treasures
10-04-07, 16:53
Wow, that would have been a strange sight. Poor Pig. Glad you're Okay though. =]

Would it ever have been! :p I'm glad you got through that expirience safetly. I had a crazy expirience of my own. I was on the ice with one of my friends and she fell through so I went to go help her and I fell through too. (Please don't ask why were on there.) My friend was light enough to climb onto a stable piece of ice and go get help. She got my mom and my mom called the ambulance. I had hypothermia, and my friend was okay. But it was cool to ride on a stretcher! :p ( I remember it was on March 15th. My mom called the ambulance at 6:22, the report said! :D) Glad you pulled through like I did.

Sedge
10-04-07, 17:14
Well the pig tried to kill me before. :p (A whole different story)
Oh my.. tell us!

Riiiight :pi:
:vlol:

Taylour
10-04-07, 17:16
I'm sorry, this is hilarious.

"Wilber, where is Wilber?" :vlol:

LaraCablara
10-04-07, 17:30
:vlol: Im glad your okay though! Poor pig :(


Would it ever have been! :p I'm glad you got through that expirience safetly. I had a crazy expirience of my own. I was on the ice with one of my friends and she fell through so I went to go help her and I fell through too. (Please don't ask why were on there.) My friend was light enough to climb onto a stable piece of ice and go get help. She got my mom and my mom called the ambulance. I had hypothermia, and my friend was okay. But it was cool to ride on a stretcher! :p ( I remember it was on March 15th. My mom called the ambulance at 6:22, the report said! :D) Glad you pulled through like I did.

:eek: Wow what a story!

Last summer me and my friend went to ride on the Cyclone in Brooklyn, and somewhere along the ride he fractured his back (badly) and I had to call his parents and then they called the ambulence, and then a crowd formed around while he was in the stretcher, it was kinda cool (well, not for him, but he's okay now)

xcrushterx
10-04-07, 17:32
Why do i feel more sorry for the poor piggy than you :confused:

Treasures
10-04-07, 17:35
LOL LaraCablara! Hehe... :p

:vlol: xcrushterx. Geez, you're heartless! :p

Trigger_happy
10-04-07, 17:40
Oh god, well, at least you will have a story to tell your children when you get older. :D

Betal
10-04-07, 18:43
And why do I not belive in this?

Aurimas
10-04-07, 18:46
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Legend of Lara
10-04-07, 18:51
GASP SHOCK AWE!!! How could you murder an innocent pig in cold blood like that??? :eek: :p

Eh... there's a positive side. If a pig dies, bacon is born! :D

SpongeBob Lover
10-04-07, 19:51
poor pig

8accent8
10-04-07, 21:23
playin on teh rails? nothin a bit more meaningful or heroic? well at least ur honest. ill give u a thumbs up for that :tmb:

and... lol thats so cool! maybe a proper burial for teh pig? or a good dinner of him, hes very useful.

ah, it makes sense now, why animals are on earth. wat do insects do? :rolleyes:

Atlantean-Squid
10-04-07, 21:28
This is the single most ridiculous thread I think I've ever seen in any forum, ever.

george_croft
10-04-07, 21:35
Okay, lol...umm...im glad your ok O_o

Ampersand
10-04-07, 21:51
Um...if this is true, my heart goes out to the pig.

the hooliganz
10-04-07, 22:15
:vlol:

lucky you, are you that heavy that the pig died??

CAISACO
10-04-07, 22:45
LMAO!!! :vlol: :vlol:

POOR PIGGY!

I hate eating pigs, and hate them, but no reason for it to die!

I could just picture you falling on one and hearing it let out a "RHEEEEEEEEE!!!"

:vlol::vlol:

Assassino
10-04-07, 22:46
Awww no:(
Glad you're alright though:)

Ada the Mental
10-04-07, 23:41
I find it kinda hard to believe...:p
But if it's true well it's sad and funny at the same time!

Ikas90
11-04-07, 01:39
How high up were you?

Glad to hear that you're okay, anyway, but in the future, please try to avoid playing on the rails! :p

Taylour
11-04-07, 02:20
How high up were you?

I think the better question is "How high were you?" Haha, just kidding.

Wow, my 500th post was a mix of falling on a pig and being high :D!

ivannnnn
11-04-07, 07:15
If the pig wasn't in there, maybe you ....... hmm

Thanks goodness though :)

LuigiEspadachin
11-04-07, 09:34
:vlol: Im glad your okay though! Poor pig :(




:eek: Wow what a story!

Last summer me and my friend went to ride on the Cyclone in Brooklyn, and somewhere along the ride he fractured his back (badly) and I had to call his parents and then they called the ambulence, and then a crowd formed around while he was in the stretcher, it was kinda cool (well, not for him, but he's okay now)

Similar story when I went on a Space Shot in Southport. Just as the ride operator was beginning to operate the controls, we realised the restraints weren't coming down. Lucky someone noticed and got the operator's attention fast.

To Original Poster: Glad you're okay, but I feel sorry for the Pig. o_o Try to avoid playing on the balcony from now on, eh?

[Pig] *sees you coming down* AHHH! THE SKY IS FALLING! *SPLAT* X_X

Sorry, I know I shouldn't joke there.

Tomb-Raider
11-04-07, 12:03
I think the better question is "How high were you?" Haha, just kidding.

Wow, my 500th post was a mix of falling on a pig and being high :D!

second floor

Betal
11-04-07, 14:03
second floor

So a small pig saved you from death from the second floor? Sorry but that's just silly.

Sara Croft
11-04-07, 16:42
Pigs can get pretty big you kow betal ;)

Aurimas
11-04-07, 16:47
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Betal
11-04-07, 17:09
Pigs can get pretty big you kow betal ;)

Yeah I know but it's just silly anyway.