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Melonie Tomb Raider
*Gag* I hope you *Choke* enjoy these *Hack* Lara Croft Photos. *gag again* *cough* If you will excuse me I am feeling rather sick and must throw up. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/redface.gif lol!
http://uglypeople.com/uglywomen/section.images.2003060510/up-women-00277.jpg In the picture (above) Is proof that Lara really dyes her hair. Those red streaks aren't natural ya know. http://uglypeople.com/uglywomen/section.images.2003060510/up-women-00278.jpg Enjoy http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif
Is that first one Pat's mom or dad?
By my better judgment Iíve decided not to comment!
[ 08. June 2003, 10:55: Message edited by: anna3f ]
Anna, I totally agree with you!
Melonie Tomb Raider
lol! Good one Draco!
If you were feeling sick and must throw up, why did you post these?? My God...
The pics are gone - what on earth did I miss here?! :confused:
Nothing worth seeing my friend.
I guessed as much.
So you like a man in long hair and a little dangerious too? ;)
My husband's got long hair and is teaching me kendo (the ancient art of kicking butt with a big Japanese stick)! :eek:
Long locks + dangerous streak = s@xy! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif
[ 08. June 2003, 21:03: Message edited by: Jiao ]
How about chin-length hair? I actually had it shorter a while ago, kind of a pixie shag a la Winnoa Rider. Long hair is sexy but so is short because not everyone can pull it off http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif Kicking butt is always sexy for women. Unfortunatley I don't know any real marshal arts (can't spell) but I can do tae bo on someone as long as I have some music while I'm doing it. That makes it difficult to use in real life situations.
Isabella, lmao! You're just going to have portable music with you at all times :D
Jiao, it's a hard to beat combo, slurp!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif
I'll just have to tell my attacker to please wait a second while I grab my stereo and find my pre-recorded tae-bo tape music...Then get ready for some real hurting, yeah that's right, run.
I can just see it now! tee hehehe
presonally, I prefer my boot dagger but go with what works for you Isabella :D
[ 08. June 2003, 21:32: Message edited by: Annacia ]
A boot dagger, that's so James Bond. Can you whip it out and strike your target in a split second? I have a swiss army knife but it takes me 5 minutes to find the stupid knife. I'm deadly with the tweezers though.
Cutlass at the hip, Sig SG2340 in a holster and ammo to spare...and a guy with nuclear missile launch codes follows me around...
I'm deadly with the tweezers though. LMAO!!! Amen to that!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif
Does Kung Fu count as dangerous too??? :rolleyes:
between your cutlass and sig, and my dagger and swords I think we'll have each others back pretty well covered ;) . Hehe, it'll be just like Highlander (sweeeeeeeeeeeet)
( I think the guy with the launch codes just might be a tiny bit over the top dear)
Well, you can't be too careful... ;)
We're a hardy lot here though! My hubby's a knifethrower too, Annacia - although I'm more of a pepper-spray-your-ass-then-run-like-hell kind of girl (unless REALLY provoked...)! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif
Nat and Isabella - a kung-fu tweezers combo would probably be lethal (maybe we could develop a whole new Tomb Raider martial code)! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/pillow.gif
Tweezers can be deadly in the right hands. Ladies, I'm sure you all know the pain they can inflict http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif
Great idea Jiao http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/pillow.gif
Tomb Ninjas rule! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/pillow.gif
(Isabella - I feel your pain, fellow victim of the tweeze). :eek:
Tomb Ninjas, lmao! too cool. I want in guys. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/pillow.gif with a vengence.
We can slip through the night with deadly tweezers, James Bond bootdaggers, tae-bo cassettes and the odd flare in our sneaky Ninja backpacks! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/privateeye.gif
Don't forget my swords, I have two.
Lets take silk nighties too!. If we get busted, we can tell the guards we're on our way to a pajama party! :D (they'd really want to believe us. hehehe
LOL! Good plan!
I used to have a sword (until two weeks ago, when I eBayed it - it was too heavy for my little spaghetti arms). Now I've just got my trusty kendo practice thwacky-stick... but I could pass that off as a pole-vaulting prop (hey! Who knows what we girls get up to at pajama parties, right?)! ;)
what are all you goin to drive?
(Obviously, sneaky Ninja Harleys with silencer thingies on their exhaust pipes). http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/privateeye.gif
That isnt in the rule book, ninjas have to ride rice burners...so you want a Kawasaki or Yamaha? maybe a Honda? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif
Don't forget the sexy hot little mini Cooper!
Couldn't we do the patriotic thing and ride Dodge Tomahawks? Those are fun AND burn rice aplenty...
I think Bruce Lee would've approved of 'em. ;)
I used to have a Cooper, Isabella! Three in a row (I kept upgrading), but all of them were the old style. They were fun cars!
I'm takeing a white Jag in stealth mode!
You guys should be Draco's Angels... :D
Sweet! am I now offically "Draco's Angel"?
Thanks, Isabella! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/cutie.gif
She's right Jiao, I think so too http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/hug.gif
Looks like the Dragon has himself 3 Angels. One yet to confirm!
gonna send us on missions through the forum???
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