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Melonie Tomb Raider
08-06-03, 09:45
*Gag* I hope you *Choke* enjoy these *Hack* Lara Croft Photos. *gag again* *cough* If you will excuse me I am feeling rather sick and must throw up. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/redface.gif lol!

http://uglypeople.com/uglywomen/section.images.2003060510/up-women-00277.jpg In the picture (above) Is proof that Lara really dyes her hair. Those red streaks aren't natural ya know. http://uglypeople.com/uglywomen/section.images.2003060510/up-women-00278.jpg Enjoy http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

08-06-03, 09:49
Is that first one Pat's mom or dad?

08-06-03, 09:50
By my better judgment Iíve decided not to comment!

[ 08. June 2003, 10:55: Message edited by: anna3f ]

08-06-03, 09:56
Anna, I totally agree with you!

Melonie Tomb Raider
08-06-03, 09:57
lol! Good one Draco!

08-06-03, 14:13
If you were feeling sick and must throw up, why did you post these?? My God...

08-06-03, 14:31

08-06-03, 19:50
The pics are gone - what on earth did I miss here?! :confused:

08-06-03, 19:52
Nothing worth seeing my friend.

08-06-03, 19:57
I guessed as much.

08-06-03, 20:00
So you like a man in long hair and a little dangerious too? ;)

08-06-03, 20:02
Mmm... http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif

My husband's got long hair and is teaching me kendo (the ancient art of kicking butt with a big Japanese stick)! :eek:

Long locks + dangerous streak = s@xy! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif

[ 08. June 2003, 21:03: Message edited by: Jiao ]

08-06-03, 20:11
How about chin-length hair? I actually had it shorter a while ago, kind of a pixie shag a la Winnoa Rider. Long hair is sexy but so is short because not everyone can pull it off http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif Kicking butt is always sexy for women. Unfortunatley I don't know any real marshal arts (can't spell) but I can do tae bo on someone as long as I have some music while I'm doing it. That makes it difficult to use in real life situations.

08-06-03, 20:20
Isabella, lmao! You're just going to have portable music with you at all times :D

Jiao, it's a hard to beat combo, slurp!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif

08-06-03, 20:27
I'll just have to tell my attacker to please wait a second while I grab my stereo and find my pre-recorded tae-bo tape music...Then get ready for some real hurting, yeah that's right, run.

08-06-03, 20:30
I can just see it now! tee hehehe

presonally, I prefer my boot dagger but go with what works for you Isabella :D

[ 08. June 2003, 21:32: Message edited by: Annacia ]

08-06-03, 20:38
A boot dagger, that's so James Bond. Can you whip it out and strike your target in a split second? I have a swiss army knife but it takes me 5 minutes to find the stupid knife. I'm deadly with the tweezers though.

08-06-03, 21:41
Cutlass at the hip, Sig SG2340 in a holster and ammo to spare...and a guy with nuclear missile launch codes follows me around...

08-06-03, 22:26
I'm deadly with the tweezers though. LMAO!!! Amen to that!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

Does Kung Fu count as dangerous too??? :rolleyes:

09-06-03, 01:10
Draco: :eek:

between your cutlass and sig, and my dagger and swords I think we'll have each others back pretty well covered ;) . Hehe, it'll be just like Highlander (sweeeeeeeeeeeet)

( I think the guy with the launch codes just might be a tiny bit over the top dear)

09-06-03, 01:15
Well, you can't be too careful... ;)

We're a hardy lot here though! My hubby's a knifethrower too, Annacia - although I'm more of a pepper-spray-your-ass-then-run-like-hell kind of girl (unless REALLY provoked...)! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif

Nat and Isabella - a kung-fu tweezers combo would probably be lethal (maybe we could develop a whole new Tomb Raider martial code)! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/pillow.gif

09-06-03, 01:20
Tweezers can be deadly in the right hands. Ladies, I'm sure you all know the pain they can inflict http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

09-06-03, 01:30
Great idea Jiao http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/pillow.gif

09-06-03, 01:45
Tomb Ninjas rule! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/pillow.gif

(Isabella - I feel your pain, fellow victim of the tweeze). :eek:

09-06-03, 01:59
Tomb Ninjas, lmao! too cool. I want in guys. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/pillow.gif with a vengence.

09-06-03, 02:03
We can slip through the night with deadly tweezers, James Bond bootdaggers, tae-bo cassettes and the odd flare in our sneaky Ninja backpacks! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/privateeye.gif

09-06-03, 02:07
Don't forget my swords, I have two.

09-06-03, 02:10
Lets take silk nighties too!. If we get busted, we can tell the guards we're on our way to a pajama party! :D (they'd really want to believe us. hehehe

09-06-03, 02:16
LOL! Good plan!

I used to have a sword (until two weeks ago, when I eBayed it - it was too heavy for my little spaghetti arms). Now I've just got my trusty kendo practice thwacky-stick... but I could pass that off as a pole-vaulting prop (hey! Who knows what we girls get up to at pajama parties, right?)! ;)

09-06-03, 02:18
what are all you goin to drive?

09-06-03, 02:28
Harleys!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

09-06-03, 02:29
(Obviously, sneaky Ninja Harleys with silencer thingies on their exhaust pipes). http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/privateeye.gif


09-06-03, 02:32
That isnt in the rule book, ninjas have to ride rice burners...so you want a Kawasaki or Yamaha? maybe a Honda? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

09-06-03, 02:34
Don't forget the sexy hot little mini Cooper!

09-06-03, 02:35
Couldn't we do the patriotic thing and ride Dodge Tomahawks? Those are fun AND burn rice aplenty...

I think Bruce Lee would've approved of 'em. ;)

09-06-03, 02:37
I used to have a Cooper, Isabella! Three in a row (I kept upgrading), but all of them were the old style. They were fun cars!

09-06-03, 02:39
I'm takeing a white Jag in stealth mode!

09-06-03, 02:42
Jiao! You sound so cool!

09-06-03, 02:49
You guys should be Draco's Angels... :D

09-06-03, 02:56
Sweet! am I now offically "Draco's Angel"?

09-06-03, 03:19
Thanks, Isabella! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/cutie.gif

09-06-03, 03:21
She's right Jiao, I think so too http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/hug.gif

09-06-03, 03:28

Go Angels!

09-06-03, 03:41
Looks like the Dragon has himself 3 Angels. One yet to confirm!

gonna send us on missions through the forum???