How to annoy your parents
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50 tips on how to annoy your parents: 1 - Follow them all the time 2 - Say "Muu" when they call you 3 - Pretend you got amnesia 4 - Keep walking backwards 5 - Run all over the house with a bulb in your hand and saying "The Sun! It's dying!" 6 - Run on the walls 7 - Sing out loud while you run all over the house wearing only underwear 8 - Say that wearing clothes is against your religion 9 - Stay in fron of them at four in the morning and with a big smile in the face say "Good morning, sunshine!" 10 - Run in circles 11 - Recite a whole movie. Three times. 12 - Pretend you're fighting yourself. Lose. 13 - Pull somebody's hair and scream "DNA!" 14 - Wear a T-Shirt that reads "I'm Retarded!" 15 - Wear jeans on your heads, a t-shirt on your waist and say it's a new fashion concept 16 - Try to find another way to drink something in a glass 17 - Glue your finger on your nose with Super Glue 18 - Talk to a pen 19 - Have imaginary friends. Talk to them all the time. 20 - Pretend you're a viking 21 - Try to climb on the walls 22 - Scream really loud "WHERE-IS-MY-MOTHER!?" 23 - Put an ice-cream cone on your forehead and say you're a beautiful unicorn 24 - Do what they tell you to 25 - Stay turning the lights on and off and after 5min say "ooh! I get it now..." 26 - Eat non-eatable things. 27 - Sit in front of the fan with your arms wide open and sing "I believe I can fly!!" 28 - Hold their hands and say "I see dead people..." 29 - When taking a shower, scream "I'm drowning!" 30 - Chase an imaginary tail 31 - Demand your own telephone number 32 - Scream "Lie!" for everything they say 33 - Pretend you're 268 years old 34 - Stay upside down in your closet 35 - Pretend you're a telephone 36 - Try to swim on the ground 37 - Knock on their door all the night 38 - Pretend you have multiple personalities 39 - Deny everything they say before they finish saying and say "Why what? Are you trying to find a reason to punish me?". Take a long breath, blink three times and say "Can I help you?" 40 - Ask "What?" for everything they say and pretend youdon't understand 41 - Look at you father for some time and then say "I'M USING NEW SOCKS!" 42 - Always repeat "What would give you that idea?" 43 - When your mother start talking to you, say "Lo siento, No hablo Inglés" 44 - Tell them you have a very imporant secret that you can't tell to anyone, they'll insist on you to tell the secret, then you whisper "I'm Spiderman/Catwoman!" 45 - Stay looking at nowhere for some time and quickly look at your parents with a scared expression and say "Did you feel that?!" 46 - Write "Will you really eat this little bird?"/"Eggs are friends, not food!" on every egg you got in the freezer 47 - When having dinner, stand up and say to one of your siblings: "Due to economic problems, you will be banished from this house." 48 - When visiting your grandparents, start singing "Uuhm, you touch my tchalala!" 49 - Always say "That's so hot" with Paris Hilton acent 50 - Tell them everything you did was just to annoy them :p |
Lmao ive done almost half of that list:p
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Hahahaha what a funny list! :vlol: :vlol: :D
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:vlol: I've done like, almost all of them, LOL!! :p But that was 2 years ago! Good times, good times... :D
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[quote] 22 - Scream really loud "WHERE-IS-MY-MOTHER!?[/quote]
LMAO!! Sounds familiar. :rolleyes: |
^ lol
I noticed that too. |
Lmao!
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Let me add some:
1. Put their cellphones in the bath tub and tell them those are submarines. 2. When being forced to eat vegetables, tell them you're a carnivor by nature. 3. Tie your siblings to a fire hydrant. 4. Climb your neighbors car. 5. Hide under your dad's car. 5. Take 2 garbage can lids and clang them like you're playing in an orchestra. |
1. Wait outside the bathroom door when one of your parents goes for a midnight potty-break. As soon as they open the door, jump and scream "OOGA BOOGA!" then laugh when they clutch at their heart and make a funny face!
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[FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkRed"]ahahaha :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: I loved that :cln:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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