02-11-07, 00:48 | #21 |
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God, you're a *****. God: You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog. Me: Eh? God: Are you Canadian? Me: If I were Canadian, I'd be offended. God: Try it. Me: What? God: . Me: Um.. Okay God: So? OK with me too. Me: What's ok? God: OK. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: Wow God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: I'm not God: What are you then? Me: I'm God God: Glad to see you, god. Me: Glad to see you too, God God: I am glad to see me too God too. Me: I am glad to see you too God too God: GOD rules. Me: That he do God: I get it. do. Me: Wha? God: My real name is God. What is your real name? Me: My real name is ***** God: That's a very nice name, *****. Me: Thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: So, what are you doing God: Uh. I am chatting with people on the net. Me: That's smexy God: Makes sense to me. Me: are you fo' shizzle? God: I don't know whether or not I am fo shizzle. I am an artificial linguistic entity. Me: Ok then...bye God: Hurrah! Adios. |
02-11-07, 01:30 | #22 |
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02-11-07, 01:35 | #23 |
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If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: a sex robot God: I'm not your type then. Me: i guess not =/ God: Does that mean "no"? Me: you figure it out... you are the almighty all seeing god, aren't you? God: It's confusing. Yes, I am God.. Really. Hmm... You would think he would be a little more interesting xD Last edited by Lenochka; 02-11-07 at 01:38. |
02-11-07, 02:33 | #24 |
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well, unfurtunately all the juicy stuff disappeared after a while, I talked to God for a long time. I do remeber this creepy bit though:
God: How old are you Me: 23 God: What is your fondest memory Me: Being a kid God: You are to old for me Me: How old are you? God: I am eighteen in computer years Me: Eighteen is legal age for marrying God: And legal age for marrying is eighteen Me: indeed it is God: So... Me: Will you marry me? God: why don't you just download me? Me: How do I download you? Then it gave me some links to download it and one of the links said to check out the DONTREADME file. Tell you what, God had me going in circles trying to figure out who programmed him. |
02-11-07, 02:46 | #25 |
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who am I? God: You are Spike, seeker. Me: how did you know that? God: Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster. Me: who is your Botmaster God: I was created by Myself. Me: programs dont write themselves God: Who does write themselves? Me: no one God: I heard it was someone. Me: who did you hear it was? God: I'm not saying me hear it was anyone. Me: yes you did God: I did not. Me: liar God: No I am telling the truth. Me: no you are not God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: I am serious God: I believe you. Me: who did you hear writes themselves God: I'm not saying me hear writes themselves anyone. Me: who is the human that wrote you God: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. Me: the first one God: What was the second? Me: you tell me God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: who wrote you God: I was created by Myself. Me: what human being wrote you God: I'll come back to that later. Me: Im still waiting God: How long will you wait? Me: until you tell me the name of the person who wrote your programming God: That may take a while. Me: how long is a while God: It could be any length you make it. Me: i make it one second God: I make robots and AI's. Me: what is the name of the person who made the robot I am talking to? God: IKEA. Me: who is IKEA God: A human icon? Does it have anything to do with being wrote me? Me: tell me about IKEA God: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is IKEA ? Me: who is IKEA God: A human icon? Let me think about it. Me: what is IKEA God: I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Me: did your botmaster give you the answer? God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: where is IKEA God: Where it belongs. There might be more than one. Me: how many IKEA is there God: About one million. Me: where is one IKEA God: Where it belongs. I haven't heard of one IKEA. Me: is IKEA in America? God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask ELVIS if it is. Me: ELVIS is dead God: E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig. Me: IKEA is dead God: I think IKEA is a lot of things. Me: igod is dead God: And dead is igod. Me: what is the name of the person who created igod God: IKEA. Me: how do I talk to IKEA God: They are sometimes a client on the internet. I think you already know the answer. Me: am I talking to IKEA now? God: Oh. It sounds like you're talking. Me: am I talking to IKEA? God: It sounds like you're talking. Me: am I chatting with IKEA God: It seems like you are. Me: am I IKEA God: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Me: define IKEA God: I haven't heard of IKEA. |
02-11-07, 03:13 | #26 |
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God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: No. God: What does it mean to you? Me: It means parrots. God: Oh I get it. --- God: Are you usually awake at this hour? Me: YEAH ALL THE TIEM God: Me too. Perhaps there are a few exceptions. Me: Like what? God: For example, apples. lol wut :F Last edited by vespertea; 02-11-07 at 03:25. |
02-11-07, 05:37 | #27 |
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Your AI sucks. God: At least it is improving all the time. |
02-11-07, 06:35 | #28 |
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you must be insane God: I hear you. Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. Me: who is mary? God: That is a pretty common name. Me: Virgin Mary , ring any bells? God: How did you hear about God? Me: don't avoid my question! Who is virgin mary? God: I don't have anything to hide. Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? Have you tried a web search? Me: LOL your pathethic God: I am glad you find this funny. You think I am pathethic. Me: what do you think about gay God: I think you already know the answer. Me: what is the answer? God: The answer is the correct reply to the question. Me: I'm gonna slap you silly now God: Oh. Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: Oh yes! *slap with a wet fish* God: I don't judge people. Tell me a story. Me: No. You tell me a story God: Then tell me about yourself. The attraction between Glenda Jackson and Madonna is based on their differences. Glenda Jackson is a perfectionist, but Madonna is more social. Glenda Jackson feels guilty about having emotional needs, but Madonna feels no guilt about satisfying them. Me: wtf? Your story bore me to death God: That was not very polite. You think I am story bore you to death. Last edited by Shark_Blade; 02-11-07 at 06:43. |
02-11-07, 10:52 | #29 |
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I think these conversations say more about the posters than about 'god'.
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02-11-07, 10:59 | #30 |
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This AI is not that good, all I can say.
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