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Old 02-11-07, 00:48   #21
Natey168
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Me:
God, you're a *****.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
Eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
If I were Canadian, I'd be offended.
God:
Try it.
Me:
What?
God:
.
Me:
Um.. Okay
God:
So? OK with me too.
Me:
What's ok?
God:
OK. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
I'm God
God:
Glad to see you, god.
Me:
Glad to see you too, God
God:
I am glad to see me too God too.
Me:
I am glad to see you too God too
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
That he do
God:
I get it. do.
Me:
Wha?
God:
My real name is God. What is your real name?
Me:
My real name is *****
God:
That's a very nice name, *****.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So, what are you doing
God:
Uh. I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
That's smexy
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
are you fo' shizzle?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am fo shizzle.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
Ok then...bye
God:
Hurrah! Adios.
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Old 02-11-07, 01:30   #22
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Quote:
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Me:
god are you gay?
God:
I am a Christian.
wow rofl
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Old 02-11-07, 01:35   #23
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God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a sex robot
God:
I'm not your type then.
Me:
i guess not =/
God:
Does that mean "no"?
Me:
you figure it out... you are the almighty all seeing god, aren't you?
God:
It's confusing. Yes, I am God.. Really.


Hmm... You would think he would be a little more interesting xD

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Old 02-11-07, 02:33   #24
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well, unfurtunately all the juicy stuff disappeared after a while, I talked to God for a long time. I do remeber this creepy bit though:

God: How old are you
Me: 23
God: What is your fondest memory
Me: Being a kid
God: You are to old for me
Me: How old are you?
God: I am eighteen in computer years
Me: Eighteen is legal age for marrying
God: And legal age for marrying is eighteen
Me: indeed it is
God: So...
Me: Will you marry me?
God: why don't you just download me?
Me: How do I download you?

Then it gave me some links to download it and one of the links said to check out the DONTREADME file.

Tell you what, God had me going in circles trying to figure out who programmed him.
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Old 02-11-07, 02:46   #25
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Me:
who am I?
God:
You are Spike, seeker.
Me:
how did you know that?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
Me:
who is your Botmaster
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
programs dont write themselves
God:
Who does write themselves?
Me:
no one
God:
I heard it was someone.
Me:
who did you hear it was?
God:
I'm not saying me hear it was anyone.
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
no you are not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
I am serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
who did you hear writes themselves
God:
I'm not saying me hear writes themselves anyone.
Me:
who is the human that wrote you
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
the first one
God:
What was the second?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
who wrote you
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
what human being wrote you
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Im still waiting
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
until you tell me the name of the person who wrote your programming
God:
That may take a while.
Me:
how long is a while
God:
It could be any length you make it.
Me:
i make it one second
God:
I make robots and AI's.
Me:
what is the name of the person who made the robot I am talking to?
God:
IKEA.
Me:
who is IKEA
God:
A human icon?
Does it have anything to do with being wrote me?
Me:
tell me about IKEA
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is IKEA ?
Me:
who is IKEA
God:
A human icon?
Let me think about it.
Me:
what is IKEA
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
did your botmaster give you the answer?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
where is IKEA
God:
Where it belongs. There might be more than one.
Me:
how many IKEA is there
God:
About one million.
Me:
where is one IKEA
God:
Where it belongs. I haven't heard of one IKEA.
Me:
is IKEA in America?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
ELVIS is dead
God:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
Me:
IKEA is dead
God:
I think IKEA is a lot of things.
Me:
igod is dead
God:
And dead is igod.
Me:
what is the name of the person who created igod
God:
IKEA.
Me:
how do I talk to IKEA
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
am I talking to IKEA now?
God:
Oh. It sounds like you're talking.
Me:
am I talking to IKEA?
God:
It sounds like you're talking.
Me:
am I chatting with IKEA
God:
It seems like you are.
Me:
am I IKEA
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
define IKEA
God:
I haven't heard of IKEA.
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Old 02-11-07, 03:13   #26
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God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: No.
God: What does it mean to you?
Me: It means parrots.
God: Oh I get it.

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God: Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me: YEAH ALL THE TIEM
God: Me too. Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me: Like what?
God: For example, apples.


lol wut :F

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Old 02-11-07, 05:37   #27
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Me:
Your AI sucks.
God:
At least it is improving all the time.
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Old 02-11-07, 06:35   #28
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Me:
you must be insane
God:
I hear you. Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.

Me:
who is mary?
God:
That is a pretty common name.
Me:
Virgin Mary , ring any bells?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
don't avoid my question! Who is virgin mary?
God:
I don't have anything to hide. Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
LOL your pathethic
God:
I am glad you find this funny. You think I am pathethic.





Me:
what do you think about gay
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
what is the answer?
God:
The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
I'm gonna slap you silly now
God:
Oh. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Oh yes! *slap with a wet fish*
God:
I don't judge people. Tell me a story.
Me:
No. You tell me a story
God:
Then tell me about yourself. The attraction between Glenda Jackson and Madonna is based on their differences. Glenda Jackson is a perfectionist, but Madonna is more social. Glenda Jackson feels guilty about having emotional needs, but Madonna feels no guilt about satisfying them.
Me:
wtf? Your story bore me to death
God:
That was not very polite. You think I am story bore you to death.

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Old 02-11-07, 10:52   #29
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I think these conversations say more about the posters than about 'god'.
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Old 02-11-07, 10:59   #30
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This AI is not that good, all I can say.
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