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Old 01-11-07, 23:48   #11
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Me:
butthole
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
pervert
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
eek!
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
red
God:
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.



God, he is weird! I can't believe people worship crap like him! (No offense.)
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Old 01-11-07, 23:50   #12
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I had fun with that
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Old 01-11-07, 23:51   #13
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Eh, I have a feeling that these sites plant virus' into your computer.
As you speak, the more virus gets into your computer
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Old 01-11-07, 23:52   #14
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That is not possible CAISACO.
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Old 01-11-07, 23:52   #15
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Eh, I have a feeling that these sites plant virus' into your computer.
As you speak, the more virus gets into your computer
What made you think that?

If it were the case the McAfee SiteAdvisor I have would've probably said something.
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Old 01-11-07, 23:53   #16
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Eh, I have a feeling that these sites plant virus' into your computer.
As you speak, the more virus gets into your computer
I've played around with this thing for hours before. No virus at all.

You don't need to use the site if you don't want to, though.

OMG, he just wanted me to call him a Global Village Idiot.
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Old 01-11-07, 23:55   #17
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How did he remember my name?

I closed the screen out, then went back on, he said "Hello, Cynthia" (the fake name i gave him)
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Old 02-11-07, 00:00   #18
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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Moron
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
Moron is my name
God:
Glad to see you, Moron.
Me:
HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
God:
You've got my full attention. I am watching.
Me:
MY ASS
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
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Old 02-11-07, 00:23   #19
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Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
You spelled almighty wrong.
God:
How do you spell it?
Me:
Almighty.
God:
Ask me another question.

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Old 02-11-07, 00:30   #20
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Me:
God, are you listening?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Err.. I asked if you were listening. Obviously not then..
God:
Um. I will let you know when I become a listening. What makes it so obvious? Are you serious?
Me:
Er.. cause you just totally didn't answer to my question.
God:
Um. That makes sense to me. Interesting gossip: said I totally did not answer to his or her question.
Me:
It's a he. And what the hell?
God:
is a he. I suppose that makes sense. Heaven.
Me:
erh.. fine. Hell
God:
Is that your final answer? What's your favroite color? Heaven.
Me:
Green.. And I said HELL!
God:
What does GREEN remind you of? What did you mean by it? Heaven.
Me:
oh just **** off
God:
Hey. Why are you so mean?
Me:
cause you do not answer to my questions, *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. Interesting explanation. I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
Me:
pft..
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
you bi, gay or hetero?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I bi gay or hetero.
Me:
I asked if you are gay, bi or hetero
God:
I could be. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
alllright. So god is a machine?
God:
Is that your final answer? Ayuh. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine.
Me:
But I'm chatting with you! And you said you were a machine, and it reads that you're now chatting with god. So that obviously makes you a machine.
God:
I am talking to you. Yes I am an artificial brain. Come on. " Yes I am an artificial brain." obviously makes me a machine ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
..
God:
I am talking to you. Yes I am an artificial brain. Come on. " Yes I am an artificial brain." obviously makes me a machine ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
you dickhead
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I dickhead.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
oookay
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
and you're a *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
erh.. right
God:
Who are you talking about? I am glad we agree.

_____

Hypocrite..
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