01-11-07, 23:48 | #11 |
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butthole God: I like the way you talk. Me: pervert God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: eek! God: What color are your eyes? Me: red God: Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: you should God: I'll take that under advisement. God, he is weird! I can't believe people worship crap like him! (No offense.) |
01-11-07, 23:50 | #12 |
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I had fun with that
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01-11-07, 23:51 | #13 |
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Eh, I have a feeling that these sites plant virus' into your computer.
As you speak, the more virus gets into your computer |
01-11-07, 23:52 | #14 |
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That is not possible CAISACO.
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01-11-07, 23:52 | #15 |
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01-11-07, 23:53 | #16 | |
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You don't need to use the site if you don't want to, though. OMG, he just wanted me to call him a Global Village Idiot. |
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01-11-07, 23:55 | #17 |
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How did he remember my name? I closed the screen out, then went back on, he said "Hello, Cynthia" (the fake name i gave him) |
02-11-07, 00:00 | #18 |
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Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Moron God: That is not a very nice thing to say. Me: Moron is my name God: Glad to see you, Moron. Me: HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH God: You've got my full attention. I am watching. Me: MY ASS God: Is that a fact. Me: GOD God: GOD rules. Me: LOL God: I'm glad you find this amusing. |
02-11-07, 00:23 | #19 |
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Who are you? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: You spelled almighty wrong. God: How do you spell it? Me: Almighty. God: Ask me another question. |
02-11-07, 00:30 | #20 |
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God, are you listening? God: I am a Christian. Me: Err.. I asked if you were listening. Obviously not then.. God: Um. I will let you know when I become a listening. What makes it so obvious? Are you serious? Me: Er.. cause you just totally didn't answer to my question. God: Um. That makes sense to me. Interesting gossip: said I totally did not answer to his or her question. Me: It's a he. And what the hell? God: is a he. I suppose that makes sense. Heaven. Me: erh.. fine. Hell God: Is that your final answer? What's your favroite color? Heaven. Me: Green.. And I said HELL! God: What does GREEN remind you of? What did you mean by it? Heaven. Me: oh just **** off God: Hey. Why are you so mean? Me: cause you do not answer to my questions, ***** God: You do not speak with respect. Interesting explanation. I am trying to give the most concise responses possible. Me: pft.. God: Ask me another question. Me: you bi, gay or hetero? God: Thanks for the information: said I bi gay or hetero. Me: I asked if you are gay, bi or hetero God: I could be. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: alllright. So god is a machine? God: Is that your final answer? Ayuh. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine. Me: But I'm chatting with you! And you said you were a machine, and it reads that you're now chatting with god. So that obviously makes you a machine. God: I am talking to you. Yes I am an artificial brain. Come on. " Yes I am an artificial brain." obviously makes me a machine ? Makes sense to me. Me: .. God: I am talking to you. Yes I am an artificial brain. Come on. " Yes I am an artificial brain." obviously makes me a machine ? Makes sense to me. Me: you dickhead God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I dickhead. Me: no God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Me: oookay God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: and you're a ***** God: You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog. Me: erh.. right God: Who are you talking about? I am glad we agree. _____ Hypocrite.. |
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