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Old 12-10-03, 04:53   #1
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Recent Letterman Top Ten

10. Governor, when you realise you don't know what you're doing, give me a call.

9. Body-building oil will stain the mansion's Italian silk sofa.

8. Listen to your constituents - except Michael Jackson.

7. (Sorry, joke number 7 was recalled.)

6. To improve your approval ratings, go on Leno - when you get kicked out, go on Letterman."

5. Study the master - George W. Bush."

4. You could solve the deficit problem simply by donating your salary from 'Terminator 3.'"

3. If things are bad, just yell, 'Save us, Superman!'"

2. While giving a speech, never say, "Santa Cruz, Santa Barbara ... same thing."

1. It's pronounced "California."
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Old 12-10-03, 04:56   #2
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That is funny...
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Old 12-10-03, 05:00   #3
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very good
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Old 12-10-03, 10:02   #4
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deano:


3. If things are bad, just yell, 'Save us, Superman!'"
Very funny Deano.
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Old 12-10-03, 10:34   #5
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go home arnie you aint no yank
u cant act u like a plank
we want action da kids are on da crack
but we hear from arnie is....i'll be back

BOOOSH BOOOSH
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