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Old 22-12-09, 03:00   #1
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Default What commercial jingle is stuck in your head right now?

This one is killing me

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Old 22-12-09, 03:04   #2
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Old 22-12-09, 04:11   #3
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Apparently this version DID air on TV...

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Old 22-12-09, 04:28   #4
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I'm trying to find "If Santa was a Hoosier" by Rickey Rydell but nobody on youtube ever posted it yet.

Rude song, but mad funny.

ok try this

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Song Lyrics:
(chorus
If Santa was a Hoosier
What would Christmas be today?
Would Santa have a beer gut
and a gun rack on his sleigh?
Instead of saying, "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
would he belch and scratch all day? (BURP!)
If Santa was a Hoosier
what would Christmas be today?

Now, I wonder what it'd be like
If Santa came from here?
Would the elves close down the workshop
and watch basketball all year?
Would Christmas Eve be canceled
and would Rudolph stay at home
'cause Santa's sleigh is entered
at a tractor pull at the dome?

If we saw the reindeer flyin'
Just what would be the reason?
Had Don's Guns had a sale
and declared it "reindeer season"?
Would Santa hang out on Pendleton pike
with a hooker on her belly?
Would he come out of a bookstore
with a case of K-Y jelly?

(chorus)

When he's loaded up with all his toys
his dolls and baseball mitts
Would he fly over the Speedway
and yell, "Hey, show us your ****!"?
Would we find his sleigh impounded
and his elves out raising bail
'cause he flunked the breathalyzer
and he's in the county jail?

(chorus)

Now, would Santa be in traction
with his broken back a'healin'
from landing on a mobile home
and crashin' through the ceilin'?
If Santa was a Hoosier
would the star that lit the night
lead to celebrate the Savior
or the birth of Bobby Knight?

(repeat chorus twice)
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Old 22-12-09, 07:31   #5
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Gabriella Cilmi - Warm this Winter
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Old 22-12-09, 10:23   #6
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That damn Go Compare ad...

He's only a tenor...god.
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Old 22-12-09, 12:08   #7
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That damn Go Compare ad...

He's only a tenor...god.
Wouldn't you just like to smack his chops eh.
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Old 22-12-09, 12:11   #8
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That damn Go Compare ad...

He's only a tenor...god.
That guy deserves a medal, for playing hide and seek. If I ever found him, I'd kill him!
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Wouldn't you just like to smack his chops eh.
With a mallet

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That guy deserves a medal, for playing hide and seek. If I ever found him, I'd kill him!
I'm in the same boat as you, he's a goner for sure
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