27-01-04, 21:42 | #1 |
Inactive
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 3,659
|
> >>A Newfoundlander walks into a bar in Halifax, orders three drafts
> >>of Keith's > >>and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in > >>turn. > >>When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three > >>more. The > >>bartender approaches and tells him "You know, a draft goes flat > >>after I draw > >>it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The > >>Newfoundlander > >>replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. > >>One is in Toronto, the other is in Boston, and I'm here in Halifax. > >>When we > >>all left home we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the > >>days we > >>drank together. So I drink one for each o'me brothers and one for > >>myself." > >>The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it > >>there. The > >>Newfoundlander becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the > >>same way. > >>He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in > >>and > >>orders two pints. All the other regulars take notice and fall > >>silent. When > >>he > >>comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I > >>don't > >>want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences > >>on your > >>loss." The Newfoundlander looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a > >>light > >>dawns and he laughs, "Oh, no, everybody's just fine." He explains. > >>"It's > >>just that my wife had us join the Pentecostal Church and I had to > >>quit > >>drinking. Hasn't affected me brothers though." |
27-01-04, 21:44 | #2 |
Inactive
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,654
|
hahahaha
|
27-01-04, 21:45 | #3 |
Member
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 4,561
|
LOL
|
27-01-04, 21:46 | #4 |
Member
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,748
|
Hahaha that's great
|
27-01-04, 21:49 | #5 |
Member
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,733
|
Good one Taz
|
27-01-04, 21:52 | #6 |
Member
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 7,097
|
LOL!!!
|
27-01-04, 22:09 | #7 |
Member
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 13
|
LOL, good one
|
28-01-04, 00:14 | #8 |
Member
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 827
|
lol that was a good one taz.
|
28-01-04, 09:36 | #9 |
Member
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,000
|
LMAO! NIICE I LUV IT.
|
Thread Tools | |
|
|