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Old 23-05-06, 19:08   #1
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Old 23-05-06, 19:12   #2
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Is it just me, or do you really open unusualy many threads these days?

Anyway, I'm not very good in jokes, but I would love to read some...
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Old 23-05-06, 20:02   #4
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Old 23-05-06, 20:07   #5
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Old 23-05-06, 20:13   #7
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Old 23-05-06, 21:00   #10
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An married couple decided to go down South to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where
they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel. So, the husband left home on Thursday, with his wife planning to join him following day.

The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a
computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and
without noticing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile...somewhere across the world, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:


To: My Loving Wife
Date: Thursday, October 13, 2004
Subject: I have arrived!


Dearest Love: I know you will be surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mail to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS Sure is freaking hot down here!!
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