Sophia Leigh: The Interview

tha_mattster · 10-07-06, 17:13

(I arrive at the opening party of the newest Sophia Store, it’s very busy)

(I find her talking to a group of journalists in the middle of the room)

(Excuse me Ms. Leigh, can we begin the interview?)

(She has a fixed smile, but apart from this expression, her faces hardly moves at all)

(On either side of Sophia there are large bodyguards in dark glasses, and some little assistants who follow her everywhere)

(We walk slowly around the store, drinking Champagne, and I start with the questions)

Angel_14

1. How old are you?

(nervous laughter) I’m 31 darling!

(‘But I know of a man who said his great granddad worked for you! I tell her)

Oh the press spin such horrible lies don’t they! (she says through gritted teeth)

(I think it inadvisable to enquire further right now)

2. You wanted to kill Lara, because she has better make-up than you?
Oh yes, Lara Croft (she says sarcastically) famed explorer is she not? Well if you ask me, exploring has hardly helped her complexion. But to kill her because of her skin? Oh no darling! I couldn’t hurt a fly!

3. *Sends Sophia a Make up kit, with a 50% coupon, that she can use in any Maybelinne shop*

How …how ghastly get that away from me. Maybe it’s Maybelline (she pouts) Maybe it’s a crock of ****. I use Sophia brand products exclusively. Make sure that goes in your article darling.

tr_mitch

What type of guys do you go for?

Oh men! (She laughs) Falling at my feet wherever I go darling! But I will answer no questions about my alleged rendezvous with George Clooney.

(Oh ok I won’t ask, I reply)

(She looks disappointed)

Ever wanted Children?

I’m afraid I have no time for a child; I’m awfully busy with my Orphanage Charity.

How's about we go out on a date?

(She laughs) That’s cute!

Mini
1. How often do you have a facelift?

You pay far too much attention to the tabloids darling! I am against plastic surgery, I’m for natural beauty. Did I mention the new Sophia Collagen Tablets? Make sure they are discussed in your article (she says forcefully)

2. Do you think Lara is beautiful?

Lara who? Oh that thing you mentioned earlier (she rolls her eyes) I think she is suitable for Dove’s Campaign for Real Beauty, if you catch my drift darling. (She smirks)

3. Are you married?
Darling it’s a sensitive topic for me right now. I’ve just divorced.

(I apologise)

Oh don’t feel bad for me, my lawyers will see to him (a cruel glint appears in her eyes)

Angelx14

2) Do you have any pets?

No darling I have allergies.

3) How often do you put on your make-up?

(She laughs) Oh I don’t wear much, just a little here and there!

(I suddenly spit out my champagne)

(Sorry!)

(She glares at me with much disdain)
Tomb of legends
1. Shouldnt you be dead?

Why what a terrible thing to say! I’m only thirty, and I’m in perfect health!

(A minute ago you said you were thirty one!)

Did I darling? Oh how funny! It’s the heat; it’s too hot in here

(She snaps her fingers; her little assistant woman appears and sprays some sort of solution on to Sophia’s skin)

(I catch a glimpse of the bottle and notice several chemical symbols that look rather severe)

2. Were you and Lara separated at birth?

Oh please I’m rather fragile today, do not say such things.

3. Dont you ever get the impression you’re a bit of a loony?

(She stops and points her finger at me)

Is it crazy to want to help poor orphans? Is it crazy to give free make-up to school children? Is it crazy to feed slimming pills to orphans? Is it crazy to try and make a difference in the world? Well then call me a lunatic and lock me up!

(Her assistants burst into rapturous applause)

God of Light

Do you ever die?

Darling, I'm in perfect health! I don't plan on going anytime soon.

(I explain that some people have suggested she is immortal)

Whatever are you talking about darling? I'm only 32, but with all this talk of my age I'm feeling older every second!
If you want to slow down the ageing process, just use Sophia Cosmetics. 'For a youthful glow'.

TombRaiderLover

2. What's it like being a horribly evil little cow?????

(I rephrase this, ‘Some of our readers think you are a little sinister’)

Nonsense! Utter nonsense! I am the kindest woman alive. Put that as your article heading, ‘Sophia is the kindest and most beautiful woman alive.’

4. Here’s a spare zappy-thingy, like the one you used before to defend yourself against Lara in London. Happy zapping.

Oh you do say the funniest things! (She laughs falsely, then snaps her fingers)

(An assistant appears with a tray and takes the zappy thing away)

VonCroy360:

1. Why did you want Lara to sign up to your campaign?

Oh yes Vogue carried an article about this alleged signing, it is completely false and will be proven so in the courts next month.

2. Why did you wanted those meteorite artefacts?

Meteorites? I know nothing about such things darling, I’m a simple businesswoman. What a strange question! (She sips the champagne evasively)

3. Describe us the place underneath that zoo in France? Have you built it? Why? Who are those men without hearts?

Now you have completely lost me darling! I can’t go near Zoos I have terrible allergies.

Night heaven

1. Do you like coffee?

No darling, its detrimental to my health, causes increases in blood pressure that can affect the ability of the heart and hasten the ageing process.

2. How it was when you got yourself BOOOOOMED?

Sorry?

(I shrug)

3. You are more beautiful than Lara....so...please give her you're brain...she need it more than you do.

Oh that girl, I can’t do anything for her, she is too far gone. That’s not for here though. But she is grossly obese.

Janny:

1. Do you sing? You have a beautiful voice when you laugh.

Oh thank you darling! My charity single, a cover of ‘I will survive’ raised over £2 million pounds for orphans. Vanity Fair said I have the voice of an angel, do quote that in your article, ‘Voice of an Angel, says Vanity Fair’.

(I’ve read that most of that charity money was embezzled by your firm and only £1000 went to your Orphan Charity.)

No, that’s false. I wouldn’t dare print that in your article.

2. What would you choose- beauty or money? (whatever your choice, please say why)

Oh I am not a superficial person darling; I would choose Love over anything.

3. The fish in the tank in your office- do you take care of them?

Oh yes I love sea creatures, I care for them personally every day.

Apofiss

1. Ever thought/dreamed to be a good guy?

I always dream of becoming a better, kinder, lovelier person, but it is just so hard for someone such as me to improve anything. Didn’t you read this month’s ELLE? ‘Sophia Leigh is the perfect human being’. Do quote that in your article darling.

2. Any hobbies except beauty and cosmetics?

My charities take up most of my time. I really have little time to think of myself.

3. What do you think about Irish accent?

Oh yes how sexy! That’s why I dated – forget that, next question.

Cochrane

1. Why does your London office have such an easy way for your enemies to get into?

I have no enemies darling. I love having visitors in my office.

2. Isn't it a little bit sloppy not to check whether your victims are really dead?

I beg your pardon? (She becomes stern) What do you mean victims?

(She makes eye contact with her massive bodyguards either side, and I move on)

3. Have you ever heard of a certain Amanda? She says she is a huge fan of yours.

Amanda Evert darling?

(I nod)

Yes I’ve just signed her for the Christmas beauty campaign. Stunning young girl. About my age actually. She really looks up to me as a role model.

Tomblover

1. Would you marry me? I love your style!

Thank you, you have fabulous taste. I’m still recovering from my las…I mean my divorce.

2. What kind of Makeup do you use?

Sophia brand cosmetics of course. Personally, I only use a little here and there.

Mr. X

1. Your laugh is music to my ears. Have you ever considered a singing career?

Well I’ve only released one single. It’s still available now, put that in your article. I fear I have not the time for a music career. Naturally I’ve been asked by many record companies, but my charity work comes first.

2. To add on to the question about Amanda Evert being a huge fan of yours, would this make her a likely candidate for your next face lift?

Amanda does not need a face lift darling! She has near perfect bone structure.

(I tell her I saw photos of Amanda leaving Sophia Youth Clinic, in heat magazine)

Oh those pictures? She was just visiting… the patients, as charity work darling.

3. Do you have plans for a final revenge on Lara Croft?

Oh I am not a vengeful person at all! (she laughs) That poor girl has enough to worry about, what with her fluctuating weight issues, but that’s not for here.

StarCroft:AOD

have you born of a chinese family?

No darling my parents were English.

Did you know I will be opening Sophia Youth Clinics in Shanghai and Beijing next year? Do mention that in your piece.

Do you like chocolate?

No darling the last time I ate chocolate was in 1958. It’s a nightmare for one’s complexion. I recommend Sophia Cleansing Wipes. £29.50 available in Sophia stores in Bond Street, and Harrods.

why you don't move your mouth when you talk?

You say the silliest things darling!

(I mention rumours that she is a fan of botox)

Like I said, I am against such procedures, Sophia Youth Clinics do not use such techniques.

(What techniques do they use, I enquire)

Perhaps you will come and try for yourself darling? (she threatens)

(I decline)

Jarhead

1) Lara is the best, shes better then you...any comments?

I’m sure she is a jolly soul. When you look like that you only have your personality to work with, poor girl.

3) the world has run out of bleach and botox because of you, does this affect you in any way?

Oh don’t be so silly, I am a natural blonde and I’ve told you – I have not had botox injections.

(I ask her if she is responsible for Jackie Stallone)

Oh nonsense, that beast…that woman has never been treated in a Sophia Youth Clinic, and if you print such nonsense you will hear from my lawyers.

3) what brilliant part of laras body or mind would you want?

Her confidence, I don’t know how she can get up in the morning and look at herself. I would swallow 100 Sophia Slimming Tablets if I had her body.

(Are these the ones that cause blindness I ask)

Darling who are your sources? I’d love to meet with them.

Natla'd

Is Alister gay?

Who? Enough talk of nobodies please.

3. Why are you doing this interview?

Because I know the public want to know me better, and I am a generous, giving person.

4. Did you know about your past experiments living in the sewers?

Experiments? Sewers? Don’t be silly!

5. How did you survive being fried to a bug by Lara in Paris? And how did you survive that to do this interview?

I have never met this woman darling. Do not write such lies.

Legend of Lara

1. Will you marry me?

(she wipes an invisible tear from the corner of her eye)

Please…I ask you…no more marriage talk.

2. You drink Pespi?

I only drink Sophia Youth Cola; ‘Why look twelve when you could pass for seven?’ I love to help the little orphans. ‘Kind hearted Sophia loves to help vulnerable orphans’ use that.

PRESENT: A handgun to kill people with

Oh my (she shrieks unconvincingly) I detest violence!

(she snaps her fingers and an assistant removes the weapon)

sweetPoison

1 - Are you pro-fur or anti-fur?

Sophia products are not tested on animals. I sell far more products this way (she hesitates) and I love animals of course! I could never wear fur!

(So, how do you test your products I ask)

Oh that’s a little complicated don’t you think, maybe another time darling.

(Is it true that you test products on orphans?)

WHAT?! NO! You are crazy!

2 - What hair dye do you use? L'Oreal or Garnier Noutrisse (sp?) or Clairol, do you keep it so perfect? Any tips?

Darling I told you, I’m a natural blonde. If I wanted to dye my hair I would use Sophia brand products. Apply the solution when the hair is wet, blow dry and you will have perfect colour. If you want more tips read Sophia Monthly.

3 - Who, in your opinion, would be the best person to advertise your products? (Lara is not applicable) You can say at most 4 people - Both male and female products.

Sophia customers are women only. The Sophia Christmas campaign is being faced by Amanda Evert, beautiful American girl. She will be taking over from our old model Kate Moss.

(Is it true that Kate used to snort Sophia Happy Spray, and that’s why you sacked her?)

Kate had some personal issues, none of which originated from Sophia Happy Spray, £60, available at Harrods, for those times when you don’t want to get out of bed.

(her phone rings)

Excuse me one moment.

(she walks through a door, followed by her assistants, and into a small room)

(A CD falls out of her coat as she turns, I pick it up quickly to watch later)

(I creep up to the door she went through)

(I can just see through a small glass panel in the door, what is going on)

Five brats escaped!! How could this happen!! I ordered steel bars be fitted to the cells!

(she is unrecognisable from the charming woman I just met)

Well they can’t have got far! Find them, and make sure they don’t tell anyone anything. Inject 50ml of botox into the little brats throats, that should silence them. And burn the birth certificates too.

(an assistant moves closer to Sophia and sprays her with something)

(Sophia freezes)

What is this!? (she sniffs the air)

This is not Sophia Passion Fragrance, it’s Dior! You idiot!

(she brings her mobile phone crashing down on the little assistant’s head, sending her flying)

(the second assistant pleads forgiveness, but receives a flying mobile phone at her eye!)

(At that moment Sophia spots me at the window!)

(Her bodyguards come rushing to the door)

(I run into the crowd to avoid detection, and tell a journalist that Sophia has just killed two people)

(When Sophia emerges from the small room she is greeted by the flashes of paparazzi cameras and journalists asking her why her assistants are unconscious)

(While my diversion is at work, I creep out of a window and slip away)

(When I get home, I put the CD she dropped in my PC)

(There is a folder called ‘Advanced Transplant Procedure’, I open it)

(Inside is a little movie, I press play, and GASP!)

Lara Croft! · 10-07-06, 17:22

LOL!!!!The first question was about her age!Poor woman!
Oh,and the magazine pic is from an Aniston's cover,huh??
Nice job!Who will u be interviewing next?

tha_mattster · 10-07-06, 17:24

Yepp that was the jennifer aniston cover...easiest one to retouch because its mostly white ^.^

Next interview....von croy maybe? I'm open to suggestions

---------
Take one model (skinned of course)

stick it on an ageing sophia leigh

and hey presto!

Reggie · 10-07-06, 17:29

Wow, very well done as always!

Night_Heaven · 10-07-06, 17:32

Excelent

....Go go go mattster

I love the way she answer to my final question...hi hi hi

StarCroft:AOD · 10-07-06, 17:32

Great work tha_mattster

Porn star memories?

btw why not L Lara or Alister

tha_mattster · 10-07-06, 17:33

that porn star memories is from the real magazine, I just put SOPHIA, and her face on it lol

Its just another article i guess

Lara Croft! · 10-07-06, 17:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by tha_mattster

Next interview....von croy maybe? I'm open to suggestions

Yeah,that would be great to learn info about young Lara and their rivalry in TLR!!!

VonCroy360 · 10-07-06, 17:38

Brilliant...
Nice cover adn Amanda campaign...

The Sophia happy spray...

Catlantean · 10-07-06, 17:41

She sounds like Cruella DeVille

As for the next one...Eckhardt! Eckhardt!

10-07-06, 17:13	#1
tha_mattster Relic Hunter Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 7,672	Sophia Leigh: The Interview (I arrive at the opening party of the newest Sophia Store, it’s very busy) (I find her talking to a group of journalists in the middle of the room) (Excuse me Ms. Leigh, can we begin the interview?) (She has a fixed smile, but apart from this expression, her faces hardly moves at all) (On either side of Sophia there are large bodyguards in dark glasses, and some little assistants who follow her everywhere) (We walk slowly around the store, drinking Champagne, and I start with the questions) Angel_14 1. How old are you? (nervous laughter) I’m 31 darling! (‘But I know of a man who said his great granddad worked for you! I tell her) Oh the press spin such horrible lies don’t they! (she says through gritted teeth) (I think it inadvisable to enquire further right now) 2. You wanted to kill Lara, because she has better make-up than you? Oh yes, Lara Croft (she says sarcastically) famed explorer is she not? Well if you ask me, exploring has hardly helped her complexion. But to kill her because of her skin? Oh no darling! I couldn’t hurt a fly! 3. Sends Sophia a Make up kit, with a 50% coupon, that she can use in any Maybelinne shop How …how ghastly get that away from me. Maybe it’s Maybelline (she pouts) Maybe it’s a crock of **. I use Sophia brand products exclusively. Make sure that goes in your article darling. tr_mitch What type of guys do you go for?** Oh men! (She laughs) Falling at my feet wherever I go darling! But I will answer no questions about my alleged rendezvous with George Clooney. (Oh ok I won’t ask, I reply) (She looks disappointed) Ever wanted Children? I’m afraid I have no time for a child; I’m awfully busy with my Orphanage Charity. How's about we go out on a date? (She laughs) That’s cute! Mini 1. How often do you have a facelift? You pay far too much attention to the tabloids darling! I am against plastic surgery, I’m for natural beauty. Did I mention the new Sophia Collagen Tablets? Make sure they are discussed in your article (she says forcefully) 2. Do you think Lara is beautiful? Lara who? Oh that thing you mentioned earlier (she rolls her eyes) I think she is suitable for Dove’s Campaign for Real Beauty, if you catch my drift darling. (She smirks) 3. Are you married? Darling it’s a sensitive topic for me right now. I’ve just divorced. (I apologise) Oh don’t feel bad for me, my lawyers will see to him (a cruel glint appears in her eyes) Angelx14 2) Do you have any pets? No darling I have allergies. 3) How often do you put on your make-up? (She laughs) Oh I don’t wear much, just a little here and there! (I suddenly spit out my champagne) (Sorry!) (She glares at me with much disdain) Tomb of legends 1. Shouldnt you be dead? Why what a terrible thing to say! I’m only thirty, and I’m in perfect health! (A minute ago you said you were thirty one!) Did I darling? Oh how funny! It’s the heat; it’s too hot in here (She snaps her fingers; her little assistant woman appears and sprays some sort of solution on to Sophia’s skin) (I catch a glimpse of the bottle and notice several chemical symbols that look rather severe) 2. Were you and Lara separated at birth? Oh please I’m rather fragile today, do not say such things. 3. Dont you ever get the impression you’re a bit of a loony? (She stops and points her finger at me) Is it crazy to want to help poor orphans? Is it crazy to give free make-up to school children? Is it crazy to feed slimming pills to orphans? Is it crazy to try and make a difference in the world? Well then call me a lunatic and lock me up! (Her assistants burst into rapturous applause) God of Light Do you ever die? Darling, I'm in perfect health! I don't plan on going anytime soon. (I explain that some people have suggested she is immortal) Whatever are you talking about darling? I'm only 32, but with all this talk of my age I'm feeling older every second! If you want to slow down the ageing process, just use Sophia Cosmetics. 'For a youthful glow'. TombRaiderLover 2. What's it like being a horribly evil little cow????? (I rephrase this, ‘Some of our readers think you are a little sinister’) Nonsense! Utter nonsense! I am the kindest woman alive. Put that as your article heading, ‘Sophia is the kindest and most beautiful woman alive.’ 4. Here’s a spare zappy-thingy, like the one you used before to defend yourself against Lara in London. Happy zapping. Oh you do say the funniest things! (She laughs falsely, then snaps her fingers) (An assistant appears with a tray and takes the zappy thing away) VonCroy360: 1. Why did you want Lara to sign up to your campaign? Oh yes Vogue carried an article about this alleged signing, it is completely false and will be proven so in the courts next month. 2. Why did you wanted those meteorite artefacts? Meteorites? I know nothing about such things darling, I’m a simple businesswoman. What a strange question! (She sips the champagne evasively) 3. Describe us the place underneath that zoo in France? Have you built it? Why? Who are those men without hearts? Now you have completely lost me darling! I can’t go near Zoos I have terrible allergies. Night heaven 1. Do you like coffee? No darling, its detrimental to my health, causes increases in blood pressure that can affect the ability of the heart and hasten the ageing process. 2. How it was when you got yourself BOOOOOMED? Sorry? (I shrug) 3. You are more beautiful than Lara....so...please give her you're brain...she need it more than you do. Oh that girl, I can’t do anything for her, she is too far gone. That’s not for here though. But she is grossly obese. Janny: 1. Do you sing? You have a beautiful voice when you laugh. Oh thank you darling! My charity single, a cover of ‘I will survive’ raised over £2 million pounds for orphans. Vanity Fair said I have the voice of an angel, do quote that in your article, ‘Voice of an Angel, says Vanity Fair’. (I’ve read that most of that charity money was embezzled by your firm and only £1000 went to your Orphan Charity.) No, that’s false. I wouldn’t dare print that in your article. 2. What would you choose- beauty or money? (whatever your choice, please say why) Oh I am not a superficial person darling; I would choose Love over anything. 3. The fish in the tank in your office- do you take care of them? Oh yes I love sea creatures, I care for them personally every day. Apofiss 1. Ever thought/dreamed to be a good guy? I always dream of becoming a better, kinder, lovelier person, but it is just so hard for someone such as me to improve anything. Didn’t you read this month’s ELLE? ‘Sophia Leigh is the perfect human being’. Do quote that in your article darling. 2. Any hobbies except beauty and cosmetics? My charities take up most of my time. I really have little time to think of myself. 3. What do you think about Irish accent? Oh yes how sexy! That’s why I dated – forget that, next question. Cochrane 1. Why does your London office have such an easy way for your enemies to get into? I have no enemies darling. I love having visitors in my office. 2. Isn't it a little bit sloppy not to check whether your victims are really dead? I beg your pardon? (She becomes stern) What do you mean victims? (She makes eye contact with her massive bodyguards either side, and I move on) 3. Have you ever heard of a certain Amanda? She says she is a huge fan of yours. Amanda Evert darling? (I nod) Yes I’ve just signed her for the Christmas beauty campaign. Stunning young girl. About my age actually. She really looks up to me as a role model. Tomblover 1. Would you marry me? I love your style! Thank you, you have fabulous taste. I’m still recovering from my las…I mean my divorce. 2. What kind of Makeup do you use? Sophia brand cosmetics of course. Personally, I only use a little here and there. Mr. X 1. Your laugh is music to my ears. Have you ever considered a singing career? Well I’ve only released one single. It’s still available now, put that in your article. I fear I have not the time for a music career. Naturally I’ve been asked by many record companies, but my charity work comes first. 2. To add on to the question about Amanda Evert being a huge fan of yours, would this make her a likely candidate for your next face lift? Amanda does not need a face lift darling! She has near perfect bone structure. (I tell her I saw photos of Amanda leaving Sophia Youth Clinic, in heat magazine) Oh those pictures? She was just visiting… the patients, as charity work darling. 3. Do you have plans for a final revenge on Lara Croft? Oh I am not a vengeful person at all! (she laughs) That poor girl has enough to worry about, what with her fluctuating weight issues, but that’s not for here. StarCroft:AOD have you born of a chinese family? No darling my parents were English. Did you know I will be opening Sophia Youth Clinics in Shanghai and Beijing next year? Do mention that in your piece. Do you like chocolate? No darling the last time I ate chocolate was in 1958. It’s a nightmare for one’s complexion. I recommend Sophia Cleansing Wipes. £29.50 available in Sophia stores in Bond Street, and Harrods. why you don't move your mouth when you talk? You say the silliest things darling! (I mention rumours that she is a fan of botox) Like I said, I am against such procedures, Sophia Youth Clinics do not use such techniques. (What techniques do they use, I enquire) Perhaps you will come and try for yourself darling? (she threatens) (I decline) Jarhead 1) Lara is the best, shes better then you...any comments? I’m sure she is a jolly soul. When you look like that you only have your personality to work with, poor girl. 3) the world has run out of bleach and botox because of you, does this affect you in any way? Oh don’t be so silly, I am a natural blonde and I’ve told you – I have not had botox injections. (I ask her if she is responsible for Jackie Stallone) Oh nonsense, that beast…that woman has never been treated in a Sophia Youth Clinic, and if you print such nonsense you will hear from my lawyers. 3) what brilliant part of laras body or mind would you want? Her confidence, I don’t know how she can get up in the morning and look at herself. I would swallow 100 Sophia Slimming Tablets if I had her body. (Are these the ones that cause blindness I ask) Darling who are your sources? I’d love to meet with them. Natla'd Is Alister gay? Who? Enough talk of nobodies please. 3. Why are you doing this interview? Because I know the public want to know me better, and I am a generous, giving person. 4. Did you know about your past experiments living in the sewers? Experiments? Sewers? Don’t be silly! 5. How did you survive being fried to a bug by Lara in Paris? And how did you survive that to do this interview? I have never met this woman darling. Do not write such lies. Legend of Lara 1. Will you marry me? (she wipes an invisible tear from the corner of her eye) Please…I ask you…no more marriage talk. 2. You drink Pespi? I only drink Sophia Youth Cola; ‘Why look twelve when you could pass for seven?’ I love to help the little orphans. ‘Kind hearted Sophia loves to help vulnerable orphans’ use that. PRESENT: A handgun to kill people with Oh my (she shrieks unconvincingly) I detest violence! (she snaps her fingers and an assistant removes the weapon) sweetPoison 1 - Are you pro-fur or anti-fur? Sophia products are not tested on animals. I sell far more products this way (she hesitates) and I love animals of course! I could never wear fur! (So, how do you test your products I ask) Oh that’s a little complicated don’t you think, maybe another time darling. (Is it true that you test products on orphans?) WHAT?! NO! You are crazy! 2 - What hair dye do you use? L'Oreal or Garnier Noutrisse (sp?) or Clairol, do you keep it so perfect? Any tips? Darling I told you, I’m a natural blonde. If I wanted to dye my hair I would use Sophia brand products. Apply the solution when the hair is wet, blow dry and you will have perfect colour. If you want more tips read Sophia Monthly. 3 - Who, in your opinion, would be the best person to advertise your products? (Lara is not applicable) You can say at most 4 people - Both male and female products. Sophia customers are women only. The Sophia Christmas campaign is being faced by Amanda Evert, beautiful American girl. She will be taking over from our old model Kate Moss. (Is it true that Kate used to snort Sophia Happy Spray, and that’s why you sacked her?) Kate had some personal issues, none of which originated from Sophia Happy Spray, £60, available at Harrods, for those times when you don’t want to get out of bed. (her phone rings) Excuse me one moment. (she walks through a door, followed by her assistants, and into a small room) (A CD falls out of her coat as she turns, I pick it up quickly to watch later) (I creep up to the door she went through) (I can just see through a small glass panel in the door, what is going on) Five brats escaped!! How could this happen!! I ordered steel bars be fitted to the cells! (she is unrecognisable from the charming woman I just met) Well they can’t have got far! Find them, and make sure they don’t tell anyone anything. Inject 50ml of botox into the little brats throats, that should silence them. And burn the birth certificates too. (an assistant moves closer to Sophia and sprays her with something) (Sophia freezes) What is this!? (she sniffs the air) This is not Sophia Passion Fragrance, it’s Dior! You idiot! (she brings her mobile phone crashing down on the little assistant’s head, sending her flying) (the second assistant pleads forgiveness, but receives a flying mobile phone at her eye!) (At that moment Sophia spots me at the window!) (Her bodyguards come rushing to the door) (I run into the crowd to avoid detection, and tell a journalist that Sophia has just killed two people) (When Sophia emerges from the small room she is greeted by the flashes of paparazzi cameras and journalists asking her why her assistants are unconscious) (While my diversion is at work, I creep out of a window and slip away) (When I get home, I put the CD she dropped in my PC) (There is a folder called ‘Advanced Transplant Procedure’, I open it) (Inside is a little movie, I press play, and GASP!) __________________ I'm sick of hearing POP.....POP.......POP......POP you all sound like POPCORN! Last edited by tha_mattster; 11-07-06 at 10:47.

10-07-06, 17:22	#2
Lara Croft! Tomb Raider Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Greece Posts: 18,836	LOL!!!!The first question was about her age!Poor woman! Oh,and the magazine pic is from an Aniston's cover,huh?? Nice job!Who will u be interviewing next? __________________ Be the change that you want to see in the world - Gandhi

10-07-06, 17:24	#3
tha_mattster Relic Hunter Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 7,672	Yepp that was the jennifer aniston cover...easiest one to retouch because its mostly white ^.^ Next interview....von croy maybe? I'm open to suggestions --------- Take one model (skinned of course) stick it on an ageing sophia leigh and hey presto! __________________ I'm sick of hearing POP.....POP.......POP......POP you all sound like POPCORN! Last edited by tha_mattster; 10-07-06 at 17:28.

10-07-06, 17:29	#4
Reggie Tomb Raider Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: UK Posts: 12,241	Wow, very well done as always! __________________ Carpe Diem.

10-07-06, 17:32	#6
StarCroft:AOD Relic Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The stars Posts: 6,354	Great work tha_mattster Porn star memories? btw why not L Lara or Alister __________________ - It won't turn!. - I feel stronger now. - Why should I care!. - I'm going.

10-07-06, 17:32	#5
Night_Heaven Archaeologist Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dracula's Country Posts: 1,301	Excelent ....Go go go mattster I love the way she answer to my final question...hi hi hi

10-07-06, 17:33	#7
tha_mattster Relic Hunter Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 7,672	that porn star memories is from the real magazine, I just put SOPHIA, and her face on it lol Its just another article i guess __________________ I'm sick of hearing POP.....POP.......POP......POP you all sound like POPCORN!

10-07-06, 17:38	#9
VonCroy360 Professor Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Croatia Posts: 4,960	Brilliant... Nice cover adn Amanda campaign... The Sophia happy spray...

10-07-06, 17:41	#10
Catlantean Relic Hunter Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Zombie Movie Posts: 7,202	She sounds like Cruella DeVille As for the next one...Eckhardt! Eckhardt! __________________ It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.