George Bush and the Liar's Clock

tlr online · 15-07-06, 19:33

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

TombRaiderLover · 15-07-06, 19:35

Lara's Boy · 15-07-06, 19:38

That is one of the best jokes I have read/heard in a while xD

Mona Sax · 15-07-06, 19:40

LOL!

jarhead · 15-07-06, 19:50

tr_mitch · 15-07-06, 19:52

thats a good one! I dont usually smile at clean humour, but that was pretty funny.

Ampersand · 15-07-06, 19:59

Excellent.

laracroft2122 · 15-07-06, 20:02

Good One!!!!

Akhenaton · 15-07-06, 20:13

Truth is stranger than fiction!

Mad Tony · 15-07-06, 20:18

I've heard one that before!!!

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tlr online Administrator Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 50,424	George Bush and the Liar's Clock A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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Lara's Boy Relic Hunter Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 9,768	That is one of the best jokes I have read/heard in a while xD __________________ Who needs God when you've got me? - Jessica Sanders

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Mona Sax Tomb Raider Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Noir York City Posts: 15,797	LOL! __________________ ~: nothing says goodbye like a bullet :~

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tr_mitch Tomb Raider Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: England Posts: 12,834	thats a good one! I dont usually smile at clean humour, but that was pretty funny.

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Ampersand Relic Hunter Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 9,040	Excellent. __________________ You find love inside an automatic gun.

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laracroft2122 Professor Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 2,698	Good One!!!!

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Akhenaton Historian Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: KV55? Posts: 277	Truth is stranger than fiction! __________________ 'I am you and what I see is me.' -Pink Floyd

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