Makes me so mad!

Virusbuster · 16-08-05, 13:52

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"Man, every time I hear someone tell me that Tomb Raider is a great game I get so mad inside. The only reason that they like the game is because of the *ahem* hero in the game. I mean the gameplay and control are so horrible in this game that I cannot fathom how anybody can possibly like it. The graphics are very pixelly, the control reeks of Chicago Bull dung, and the gameplay is quite possibly the worst I have ever seen in an action adventure game. The game is really, really bad and I definetly recommend you avoid it. No matter what. Not even to play when you need a good laugh (to get a good laugh just watch just about any Rock match.... and see how the other wrestler always seems to carry him through the match.)

Graphics (0.4/10): How could anybody not drunk off their bird think that these graphics are anywhere close to good. The graphics are so rotten and pixelly its terrible. The hero looks like a skinny *****, and the backgrounds in the game are so bad you could make out each individual pixel. Its a shame, really.

Music/Sound (0.1/10): Hahahaha, I didnt hear any good music or sound effects at all in the game.

Gameplay/Control (0.2/10): Frustrating, Frustrating, frustrating. The control in this game is so bad it makes me want to put my finger down my thoat and spew the people's vomit all over this game's candy (behind)!! Seriously, it is a chore to control Lara, and it seems like it is a sin for her to do what you control her to do. The control is so bad in this game its unreal. Gameplay is equally sweet.

Replay Value (-infinite): Ever since shooting this game with several BB bullets I havent even thunk of playing this game again.

Challenege (10/10): The two biggest challenges in this game are trying o figure out how anybody can like this sorry game, and how Eidos could screw up a game so badly like they screwed up this game.

Overall (0.1/10): Do not get this game. It is the worst Playstation game I have ever played. STAY AWAY."

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Hate 'em!

[ 16. August 2005, 19:00: Message edited by: Virusbuster ]

Gabi · 16-08-05, 13:59

Are you allright, dear??

Tomb Raider Master · 16-08-05, 14:05

Eh...

It's a game developed in 1996 after all, man! Gee, calm down a little!

LaRaMaster · 16-08-05, 14:11

he's crazy

It's just a typical TR-Hater like any other TR-Hater , look Virusbuster , if u cannot accept that u are to dumb for Tomb Raider just go playing Runescape or somethin' :s

Virusbuster · 16-08-05, 14:15

Come on, why would I be here if I dislike TR?

I tried putting exclamation marks to show the review (which I found randomly), but that didn't work, I guess.

Thanks for the compliments btw, LaRaMaster.

LaRaMaster · 16-08-05, 14:17

OMG -_-* next time do normal and i don't give u that sort of compliments

Virusbuster · 16-08-05, 14:22

Lol, I thought anyone would understand that the review was what made me so mad, and that the bottom line is my comment to whoever made that review.

Nicky · 16-08-05, 14:34

LOL, Virusbaster!

It would have been more clear if you had put the whole review in the tags; this way your personal comment in the end would have been more evident

[ 16. August 2005, 15:35: Message edited by: Nicky ]

Gabi · 16-08-05, 14:46

Gosh, you had me worried there for a moment

LaRaMaster · 16-08-05, 15:06

Excuse me Virusbuster for those "compliments"

16-08-05, 14:11	#4
LaRaMaster Archaeologist Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Tomb of Qualopec Posts: 2,012	he's crazy It's just a typical TR-Hater like any other TR-Hater , look Virusbuster , if u cannot accept that u are to dumb for Tomb Raider just go playing Runescape or somethin' :s __________________ Don't play with u're mother's socks , play Tomb Raider !

16-08-05, 14:15	#5
Virusbuster Archaeologist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Wherever the raspberry jam is. Posts: 1,185	Come on, why would I be here if I dislike TR? I tried putting exclamation marks to show the review (which I found randomly), but that didn't work, I guess. Thanks for the compliments btw, LaRaMaster. __________________ TR Legend is like a hot dog with ketchup, just without the hot dog.

16-08-05, 14:17	#6
LaRaMaster Archaeologist Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Tomb of Qualopec Posts: 2,012	OMG -_-* next time do normal and i don't give u that sort of compliments __________________ Don't play with u're mother's socks , play Tomb Raider !

16-08-05, 14:22	#7
Virusbuster Archaeologist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Wherever the raspberry jam is. Posts: 1,185	Lol, I thought anyone would understand that the review was what made me so mad, and that the bottom line is my comment to whoever made that review. __________________ TR Legend is like a hot dog with ketchup, just without the hot dog.

16-08-05, 15:06	#10
LaRaMaster Archaeologist Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Tomb of Qualopec Posts: 2,012	Excuse me Virusbuster for those "compliments" __________________ Don't play with u're mother's socks , play Tomb Raider !

16-08-05, 13:59	#2
Gabi Moderator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Looking over your shoulder... Posts: 8,137	Are you allright, dear??

16-08-05, 14:05	#3
Tomb Raider Master Moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Croatia Posts: 20,980	Eh... It's a game developed in 1996 after all, man! Gee, calm down a little!

16-08-05, 14:34	#8
Nicky Tomb Raider Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 15,943	LOL, Virusbaster! It would have been more clear if you had put the whole review in the tags; this way your personal comment in the end would have been more evident [ 16. August 2005, 15:35: Message edited by: Nicky ]

16-08-05, 14:46	#9
Gabi Moderator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Looking over your shoulder... Posts: 8,137	Gosh, you had me worried there for a moment