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Old 14-02-07, 17:00   #1
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Default A chain mail I got a minute ago

I got this a minute ago. It wasn't in English, but I translated it:

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Hello, my name is David and I have guilt, because I didnít send those 50 milliard chain mails, what is sent by people, who really believe that if they keep sending those mails, a North-American little kid, who has a boob on his forehead, will be healthy again, before his money hungry parents sell him to a theme park.
Do you really believe, that Bill Gates will give everyone (including you) 1000 dollars, just because you send his letter to your friend? Can we sink lower?! Look at this!!!
If I scroll down this page and wish one, then I can have sex with Lara Croft until the day I die! What a bull****!
The point is that everyone can suck my left big toe, if they have nothing better to do than sending these letters.
Perhaps the chain letter elf will visit me at night and going to cut my throat, because I broke a chain mail, what they started in B.C. 200 and little elves brought it into my continent. I donít give a damn. If you send something, at least send something, what entertains people!
Letters like ďSend this to your best friends, or this miserable little kid will cut your head off at full moonĒ Has seen many, many times, and I donít care. Show me, that youíre intelligent, and think about who are you helping on with these letters. To no one, I tell you. And what shall you do in this case? If you get letters, what threatens you bit bad luck or death, DELETE THEM! If itís funny, send it to others. Donít feel guilty about the little, not existing kid, who needs YOUR one dollar to survive.
And now, send this letters to those who you know, otherwise your pants will grow teeth by tomorrow morning and it will eat your inner organs.
Oh, it's so true XD
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Old 14-02-07, 17:03   #2
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Better send it, you don't want your pants to grow teeth, do you?
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Old 14-02-07, 17:03   #3
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It's Spam. Destroy it to help us eradicate Spam from our world forever. (*cough*Kurtis*cough*)
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Old 14-02-07, 17:05   #4
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There's a video a lot like this... this guy walks up and does this huge rant on chain mail, then at the end tells you to send it to all your friends or... well, you get the idea.

Wish I knew where to find it, though...
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Old 14-02-07, 17:05   #5
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"A North American little kid, who has a boob on his forhead"
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Old 14-02-07, 17:07   #6
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"And now, send this letters to those who you know, otherwise your pants will grow teeth by tomorrow morning and it will eat your inner organs."

Sounds rather disturbing...
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Old 14-02-07, 17:11   #7
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Sounds rather disturbing...
Yeah... I miss cousin Bob...
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Old 14-02-07, 17:17   #8
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Ignore it - total waste of time.

There's already a thread detailing the joys of chain letters http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?t=86688
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