A chain mail I got a minute ago

Angel_14 · 14-02-07, 16:00

I got this a minute ago. It wasn't in English, but I translated it:

Quote:

Hello, my name is David and I have guilt, because I didn’t send those 50 milliard chain mails, what is sent by people, who really believe that if they keep sending those mails, a North-American little kid, who has a boob on his forehead, will be healthy again, before his money hungry parents sell him to a theme park.
Do you really believe, that Bill Gates will give everyone (including you) 1000 dollars, just because you send his letter to your friend? Can we sink lower?! Look at this!!!
If I scroll down this page and wish one, then I can have sex with Lara Croft until the day I die! What a bull****!
The point is that everyone can suck my left big toe, if they have nothing better to do than sending these letters.
Perhaps the chain letter elf will visit me at night and going to cut my throat, because I broke a chain mail, what they started in B.C. 200 and little elves brought it into my continent. I don’t give a damn. If you send something, at least send something, what entertains people!
Letters like “Send this to your best friends, or this miserable little kid will cut your head off at full moon” Has seen many, many times, and I don’t care. Show me, that you’re intelligent, and think about who are you helping on with these letters. To no one, I tell you. And what shall you do in this case? If you get letters, what threatens you bit bad luck or death, DELETE THEM! If it’s funny, send it to others. Don’t feel guilty about the little, not existing kid, who needs YOUR one dollar to survive.
And now, send this letters to those who you know, otherwise your pants will grow teeth by tomorrow morning and it will eat your inner organs.

Oh, it's so true XD

Kamrusepas · 14-02-07, 16:03

Better send it, you don't want your pants to grow teeth, do you?

xcrushterx · 14-02-07, 16:03

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It's Spam. Destroy it to help us eradicate Spam from our world forever. (*cough*Kurtis*cough*

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Bullethail · 14-02-07, 16:05

There's a video a lot like this... this guy walks up and does this huge rant on chain mail, then at the end tells you to send it to all your friends or... well, you get the idea.

Wish I knew where to find it, though...

Lara's Boy · 14-02-07, 16:05

"A North American little kid, who has a boob on his forhead"

Mad Tony · 14-02-07, 16:07

"And now, send this letters to those who you know, otherwise your pants will grow teeth by tomorrow morning and it will eat your inner organs."

Sounds rather disturbing...

Bullethail · 14-02-07, 16:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Tony

Sounds rather disturbing...

Yeah... I miss cousin Bob...

Greenkey2 · 14-02-07, 16:17

Ignore it - total waste of time.

There's already a thread detailing the joys of chain letters

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?t=86688

14-02-07, 16:03	#2
Kamrusepas Legend Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gothamburg Posts: 26,328	Better send it, you don't want your pants to grow teeth, do you? __________________ I don't change just to suit your vision.

14-02-07, 16:03	#3
xcrushterx Relic Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: UK Posts: 7,761	. It's Spam. Destroy it to help us eradicate Spam from our world forever. (coughKurtiscough)

14-02-07, 16:05	#4
Bullethail Archaeologist Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 1,639	There's a video a lot like this... this guy walks up and does this huge rant on chain mail, then at the end tells you to send it to all your friends or... well, you get the idea. Wish I knew where to find it, though... __________________ Applaud now

14-02-07, 16:05	#5
Lara's Boy Relic Hunter Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 9,768	"A North American little kid, who has a boob on his forhead" __________________ Who needs God when you've got me? - Jessica Sanders

14-02-07, 16:07	#6
Mad Tony Legend Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kent, United Kingdom Posts: 49,052	"And now, send this letters to those who you know, otherwise your pants will grow teeth by tomorrow morning and it will eat your inner organs." Sounds rather disturbing... __________________ No regrets, Mr Freeman.

14-02-07, 16:17	#8
Greenkey2 Moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Nottinghamshire, England Posts: 16,204	Ignore it - total waste of time. There's already a thread detailing the joys of chain letters http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?t=86688 __________________ It is the province of knowledge to speak, and the privilege of wisdom to listen Last edited by Greenkey2; 14-02-07 at 16:18.