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zeussy
07-07-12, 21:37
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=735298&postcount=8

This made me cringe, wow.. This isn't just some form of satire, this is how ignorant some people can get when they're deluded. I thought this forum was fake at first, simply administrated for amusement and a few laughs, but the amount of posts and members here, not to mention the disturbing contents of their posts made me think otherwise after reading a bit of this craziness.

I found it in this disgusting thread, and I thought it was worth making a new thread over here, as a few of the posts in this thread are about how "sinful" and "misleading" the series is, and how it commands you to worship "false idols":

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63498&highlight=Tomb+Raider

I really have nothing else to say about this, it's just shocking and beyond ridiculous.. It's just unbelievable how stupid these people are.

robm_2007
07-07-12, 21:42
If you think that they are sincerely serious, then you are in denial that everything they say is 100% fact.

skylark1121
07-07-12, 21:44
Oh my God... :eek:

They're the ungodly ones, to be honest.

Everyone besides them is definitely going to Hell, and they know it. :rolleyes: :vlol:

trlestew
07-07-12, 21:52
Religion thread.
Will not end well. /Words of wisdom.

ggctuk
07-07-12, 21:53
Don't we already have a thread for these people?

Zelda master
07-07-12, 21:54
Come on people take that seriously!? Those people are crazy it's as easy as that! :vlol:

Jami393
07-07-12, 21:56
Is that post saying, that Angelina created Tomb Raider?

zeussy
07-07-12, 21:57
Is that post saying, that Angelina created Tomb Raider?

Yes :p

Jami393
07-07-12, 21:59
Yes :p

Well that's news to me.:p

[Xmas]
07-07-12, 21:59
Angelina Jolie is the Devil![/fact]

larafan25
07-07-12, 22:01
I like how Just Julian was banned.

lawl.

Ceamonks890
07-07-12, 22:04
I like how Just Julian was banned.

lawl.

Great, hope we don't hear more crap from this moron ever again.

moodydog
07-07-12, 22:22
I like how Just Julian was banned.

lawl.

who's Just Julian?

skylark1121
07-07-12, 22:24
who's Just Julian?
One of the people who posted in that Angelina whore satan thread. :p

Sir Croft
07-07-12, 22:26
The member icons are hilarious. Hilarious.

BinRaider
07-07-12, 22:29
Satan has like 100,000,000 whores according to that forum. He must be like some kind of sugar daddy in the after-life world. I would totally be a whore of Satan.

lara c. fan
07-07-12, 22:32
Why don't we create a "General Landover Baptist Church" thread? :p

Mai
07-07-12, 22:36
Is that some sort of joke forum? They appear insane.

ajrich17901
07-07-12, 22:36
Is that some sort of joke forum? They appear insane.

Not a joke, they're just insane. :p

Mai
07-07-12, 22:39
Not a joke, they're just insane. :p

Just scrolled through a couple of threads, for being religious they are a bunch of insulting, nasty people :S!

zeussy
07-07-12, 22:39
Why don't we create a "General Landover Baptist Church" thread? :p
That actually sounds like a brilliant idea xD
Is that some sort of joke forum? They appear insane.

I thought so at first, but after browsing it.. I was hoping it's a hilarious satire, but my hopes were shattered after seeing this, and the replies, of course:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=54668

Tiddlyfish13
07-07-12, 22:40
Religion thread.
Will not end well. /Words of wisdom.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6eo8jQEa21qcgdis.gif

Melonie Tomb Raider
07-07-12, 22:41
*facepalm*

Mai
07-07-12, 22:41
I thought so at first, but after browsing it.. I was hoping it's a hilarious satire, but my hopes were shattered after seeing this, and the replies, of course:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=54668

Oh dear lord :(

Melonie Tomb Raider
07-07-12, 22:46
That is the second most disturbing forum I've ever seen. The first one involved stuffed animals. O_o

Edit: Accept Jesus and get a free PS3. (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4913) Oh goodness, I can't stop laughing. :vlol: :vlol: Extremist... wow. :rolleyes:

Jami393
07-07-12, 22:50
That is the second most disturbing forum I've ever seen. The first one involved stuffed animals. O_o

Edit: Accept Jesus and get a free PS3. (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4913) Oh goodness, I can't stop laughing. :vlol: :vlol: Extremist... wow. :rolleyes:

What can be disturbing about stuff animals?

Melonie Tomb Raider
07-07-12, 22:58
What can be disturbing about stuff animals?

LOl!! :vlol: Wasn't the actual animals, it's what people did to them and described. Very disturbing.

But I take that back. After reading this forum more, I'll put the stuffed animal forum as the second most disturbing and this religious extremist site as the #1 most disturbing. Wow. I can't tell if people are trolling or really feel that way. O.o

lara c. fan
07-07-12, 22:59
I suppose the question is now "What was Mel doing on that forum in the first place?"... :pi:

Melonie Tomb Raider
07-07-12, 23:05
I suppose the question is now "What was Mel doing on that forum in the first place?"... :pi:

I was making plushies and looked for a community so I could find patterns and stuff. Turned out this plush community was different than I expected. :vlol:

Jami393
07-07-12, 23:07
I'd hate to think what people actually do and talk about with stuff animals.

Uzi master
07-07-12, 23:13
That actually sounds like a brilliant idea xD


I thought so at first, but after browsing it.. I was hoping it's a hilarious satire, but my hopes were shattered after seeing this, and the replies, of course:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=54668

I'm sorry, but how does even more disturbing comments change the fact it's a satire? Sure there's Poe's law, but if you thought it was a satire at first how does more comments like that make you think it's not?

BinRaider
07-07-12, 23:18
I'm sorry, but how does even more disturbing comments change the fact it's a satire? Sure there's Poe's law, but if you thought it was a satire at first how does more comments like that make you think it's not?

Well Poe's law just defines it. How do we actually know?

Uzi master
07-07-12, 23:21
Well Poe's law just defines it. How do we actually know?

Well for one there's the Terms and Conditions, I think someone pointed out it said it was a satire. My point wasn't that though, I wanted to know why he would think it was a satire before but not now after he saw more of the same ludicrous comments. Seeing as how that's exactly what it would look like if it is a satire.

ShadyCroft
07-07-12, 23:24
lol! these people are very very sad! :)

BinRaider
07-07-12, 23:27
Well for one there's the Terms and Conditions, I think someone pointed out it said it was a satire. My point wasn't that though, I wanted to know why he would think it was a satire before but not now after he saw more of the same ludicrous comments. Seeing as how that's exactly what it would look like if it is a satire.

Well if you see more of something then you're inclined to believe it more. You're light-hearted about it a first but when you read more and more of those comments that wears off pretty quick. Say if they are really beating their wives and unborn children with a rod? How do we know? The terms and conditions didn't directly say it was a satire - it just said ludicrous things like God's language is American English.

scion05
07-07-12, 23:28
I'm sorry but the icon for pro-life is hilarious on that forum :vlol:

zeussy
07-07-12, 23:46
Well for one there's the Terms and Conditions, I think someone pointed out it said it was a satire. My point wasn't that though, I wanted to know why he would think it was a satire before but not now after he saw more of the same ludicrous comments. Seeing as how that's exactly what it would look like if it is a satire.

Because, maybe I'm wrong, but I doubt that even a satire would go this over-the-top, to the extent of racist, abusive, disgusting, long, well-constructed posts. Not to mention almost all if not all of the users are like this:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=75735
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40316
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=78668
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=54089
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45460
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10357

Just trying to make a point at how extensive and insane the hatred and bigotry are, and most of the posts and threads are written with passion. Not all of the threads are like this, and that says something. So I'm assuming that, if this is a satire, many members are unaware of that.. So it's still real hatred and abusive attitudes.

LaraDuh
07-07-12, 23:48
The Jesus people are coming for our weaves!

sheepman23
07-07-12, 23:52
I read a few posts and then just started laughing out loud. It's that ridiculous. :vlol:

Rai
07-07-12, 23:52
Couldn't this have stayed in the other thread?

Although, I agree with Zeussy in that for something that is supposedly satirical, it's so over the top. Are new members supposed to somehow know it's satirical and basically one big Role play? Isn't that what's supposed to be going on, members don't really mean/believe what they post? For a satire/parody, it just seems real and if there are members there who genuinely believe in that tripe, then it is at least partly not satire. Also, why do all the members (or those I've seen) go to so much trouble to quote bible verses that support their 'posts'/stories etc. It's more than simply supporting their pov like we would over in the TR sections etc, it's everywhere.

Ikas90
08-07-12, 00:08
I'm compelled to join and start trolling everyone.

Edit: my post count ends in 666.

Encore
08-07-12, 00:11
Couldn't this have stayed in the other thread?

Although, I agree with Zeussy in that for something that is supposedly satirical, it's so over the top. Are new members supposed to somehow know it's satirical and basically one big Role play? Isn't that what's supposed to be going on, members don't really mean/believe what they post? For a satire/parody, it just seems real and if there are members there who genuinely believe in that tripe, then it is at least partly not satire. Also, why do all the members (or those I've seen) go to so much trouble to quote bible verses that support their 'posts'/stories etc. It's more than simply supporting their pov like we would over in the TR sections etc, it's everywhere.

I believe the point is to fool people like us and make us realize how shocking these ideas are. It works, considering this thread.... As for why they dedicate so much time to it, well, I think it's because this is a form of activism.

Rai
08-07-12, 00:18
^Well, they certainly know how to be convincing :p. Do you reckon there's a hidden forum section whereby members can just hang out and be themselves, and talk normally and relaxed? I can't imagine keeping it going for too long. I mean there's a section just for women to discuss how to be perfect wives etc. Oh and women don't have souls, apparently. :vlol:

lord gaga
08-07-12, 00:18
I'm compelled to join and start trolling everyone.

Edit: my post count ends in 666.

You are an ungodly whore. You must submit yourself to your husband for a whipping and then you may be saved :p. Anyway it was confermed to be a parody but I'm sure lots of members there takes it seriously.

Poke Warrior
08-07-12, 00:45
I just have the feeling of wanting to point at his face and laugh.

:}hello friend
08-07-12, 01:13
I'm compelled to join and start trolling everyone.

Edit: my post count ends in 666.
I started too. But sadly the forum is shut down. :(

ozzman
08-07-12, 01:44
gonna join site as

The Devil's son

ShadyCroft
08-07-12, 01:58
Ok I'm not getting this. Are these people for real or are they pretending to have those beliefs to show how ridiculous those beliefs are ?

Qualopek
08-07-12, 02:57
It's a troll site. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church)

GenyaArikado
08-07-12, 03:01
It's a troll site. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church)

Beaten to the punch.

LaraDuh
08-07-12, 03:01
In practical terms this means the best time to start hitting the child with a rod is about 16 weeks before it is born. Usually this is also a period in which your wife starts neglecting her duties so you can hit two birds with one stone by hitting hard with a rod on the belly of the pregnant woman. Make sure to be forceful enough, otherwise the child will not notice!

I cant..


EDIT: I might make an account just to troll. Someone give me a good username! :vlol:!
Esit: i got one.




"Jewish"

Hairhelmet12
08-07-12, 05:28
What about 'The Devil' :vlol:

Lara's Nemesis
08-07-12, 05:39
Good luck trying to troll these people, they are obviously the experts.

Tiddlyfish13
08-07-12, 07:50
"Jewish"


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m66fdpiPwD1qcgdis.gif

almayah
08-07-12, 09:55
See this?
This is the reason I'm an atheist. :wve:

The following are hated by God and need to repent before He grows wrathful

Abortionists
Actors
Activist Judges
Anti-Americans
Astronomers
Anime Fans
Atheists
Artists
Bastards, to tenth generation
Blogers
Bicyclists
Biologists
Birth Control Pill Popping Coeds
Californians
Cancer Patients
Children who rape adults
Civil Rights Lawyers
Communists
Community Activists
Computer Gamers
Cosmologists
Culture War Cowards who hide in the military like Kerry
Darwinist
Doris Day Fans
Democrats
Dirty Pillows
Doctors
Dog Owners and other Sorcerers
Drug Abusers
Economists
Epilepsy Drug Abusers
Environmentalists
Feminists
Furries
Fiat Currency
Freedom Haters
Gay Marriage
Government Regulators
Geologists
Goths
Grey Hound Bus Lines
Gun Control Freaks
Heretics
Harlots
Hippies
Historians
Hitler like secret communists
Hoddies
Homosexuals
Illegal Immigrants
Islamo-Fascists
Keynesian Economics
LARPers
Liberals
Magicians, stage or otherwise
Main Stream Media
Metro Sexuals
Men with Beards
Model Railroaders
Moochers
Nobel Peace Prize Winners
Nudists
Occultists
Occupy Movement Members
Oreo Cookies
Paleontologists
People who Live Near Gays
Pornographers
Pre-stolen Land Theives
Progressives
Protestors
The Poor
Public Transit Workers
Public School Teachers
Public Opinion Pollsters
Realists
Reverse Racists
Rock Musicians
Satirists
Secularists
Secret Anti-Imperialists
Stalinist and other Nazis
Sissy Boys
TelePrompter Makers
Terrorist Fist Bumpers
Transvestites
University Professors
Union Members
Unemployed
Victims of Sexual Harassment and other men haters
Welfare Mothers
Women in their Unclean times.
Women who physically or sexually abuse men.
Witches

The Following Religions Have Displeased God and should turn to Baptists before it's to late

Catholics
Episcopalians
Methodists
Presbyterians
Pentecostals
Amish
Greek and Russian Orthodox
Muslims
Hindus
Jews
Pantheists
Buddhists
Pagans
Wiccans

The Following Countries are on bad ground with God

Australia
California
Canada
Finland
France
Germany
Japan
Iceland
India
Ile of Mann
New York (except for 911 site)
Poland
Portugal
Sweden
Virgin Islands

These games offend The Lord

Angry Birds (gateway game to sex)
City of Heroes (socialism)
Counter Strike (encouraging school shootings)
Deadspace 2 (demon worship)
Diablo 3 (Satanism)
Dragon Age 2 (feminism)
Dungeon and Dragons Online (pederasty)
Fallout 3 (Violent content)
Guitar Hero (drug abuse)
HALO III (Islamofaschism)
LA Noire (mocks law enforcement)
Minecraft (child sex slavery)
Oblivion (polytheism)
Pokemon (gateway to self abuse)
Portal 3 (sodomy simulator)
Starcraft 2 (gays in the military)
Super Mario Brothers (gay cruising tool)
Team Fortress 2 (promoting gay marriage)

The following musical forums are against God's and nature's laws

Jazz (woodwinds are fellatio simulators)
Indy (experimentation = Satanism)
Polka (sexual depravity)
Punk (bad haircuts)
Rap (Haminism)
Reggae (rhythm emphases on the off-beat is gateway to depravity)
Rock (drug abuse)


The Following Groups are Dead to God and beyond help

Canaanites
Pre-Flood People's
Dinosaurs
The county of Belgium (doesn't exist)
Did I miss something?

moodydog
08-07-12, 12:56
See this?
This is the reason I'm an atheist. :wve:


Did I miss something?

Yes... Pretty much any entertainment, country, Job, in fact anything in life which is not their practice is wrong, and you will burn in hell for it.
But then again, that list isn't really extensive because they are made up.

Also I love how hell is centered around very physical propeties, like burning and fire, and pictures depict very humanistic medieval torture devices, and seems to conjure up the very worse the typical human mind can think of.

Underhoe
08-07-12, 13:05
See this?
This is the reason I'm an atheist. :wve:


Did I miss something?

Breathing

Caesum
08-07-12, 13:05
If Angelina Jolie is the Devil then I can say I have some Sympathy For the Devil.

: >

kooky
08-07-12, 13:40
All this crap is absolutely pathetic! :yik: As if these people can't get any stupider, Tomb Raider was created by Toby Gard not Angelina Jolie! Besides that forum is just really corrupt in that belief the belief that God hates specific sinners this is not true, according to Christianity God hates the sin & not the sinner, those morons! I think they need a serious evaluation of their brain & mind... this Also one reason I'm an agnostic as well. =/

@Almayah, that list of beliefs is just made up garbage to scare people, so they are saying if I become a physicist/astronomer than God automatically hates me?! Give me a break, these people must really have no social lives. :p

NRO.
08-07-12, 13:54
It's a troll site. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church)

Ugh, the SITE (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/) is a troll site. The forums are another matter. Who would have so much time on their hands to troll around the whole day?

Admles
08-07-12, 13:56
All this crap is absolutely pathetic! :yik: As if these people can't get any stupider, Tomb Raider was created by Toby Gard not Angelina Jolie! Besides that forum is just really corrupt in that belief the belief that God hates specific sinners this is not true, according to Christianity God hates the sin & not the sinner, those morons! I think they need a serious evaluation of their brain & mind... this Also one reason I'm an agnostic as well. =/

@Almayah, that list of beliefs is just made up garbage to scare people, so they are saying if I become a physicist/astronomer than God automatically hates me?! Give me a break, these people must really have no social lives. :p



^^^^^ In case you haven't picked it up yet, it's a parody / satire / comedy site. It's well known on the internet for being such.

tomee
08-07-12, 14:03
That actually sounds like a brilliant idea xD


I thought so at first, but after browsing it.. I was hoping it's a hilarious satire, but my hopes were shattered after seeing this, and the replies, of course:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=54668

http://www.blaenavonband.co.uk/euph_hero.htm

His profile picture is fake.

zeussy
08-07-12, 16:07
http://www.blaenavonband.co.uk/euph_hero.htm

His profile picture is fake.

You're not Lara, either.

the ancient
08-07-12, 16:11
that forum is just hilarious.

The county of Belgium (doesn't exist)

I live in a lie y'all :'(

Killercowz
08-07-12, 16:54
^^^^^ In case you haven't picked it up yet, it's a parody / satire / comedy site. It's well known on the internet for being such.
Psst.
Ugh, the SITE (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/) is a troll site. The forums are another matter. Who would have so much time on their hands to troll around the whole day?

LaraDuh
08-07-12, 17:04
Someone go on there and start talking about rndom things off their list of things god hates.

thecentaur
08-07-12, 17:06
These games offend The Lord

Angry Birds (gateway game to sex)

Well that sucks

BrandonFlowers
08-07-12, 17:07
See this?
This is the reason I'm an atheist. :wve:


Did I miss something?

He doesn't seem to mind Bisexuals and diabetics, so I am okay :D

But what a giggle that place it <3

LaraDuh
08-07-12, 17:09
He doesn't seem to mind Bisexuals and diabetics, so I am okay :D

But what a giggle that place it <3

I like the one thread about getting your daughter raped xD :vlol:!

edit: OMG one guy found out his neighbor is gay and now wants to throw rocks at his house!! Watch out TRF they comin' fur your weaves.

robm_2007
08-07-12, 17:17
Have they complained about the new TR yet? That game is full of anti-Jesus material.

LaraDuh
08-07-12, 17:17
Have they complained about the new TR yet? That game is full of anti-Jesus material.

No it has "rape" in it so its okay. :p

zeussy
08-07-12, 17:25
Have they complained about the new TR yet? That game is full of anti-Jesus material.

I'm positive they will soon.

2kool4u
08-07-12, 17:47
Don't we already have a thread for these people?

Do we?

As for that site, holy **** i've never laughed so hard in my life O_o. Damn good parody site!

tampi
08-07-12, 18:22
Well, I was convinced that these were real. The real ones, I think are worse than these.

I, Tomb Raider
08-07-12, 18:45
Well, nobody needs to know this.
At least, I don't. :vlol:

zeussy
08-07-12, 20:25
Do we?

As for that site, holy **** i've never laughed so hard in my life O_o. Damn good parody site!
It's not a parody, as far as I know and have observed.. But I know, it's unbelievably ridiculous and bizarre, to the point that some posts are damn hilarious and outrageous.

Ugh, the SITE (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/) is a troll site. The forums are another matter. Who would have so much time on their hands to troll around the whole day?

Zelda master
08-07-12, 20:30
Do we?

As for that site, holy **** i've never laughed so hard in my life O_o. Damn good parody site!

Yeah the Circumcision topic got chanegd into this topic for a couple of pages, Gabi thankfully changed that back however...

SpyrosMonster
08-07-12, 20:56
http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums/z357/arifazul69/82f0f923.gif

CiaKonwerski
08-07-12, 21:04
Yeah, because being a UN Goodwill Ambassador is totally satanic haha.

larafan25
09-07-12, 00:18
Yeah, because being a UN Goodwill Ambassador is totally satanic haha.

Yes, Angelina.

CiaKonwerski
09-07-12, 00:54
Yes, Angelina.

OMG, conspiracy. :O

Seriously though...those people are retarded. The sad part is, there are actually people like that. :l

Tombraiderx08
09-07-12, 01:11
Have we not reached the verdict that the website is a site of satirical fakeness?

robm_2007
09-07-12, 01:17
Some people are in denial and refuse to believe that the place that has them nodding their heads in agreement could, in any way, be fake.

CiaKonwerski
09-07-12, 01:22
I think/hope everyone knows that it's fake. IDK about that OP though. :p

Killercowz
09-07-12, 01:30
^
Read this. :p

Ugh, the SITE (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/) is a troll site. The forums are another matter. Who would have so much time on their hands to troll around the whole day?


This post was quoted a total of three times now.

Lara's Nemesis
09-07-12, 01:50
Here's the real deal.

http://www.christianforums.com/f370/

Killercowz
09-07-12, 01:58
Here's the real deal.

http://www.christianforums.com/f370/

I'm skimming through it and so far it doesn't seem that bad.

Lara's Nemesis
09-07-12, 02:05
I'm skimming through it and so far it doesn't seem that bad.

I've not read any of it, the other forum is mocking this type of one tho. They even have similar badges. :p

Rai
09-07-12, 11:25
Here's the real deal.

http://www.christianforums.com/f370/

Just taken a quick glance at it and all I can say is, the 'mocking' site is clearly grossly exaggerating. The members there seem a lot nicer and open. The joke is on the satirical site. :p

To be honest, I agree with NRO, I find it hard to believe that the forum is as satirical as the main site is. The members on the forum appear to have far too much time on their hands if they go out of their way to seem that convincing and even rude. The main site itself maybe more known to be satirical and easier it find than the forums. I can't help wondering if the original intention was to be satirical, but the membership is large, it's hard to believe the majority are 'in' on the 'joke'. It could be the forums evolved into something more serious.

tampi
09-07-12, 11:42
No, no. That's not the real one which they do satire. There is a Baptist church there, in USA, which are worse than the forum of satire. I tell you.
I have seen them on television and they are sickly.

NRO.
09-07-12, 11:45
Here's the real deal.

http://www.christianforums.com/f370/

I think this forum is sort of cute even tho I don't believe in God. These people seem like typical next door Christians. I want to register there and ask what they think of extreme beliefs.

And thank you Rai! Exactly what I meant.

LaraDuh
09-07-12, 13:37
Here's the real deal.

http://www.christianforums.com/f370/

OMG thats the cutest site ever. Im atheist but listening to people talk about Jebus is tha cutest thing.

Dustie
09-07-12, 14:50
I almost tought they were being serious, but then I saw Accept Jesus and get a PS3 or T-Rex was just a giant kangaroo, and I knew something wasn't right...

Barry Matharoo
10-07-12, 05:11
OMG this

Dating tips for christian Men (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0701/dating.html) :vlol:

3. PURCHASE A RING
Visit a jewelry store and purchase a diamond ring. For the Christian man, every date is a potential mate. If she is the right gal, you will want to pop the question as soon as possible. It is always handy to have the engagement ring available.

4. RECITE VERSES
When you are on the date, use awkward moments of silence to quote scripture, or sing a favorite hymn. All women are impressed with such things. If she is not woo'd by this, it is a sign that she might be possessed by a demon. Take her to your church and drop her off by the back gate with a note to the pastor taped to her forehead. Be sure to secure her to a tree or post using chains or rope so that she won't get away during the night.

lance6439
10-07-12, 05:23
When do I get my PS3?

TombRaiderFan.
10-07-12, 06:41
If this forum is for real, then I hope these people keep away in their basements and don't come out. If they're all trolls, then...same thing. Seriously, how pathetic do you have to be to spend all day long trolling?

Ugh, the SITE (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/) is a troll site. The forums are another matter. Who would have so much time on their hands to troll around the whole day?

Ya, it doesn't add up. What's the point of trolls trolling other trolls? It loses all the fun behind trolling if other trolls won't take your trolling seriously.

NRO.
10-07-12, 13:26
Ya, it doesn't add up. What's the point of trolls trolling other trolls? It loses all the fun behind trolling if other trolls won't take your trolling seriously.

http://ouchto5k.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/yo-dawg-xzibit-241.jpg

Eros5th
14-07-12, 06:16
I happen to like Satan's whore :ohn:

Johnnay
14-07-12, 10:46
Angry Birds is a gateway to sex

Da Fuk:confused:

lcroft_lc
14-07-12, 11:46
;6309768']Angelina Jolie is the Goddess![/fact]

Fixed. :tmb:

Giichil
16-07-12, 10:00
Is 2 days late an okay reply?

Well anyway, I don't think you people understand what's going on here.

People become so angry with religion that they go on towards satire in large degrees. It's called trolling, but I'm sure you knew that.

These people aren't religious by any stretch of the imagination. They're just like MadTv in that respect. I have seen on a particular anonymous image board (with rules saying I can't mention who they are) that they have a call-to-arms regarding this behavior. They gather in groups and create as much of a farce as they can to get a laugh.

The one I saw involved "Christians" denying the world is round. They posted Getty and Worth 1000 photoshopped images of water running off of the edge of the world. Cheesy pictures like this one:

http://www.teenviewsofia.com/upload/fck_editor/kolumv.jpg

Don't fall for elaborate trolling. It's amusing, yes, but it's not legitimate.

tampi
16-07-12, 10:07
^^I wonder who built that house on the edge of the cliff.
It seems difficult to place a scaffold there. :p

strawberry22
16-07-12, 10:54
Those people are crazy! Look at those stupid awards that they get! "Born again virgin"? WTF???

Isaac
17-07-12, 14:59
Okay so we know as a fact that the site is a satire. Is it the same thing for the forum? I find it hard to believe that so many people have so much time to waste on their hand... And after seeing many hatred comments on Facebook based on religious beliefs, they are very credible, way too credible.

Sgt BOMBULOUS
17-07-12, 15:04
I don't think she's the devil, I just think she looks like a catfish.

KC Mraz
17-07-12, 15:32
To be honest, I would feel kinda flattered if someone called me "the whore of Satan". It sounds pretty badass.

strawberry22
17-07-12, 20:37
To be honest, I would feel kinda flattered if someone called me "the whore of Satan". It sounds pretty badass.

:vlol: