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CuteLilDragon
21-07-12, 23:28
Okay guys, this is a very simple, but a few things.

1) Don't Swear
2) Don't Fight
3) Keep It At Least PG-13
4) Only 4 Posts Per Day On This Thread

The goal is basically to first write out a way to protect yourself from the above persons attack, and then write an attack at the end of your post.

For Example:
User 1: I Throw You Into The Oven!

User 2: I Am Flame Proof!
I Shove You Into A Freezer

User 3: I Break The Freezer With My Teeth!
A Giant Shark Is About To Eat You

Have Fun And Play Nice!


You Are In A Pool Of Pirhannas

Legend of Lara
21-07-12, 23:28
I get up and slap you.

CuteLilDragon
21-07-12, 23:29
(You're doing it wrong...)

I Catch Your Hand, Slap Refused

I strap you to a chair and you're watching a Justin Bieber Music Video

cezy rockeru
21-07-12, 23:31
i have ear plugs and no eyes.

i throw a burning sharp banana at you~~~~~~~

moodydog
21-07-12, 23:34
I like bananas
Mod Edit: Inappropriate!

CuteLilDragon
21-07-12, 23:34
Mod Edit: Inappropriate!

Lara Croft Bangs Down Your Door And Points A Gun At Your Head

cezy rockeru
21-07-12, 23:36
i start singing and hope for the best.

i force you to eat yourself~

CuteLilDragon
21-07-12, 23:38
All my body parts re-grow naturally.

The sun is melting you.

trfanX34
22-07-12, 00:39
I AM the Sun :ohn:

You are about to die in an unavoidable way.

CuteLilDragon
22-07-12, 00:40
I Live


A ducks got a gun!
He's robbing the bank!
You're the cashier!
Uh-oh!

Ikas90
22-07-12, 00:44
I'll strangle that duck.

You just got super cancer and will die tomorrow.

CuteLilDragon
22-07-12, 00:45
I found the cure for cancer

A flying toilet is about to smash you into the ground

larafan25
22-07-12, 00:46
I turn into a puddle of water which cannot be smashed.

I'm a puddle of water and I'm all over you, drowning you, and I'm really hot.

CuteLilDragon
22-07-12, 00:49
I drink the puddle

The Terminator is hunting you down.

GenyaArikado
22-07-12, 00:53
I'm iron man.


I shot you with a AK-47 in the head

(You're doing it wrong...)

I Catch Your Hand, Slap Refused

I strap you to a chair and you're watching a Justin Bieber Music Video

You haven't seen Excella Gionne

CuteLilDragon
22-07-12, 00:56
My head is made of metal

Eric Kaz shoves your head in the piano and keeps pressing the keys so fast that the triggers in the piano are hitting you to death.

jackali
22-07-12, 01:12
Keep it clean, guys. And let's not use this as an excuse to spam. Four posts per day please.

Zenx
22-07-12, 01:54
My head is made of metal

Eric Kaz shoves your head in the piano and keeps pressing the keys so fast that the triggers in the piano are hitting you to death.

The piano was old and made of wood, so, it suddenly breaks up as Eric and I crash in the floor, I take him by the head and crack his neck.

So I go to you and throw you away off the 12th floor, where, surprisingly, was the place we were in. :p

(IDK if that even makes sense. :pi:)

domino92
22-07-12, 04:11
I'm full of helium, so I fly away.

I trap you in a box with no food and limited air.

GenyaArikado
22-07-12, 04:16
Its a paper box

I feed you to Chtulhu (?)

Killercowz
22-07-12, 04:20
I'm not mint flavored and he spits me out.

I find a way to get you sucked into a black hole.

CuteLilDragon
22-07-12, 04:26
The black hole vanishes right when I'm about to fly into it

Chuck Norris Stares At You

:}hello friend
22-07-12, 05:15
Chuck Norris uses STARE. It was ineffective.

I pushed you down an elevator shaft, and the elevator is closing in on you.

LaraDuh
22-07-12, 05:18
I use my enormous ghetto ass to stop the elevator.

I just impaled you with a sharpened spoon and you're slowly bleeding as i dangle you above a pool of sharks, by the way...






The rope is on fire.

Peanut
22-07-12, 05:21
I grab the sharpened spoon before it impales me.

I take it and stab you in your enormous ghetto ass, your ass cheek is deflating.

CuteLilDragon
22-07-12, 05:22
(Guys! No swearing!!!)

My Butt Eats The Spoon

You're stuck inside your computer, and then you have a power outage

Zenx
22-07-12, 05:22
Edit: Damn it!

I active my plastic-wrapping mechanism, get out of there by breaking the display (LOl) and throw you in the pool with the computer still connected.

LaraDuh
22-07-12, 05:24
Nvm

:}hello friend
22-07-12, 05:24
Luckily I brought my scuba diving gear.

You are forced to watch reality T.V. until your brain eventually rots from the inside out.

LaraDuh
22-07-12, 05:26
I continue to bleed on your nice carpet until it is ruined, then I get some band-aids.

You are forced to watch reality T.V. until your brain eventually rots from the inside out.

Im a zombie and have no brain.


A small baby is unknowingly stabbing you with a lightsaber, you've been cut in half.

:}hello friend
22-07-12, 05:28
^lolwut

lcroft_lc
22-07-12, 05:32
Im a zombie and have no brain.


A small baby is unknowingly stabbing you with a lightsaber, you've been cut in half.

Huh! Even the almighty Anakin couldn't cut me out with his light-saber.

Released the Cracken to eat you as the breakfast.

CuteLilDragon
22-07-12, 05:34
I eat crackens for breakfast

You start to poop to death.

michaeldt
22-07-12, 06:23
I sit on the toilet.

You start sinking into the earth for whatever reason.

lcroft_lc
22-07-12, 06:44
I eat crackens for breakfast

You start to poop to death.

Dude, 4 posts per day. This was your 10th post today in 7 hours. :pi:

strawberry22
22-07-12, 10:03
I sit on the toilet.

You start sinking into the earth for whatever reason.

I am a ghost, I can't sink

Your falling into the lava pit at The Great Pyramid

the ancient
22-07-12, 10:11
Natla will save me.


Your name is in the dead note.

Eden95
22-07-12, 10:50
It was my username and not my real name. :pi:

I lock you in an airtight metal crate and send the crate deep under the earth!

klona
22-07-12, 11:40
I used the "Replacement Technique". :p
Somehow gravity defies you and you die in space.

bagas
22-07-12, 12:01
somehow i have a jetpack, and i flew back home :p
You're drowning in your toilet

cezy rockeru
22-07-12, 12:06
i'm taking you with me and use you to save myself.

i'm spitting acid on your face.

LNSNHGTDS
22-07-12, 12:06
somehow i have a jetpack, and i flew back home :p
You're drowning in your toilet

Edit: Never mind :p .

i'm taking you with me and use you to save myself.

i'm spitting acid on your face.

I use an umbrella.

I 'm releasing a jaguar to tear you apart.

Eden95
22-07-12, 13:47
I can speak cat and turn the jaguar on you instead!

I release the annoying giant dragon thing from Citadel Gate to shoot fireballs at you and release swarms of locusts.

bagas
22-07-12, 15:06
luckily my friend is a dragonborn.he/she helps me to slay the dragon (skyrim much? lol :p)
you are hanging upside down in a cocoon thing

the ancient
22-07-12, 15:11
I'll become a gorgeous butterfly and fly away :3

a boulder is rolling behind you.

bekim
22-07-12, 15:12
I'll become a gorgeous butterfly and fly away :3

a boulder is rolling behind you.

there's a passageway i run from the boulder

I kill you with my FARTS :jmp:

klona
22-07-12, 16:49
I'm wearing an oxygen mask, you drowned in your own fart.
Your face got impaled by spikes.

TRLegendLuver
22-07-12, 17:09
Good thing I'm a mutant that can't be hurt by bullets or weapons.
I stick you underwater with a weight tied to your leg.

LaraDuh
22-07-12, 17:15
Im a fish

Sam uses her wonky eye powers to confuse you then continues to push you down a cliff.

StefanJ94
22-07-12, 18:17
Luckily I have a parachute.

The TRF mods have turned into zombies and have chased you down to a dead-end.

Ora Dagger
22-07-12, 18:26
I have rocket launcher :cool:

You fell into a pit full of needles.

klona
22-07-12, 18:38
I became water and evaporated myself to safety.
I strangled you to death.

TRLegendLuver
22-07-12, 18:41
Good thing I don't need to breathe oxygen.
You're a piece of a chocolate and a girl who has just broke up with her boyfriend is upset and is planning to eat you!

WWETombRaider
22-07-12, 18:47
I transform into a prince.
I run you over with a tank.

klona
22-07-12, 20:29
I'm sand.
Stabs your face with Lara's Ice Axe.

knightgames
22-07-12, 20:32
My mask is made of unbreakable gummy bear candy. (That stuff gets harder than a diamond)


I use the force to choke you.

TheCoolJazz
22-07-12, 21:19
Thankfully i can clone myself.

I set you on fire with a flamethrower.

Zenx
22-07-12, 21:25
I throw myself in the neighbor's pool.

I take you with me and drown you.

bekim
22-07-12, 21:31
I throw myself in the neighbor's pool.

I take you with me and drown you.

My mom dated Qualopec and as a result im the son of an atleantean god , im immortal .

I kill you with my smile :D

moodydog
22-07-12, 21:33
But I have the greatest smile of all...

http://www.skinit.com/assets/seo/jumbo_shot/jumbo_shot24618767/cheshire-cat-grin.jpg

I sing you to death.

TheCoolJazz
22-07-12, 21:37
I turned deaf for a few moments until you finished.

I shocked you with 1100 volts of electricity.

SKing
23-07-12, 00:02
I'm made of rubber :D

Pikachu, thundershock!
http://pokedream.com/museum/albums/general/animations/thundershock.gif

bagas
23-07-12, 03:03
i wear rubber clothing :p
You are a captain of a ship,when you reached the shores of greece,A siren lures you with her beautiful singing to make you crash your ship to the rock.

michaeldt
23-07-12, 03:12
I am the new Lara Croft

I contact aliens and have them come to earth to abduct you, once they have you they begin a live dissection.

CuteLilDragon
23-07-12, 06:06
I suck the aliens brains out :D

A dragon swallows you and you're about to burn in the acid inside the Dragon's body.

robm_2007
23-07-12, 08:06
I stab a hole in his stomach to drain the acid, and then I escape.
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I've infected you with the T-Virus and have destroyed all of the cures!

TheCoolJazz
23-07-12, 08:32
Thankfully i am already a zombie so i survived.

I start eating your brains.

bekim
23-07-12, 08:34
Thankfully i am already a zombie so i survived.

I start eating your brains.

I don't have brain you immature :mis:

I love you .

the ancient
23-07-12, 12:39
I don't love you back and call the police to keep you away.

Robot unicorns are using their psychic powers to summon astroids to your face.

zagraz
23-07-12, 12:50
I don't love you back and call the police to keep you away.

Robot unicorns are using their psychic powers to summon astroids to your face.

I protect myself through power shields I can make and I reflect astroids :ton:

I summon ghost army to destroy you!

TheCoolJazz
23-07-12, 16:03
I am the High Lord of the ghosts, I tell then to fall back.

I summon an army of angry sumo's to battle you. :mis:

Eden95
23-07-12, 16:19
I tell them all to diet and they start to cry.

I drop a nuke on your head. :whi:

bekim
23-07-12, 16:21
I tell them all to diet and they start to cry.

I drop a nuke on your head. :whi:

my head is made of metal ( if i have one !!!)

i dont wanna kill , ill let you get exhausted by this life ..........

CuteLilDragon
23-07-12, 17:14
I find the fountain of youth

I shove a tube into your mouth that is supplying you with an endless amount of vodka and you can't take the tube out.

zagraz
23-07-12, 17:17
I find the fountain of youth

I shove a tube into your mouth that is supplying you with an endless amount of vodka and you can't take the tube out.

I cut the tube with a saw.

I send Lara Croft and Doppelganger to you to kill you!

abdul wahab
23-07-12, 17:25
I cut the tube with a saw.

I send Lara Croft and Doppelganger to you to kill you!


Lara Croft is my GF :D

I send sand storm on you.

Tommy123
23-07-12, 17:31
Put on my gucci shades to shield my eyes


Fart on you

CuteLilDragon
23-07-12, 17:51
I swallow the fart

You're dead

trfanX34
23-07-12, 18:03
I'm not.

v YOU are though.

LaraDuh
23-07-12, 18:35
Im a zombie


Oprah's clit is swallowing you whole.

lord gaga
23-07-12, 19:42
I pushed a large tampon all up in that and came back out again as if she was giving birth.

I took ke$ha's bottle of alcohol and put it in your bag and she's armed looking for it.

GenyaArikado
23-07-12, 19:44
I dropped the bag

I kick you down a hole screaming THIS IS TRFORUMS

lord gaga
23-07-12, 19:47
I rise from the hole because it know I'm the king of the forums (y'all can fight over being queen)

I lock you in a room with nicki minaj and lil kim having an endless rap battle.

CuteLilDragon
23-07-12, 19:54
I put in earplugs and eventually they sing to death

I feed you to a tiger

LNSNHGTDS
23-07-12, 19:55
I put in earplugs and eventually they sing to death

I feed you to a tiger

It left it 's teeth home so it couldn't eat me.

I tie you up and throw you in the ocean.

CuteLilDragon
23-07-12, 23:17
I chew my way out of the rope

Justin Bieber kisses you. :D

LaraDuh
23-07-12, 23:19
I rip his kisser off.

You are now listening to twelve hours of commercials, the end result will be that your ears burst and your brains fall out tha side of yo head gurl.

lord gaga
24-07-12, 02:06
Firstly I'm a boy and second my brains fell out a long time ago.

The cafeteria women have you bound and gagged in the back room of your school and they are trying new dangerous toxic food inventions on you to see if you live or die!

sheepman23
24-07-12, 02:08
Wait for one of their hands to get close to my mouth, and then bite down as hard as I can and scream for help.

You've just fallen into the an enormous pot of liquid chocolate, and there's no ladder or anything on the sides to help you climb out!

knightgames
24-07-12, 02:20
I open my safety floatation vest filled with marshmallows and float to the top.


Your forced to watch Bily Mays informercials, while tied to a chair, at full volume until your ears bleed. You go insane and kill yourself in desperation.

ozzman
24-07-12, 03:34
i'm already deaf

toss you into a pit of zombies

CuteLilDragon
24-07-12, 03:47
I eat the zombies brains

You've been flushed down the toilet

:}hello friend
24-07-12, 05:36
Unfortunately I haven't, because someone has been banned.

I uppercut you into the Cesspool in Mortal Kombat.

strawberry22
24-07-12, 12:01
I've never played Mortal Combat.

You are nuked and sent into a dark empty oblivion with no way out AT ALL

moodydog
24-07-12, 12:09
I die in oblivion and am reincarnated... so technically; I live.

I send you into outer space without a space suit.

Jedd Fletcher
24-07-12, 12:20
I am Batman, and therefore can breathe in space.

http://seekersofthebat.com/wp-content/uploads/Batman-can-breathe-in-space.gif

I send hell's creatures to devour your soul and leave you as an empty husk!

klona
24-07-12, 13:02
That was one of my replications, I'm still here. :wve:
I whacked (and disfigured) your face with Sly Cooper's cane.

TRLegendLuver
24-07-12, 13:30
Good thing I have the ability to heal in less than a few seconds.
I laser vision you into the sun, and you burn into pieces in less than a millisecond!

strawberry22
24-07-12, 13:39
I'm lazor proof

You get in a time machine to the time of the dinosaurs, one of them eats you.

zagraz
24-07-12, 13:41
I get out of its stomach by cutting it.

I send you to another planet and people on that planet want to eat you!

Sgt BOMBULOUS
24-07-12, 13:43
I cover them with Gravy and dispatch my sister-in-law to devour them (and you).

I commission the ghost of Lyndon B. Johnson to defend me.

trfanX34
24-07-12, 14:47
Okay, you're not attacking me anyways :I

You are paralyzed, the ceiling is going to collapse on you and you can't do absolutely anything about it.

Rosaly
24-07-12, 15:25
Nope. I have special power laser eyes :D I'll destroy the falling ceiling :D

You are in a pool fool of crocodiles, you can't swim and there's no one to save you, and you are too weak to fight with all of the crocodiles...

TheCoolJazz
24-07-12, 16:16
I turn into one of them.

We all attack you together.

trfanX34
24-07-12, 16:48
You're all so weak it's even funny.

I kill you in the most painful way possible and make sure you're dead and YESH! You ARE dead! And there's nothing you can do about it now, you're already dead! :D

Rai
24-07-12, 18:17
I'm a Time Lord and I regenerated.

I pushed you into a spike pit and now your body resembles Swiss cheese.

Eden95
24-07-12, 18:23
Too bad this is Final Fantasy VIII and I'd already used a Phoenix Pinion.

REBIRTH FLAME BOOM.

I tie you to a post in a basement, tie your hands and feet together, put tape over your mouth, and shoot you with a gatling gun. You are now full of holes, get out of that one!

Gamd1011
24-07-12, 18:36
I'm a werewolf (unless you used silver bullets :pi:)

You are skydiving, but you forgot your parachute!

LNSNHGTDS
24-07-12, 18:59
I'm a werewolf (unless you used silver bullets :pi:)

You are skydiving, but you forgot your parachute!

There 's a sea below me so I just dive in :p .

Lara throws you off a cliff.

disapearing-boy
24-07-12, 19:02
I yell 'SUPERMAN' and he comes and saves me... (lameass hero's can be useful from time to time:pi:)

I tie you up and put you on a conveyor belt with a chainsaw at the end. You've been searched and stripped of any gadgets/items you had and you can't move.

I stand back and watch the gore:D

Rai
24-07-12, 19:20
Ooops there's an electrical cut and the chainsaw and the conveyor belt stop working. I manage to free myself in time.

You're shot by 50 arrows, one hits you directly in the heart.

Sgt BOMBULOUS
24-07-12, 19:25
Well then, it's a good thing my heart is made of Carbon Fiber!!! (Along with my clothes... Yes, that'll do)

I dispatch Nicki Minaj to sing to you 24 hours a day (That should finish anyone)

sheepman23
24-07-12, 19:29
I call a guy to bring my starship, stick her in it, and send it off to Pluto.

I put you in a pool of water and drop a bunch of sodium in it.

the ancient
24-07-12, 19:31
Good thing I'm made of....
CHLORIDE.

The apocalypse breaks out.

Sgt BOMBULOUS
24-07-12, 19:33
I call a guy to bring my starship, stick her in it, and send it off to Pluto.

I put you in a pool of water and drop a bunch of sodium in it.

Nicki Minaj is a woman?!??!

Atlantisfreak
24-07-12, 19:36
Nicki Minaj is a woman?!??!

She's a godess.

klona
25-07-12, 00:30
Good thing I'm made of....
CHLORIDE.

The apocalypse breaks out.

I have products that expire at 2014, sorry.
I poisoned you and stuffed your corpse into a heavy box and threw you into the sea.

lord gaga
25-07-12, 01:16
Wow you really thought that sun burned asian lady was me?

Your tied up to a chair in my basement while justin bieber, carly ray jepson and one direction come to serenade you for hours.

Lara My Love
25-07-12, 02:53
Wow you really thought that sun burned asian lady was me?

Your tied up to a chair in my basement while justin bieber, carly ray jepson and one direction come to serenade you for hours.

i scream for lara and she helps me, i grab your arm right to justin biebers hair.

zagraz
25-07-12, 07:50
It doesn't matter if I touch his hair because I don't hate JB.

I'm going to send you an army of giant spiders! And they're so hungry as they eat anything they find.

bagas
25-07-12, 08:21
they eat anything they find? oh well,they ate many landmines i have placed in front of my home,poor spidey :mis:
God is calling,he say he want your soul back :pi:

zagraz
25-07-12, 09:55
they eat anything they find? oh well,they ate many landmines i have placed in front of my home,poor spidey :mis:
God is calling,he say he want your soul back :pi:

I begged him not to get my soul back. Instead of it, I wanted to die and I'm now a ghost. And I'm immortal :mis:

I'm gonna kill you myself! :mis:

lord gaga
25-07-12, 12:24
Really cause I don't think you even know me.

I drop you into an ocean of sharks with a large cut in your hand.

Tommy123
25-07-12, 12:33
The sharks take one bite of my chunky body and all get diabetes and die


I bite your nipple off and suffocate you with my greasy weave

bagas
25-07-12, 13:23
whoops i think you bite the wrong person,its my cow nipple :mad: now you make her mad and now she's ready to kick your ass lol :vlol:

i sent Ezio Auditore the legendary assassin to assassinate you :mis:

klona
25-07-12, 13:25
whoops i think you bite the wrong person,its my cow nipple :mad: now you make her mad and now she's ready to kick your ass lol :vlol:

i sent Ezio Auditore the legendary assassin to assassinate you :mis:

It turned out he killed one of my booby-trapped replications. He exploded in the process and Ezio died.
I dropped a heavy 60 inch TV on your face. you died.

Eden95
25-07-12, 14:31
I'm made of chocolate...don't ask. I melt and reform as whole again. :whi:

I drop you into the Sanitarium with no weapons. :mis:

JesseBlue
25-07-12, 14:35
So, TRF is full of Natlas and Laras.

Tyrannosaurus
25-07-12, 18:02
I kill all of the mutants in the sanitarium with by bulk and jaws.

I swallow you whole.

Rai
25-07-12, 18:50
I taste horrible so you spat me out whole and I'm fine, if slimy...ew

You fell into a lava pit

Gabi
25-07-12, 19:07
But Lara pulled a switch just in time and the lava was converted into water, so I swam ashore.

You got zapped by Puna.

klona
25-07-12, 19:59
Oh, no.
That wasn't me, It was Lara. :rolleyes:
I made you listen to Rebecca Black's Friday song for 24 hours.

LNSNHGTDS
25-07-12, 21:10
Oh, no.
That wasn't me, It was Lara. :rolleyes:
I made you listen to Rebecca Black's Friday song for 24 hours.

I died because the song was cheap but then I was revived by a lemur.

I tricked you into eating a poisoned apple.

Rai
25-07-12, 23:18
Oh thank you! Now my prince can come and kiss me with True Love's kiss. Whoever he is :pi:

Lara mistook you for one of Bartoli's men and blew you up with a bazooka. Your body parts are scattered all over the place! :eek:

LNSNHGTDS
25-07-12, 23:22
Oh thank you! Now my prince can come and kiss me with True Love's kiss. Whoever he is :pi:

Lara mistook you for one of Bartoli's men and blew you up with a bazooka. Your body parts are scattered all over the place! :eek:

Isis gathered my parts and Anubis mummyfied me, now me and Osiris are mummy buddies :D ! Thank you Lara :hug: !

I force you to watch the teen shows of Disney Channel!

trlestew
25-07-12, 23:29
My cable box spontaneously explodes the instant you try.

You lose the will to live.

LNSNHGTDS
25-07-12, 23:32
My cable box spontaneously explodes the instant you try.

You lose the will to live.

A yeti takes me on a journey to spiritual enlightment so I find it again.

You get trapped in a Mayan temple full of traps.

trfanX34
25-07-12, 23:35
WEQWhRy6WXE

^ Basically, I do this.

Your internet connection fails and you're without internet for 2 days.

patriots88888
25-07-12, 23:36
But the traps were designed by Crystal Dynamics and I made my way through with no problems. :D

You are chained to the bottom of the ocean without any oxygen support/device.

LNSNHGTDS
25-07-12, 23:43
I 'm gonna reply to both so that everyone is happy :p !

WEQWhRy6WXE

^ Basically, I do this.

Your internet connection fails and you're without internet for 2 days.

I "borrow" from my neighbour 's internet connection so I just wait until mine fixes.

But the traps were designed by Crystal Dynamics and I made my way through with no problems. :D

You are chained to the bottom of the ocean without any oxygen support/device.

I breathe bubbles like Sonic until the chains decay and I 'm finally let free.


Bayonetta uses her wicked weave on you :yik: !

TheCoolJazz
26-07-12, 10:00
I dodge her attack and i run away from her.

I summoned Mara to cast Agidyne on you and burn you to death! :mis:

FloTheMachine
26-07-12, 14:04
I dodge her attack and i run away from her.

I summoned Mara to cast Agidyne on you and burn you to death! :mis:

I use a Large Medi-Pack and Im good.

I summon Queen Sheba with the help of Jeanne, who draws back her fist and prepares to not only destroy you but the entire universe.

musicmaestro10
26-07-12, 14:06
I cut off dat hand :ohn:!

I pour bleach down yoir throat :D!!

lord gaga
26-07-12, 14:33
What? I put tap water in my bleach bottles and bleach in my water bottles.

Like the one you just drank.

sierra xb
26-07-12, 16:08
i have been building up an immunity to bleach for years...it is actually quite tasty with a bit of lemon :p

i lock you into open chat with no possiblilty logging out...ever (guarenteed to kill eventually) :p

zagraz
26-07-12, 16:56
i have been building up an immunity to bleach for years...it is actually quite tasty with a bit of lemon :p

i lock you into open chat with no possiblilty logging out...ever (guarenteed to kill eventually) :p

It doesn't matter because I like chatting :ton:

I make you wear a couple of shoes which makes you dance and there's no possibility to take them off! You will dance forever :D

strawberry22
26-07-12, 17:01
It doesn't matter because I like chatting :ton:

I make you wear a couple of shoes which makes you dance and there's no possibility to take them off! You will dance forever :D

I get a crowbar and pry the shoes off.

The demon from TR5 swinging his sword at you fast :yik: Now you're done for!!

klona
26-07-12, 18:13
I get a crowbar and pry the shoes off.

The demon from TR5 swinging his sword at you fast :yik: Now you're done for!!

I tripped him and his sword impaled his throat, then I made a run for it. :p
I pushed you into the Eitr.

Alex Shepherd
26-07-12, 19:59
I tripped him and his sword impaled his throat, then I made a run for it. :p
I pushed you into the Eitr.

I can't be pushed I am as solid as a rock!
I tied you and put you in a cave full of hungry bears

zagraz
26-07-12, 20:02
I can't be pushed I am as solid as a rock!
I tied you and put you in a cave full of hungry bears

I smell and taste bad so they didn't want to eat me.

I pushed you into eitr and you burnt like natla and now you're so ugly, so no one wants to see you and you're gonna die alone :D

disapearing-boy
26-07-12, 20:03
^^ It's okay, I made their porridge "just right", and they eat that instead. You also can't tie a knot and my ropes come loose.

Now that i've won the bears over to my side, I send them after you!

EDIT: damn.... too late:o

I smell and taste bad so they didn't want to eat me.

I pushed you into eitr and you burnt like natla and now you're so ugly, so no one wants to see you and you're gonna die alone :D

Well luckily like Natla, I'm also immortal (would've died otherwise) so I wont die alone and I eventually find a cure after 2000 years.

It's the future now, and your already dead! :ton:

musicmaestro10
26-07-12, 23:46
I live in the past!!

You are shut in a sealed room and Azelia banks is playing!!

klona
27-07-12, 11:08
I unsealed the room the opposite way you sealed it and left. :p
I killed you with your own xbox by throwing it at your face.

Summer B
27-07-12, 12:05
You actually threw the xbox at a hologram...

My real face erupts into a Medusa and turns you to stone

lord gaga
27-07-12, 14:46
I have no eyes!

I give nate an xbox with a red ring of death and lock him in a room with you.

BinRaider
27-07-12, 14:52
I have no eyes!

I give nate an xbox with a red ring of death and lock him in a room with you.

I disassemble the xbox and turn it into a death ray machine and blow the walls down and come for you...

I hang you by your ankles upside down above a tank full of piranhas and slowly lower the rope...

Summer B
27-07-12, 17:55
I disassemble the xbox and turn it into a death ray machine and blow the walls down and come for you...

I hang you by your ankles upside down above a tank full of piranhas and slowly lower the rope...
Unknown to you the piranhas have been genetically modified and only eat rope

I lassoo you with what's left of the rope, tie you up... do... stuff ...to you, then tie the end of the rope to a rampaging bull (or it will be when wave a red flag at it)

*waves flag* Oh sh... aaaaaargh!

Eden95
27-07-12, 18:10
tie you up... do... stuff ...to you,

O_O

LNSNHGTDS
27-07-12, 18:12
Unknown to you the piranhas have been genetically modified and only eat rope

I lassoo you with what's left of the rope, tie you up... do... stuff ...to you, then tie the end of the rope to a rampaging bull (or it will be when wave a red flag at it)

*waves flag* Oh sh... aaaaaargh!

I got tοo confused by trying to undersand your post and eventually realised I was dreaming.

I throw blood all over you and then throw you in the Pacific Ocean where a lot of sharks and other... sea stuff are waiting to eat you :D .

Quebsenuef
27-07-12, 18:46
I'm Aquaman and befriend all the sharks and.... other sea stuff hahaha :D

I throw you in a spike pit filled with Beibers...

klona
28-07-12, 01:36
Thankfully Clank was on my back, and he heli-packed me out of there! :D
I hammered nails in all of your finger joints then stabbed you to death.

musicmaestro10
28-07-12, 02:00
I throw you in a spike pit filled with Beibers...
:vlol:!
Thankfully Clank was on my back, and he heli-packed me out of there! :D
I hammered nails in all of your finger joints then stabbed you to death.
I am the Soft metal terminator, duh :rolleyes:!

I tie you to a vip seat at a paul mcartney concert :ohn:!

patriots88888
28-07-12, 21:20
I happily enjoy the show. :p

You are locked in a freezer with Winston who is having, erm, gastro troubles.

Rai
29-07-12, 01:03
I have a gas mask on and Winston has a spare key in his pocket (he'd forgotten until I reminded him, bless) - and the freezer has a lock in the inside as well, conveniently.

I let you into the Colosseum - with gladiators and lions all attacking you.

lord gaga
29-07-12, 01:54
I'm like peirre and the animals love me.

You in a box. Thats it.

BTW off topic. Did cutelildragon get banned? :,(

aquaflute
30-07-12, 09:41
The box was made of chocolate and I ate it to get out, delicious!

You are married to a super spy and terrorists kidnapped you to threaten him/her.

trfanX34
30-07-12, 10:58
I give him / her to te kidnappers. I only loved him / her for their money anyway.


I flush you down the toilet.

lord gaga
30-07-12, 11:59
I'm nemo so that's what I wanted

Your in chains being interogated by the russian mafia

the ancient
30-07-12, 12:01
I'm Black Widow. (if you've seen the avengers)

You're sucked in a black hole.

Tommy123
30-07-12, 12:16
Throw my grappling hook on a meteor


A fat chick starts eating you

moodydog
30-07-12, 15:50
Then I start eating the fat chicken

http://www.funny-quotes.co/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/homer-simpson-3.jpg

^ starts to strangle you.

Rai
30-07-12, 16:48
Well then I'm a cartoon and can't be killed

The Pyramid guy attacks you

Quebsenuef
30-07-12, 17:09
I offer to eat with him, and befriend him over cake :D

I send my rabid sheep made of hate and fire after you :mis:

Gabi
30-07-12, 17:59
It will get stopped dead in its tracks by http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/Gabicats/Rainbowsheep.png

You fall into quicksand and there is nobody around to give you a hand.
No, there is no vegetation you could use to pull yourself out either.

BinRaider
30-07-12, 18:03
It will get stopped dead in its tracks by http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/Gabicats/Rainbowsheep.png

You fall into quicksand and there is nobody around to give you a hand.
No, there is no vegetation you could use to pull yourself out either.

I don't struggle at all and remember that my body is denser than the quicksand and it won't ever go deeper than waist level. I will slowly even out my body so that I start to lay my back onto the sand, slowly lift one leg out and then the other and get out from there. (I watched The Secrets of Everything a couple of months ago, yay!)

I lock you into a room with spikes on walls that slowly close in on you.

Domino
30-07-12, 18:05
I dig a tunnel in the floor and escape. :D

A convince God to drop pianos from the sky everywhere.

:}hello friend
31-07-12, 06:04
If you believe in those fairy tales.

You're caught in between Litchi Faye-Ling's bosom and you're slowly smothering.

musicmaestro10
01-08-12, 00:56
I use weed killa :vlol:!

I dice you in to 786 pieces, add flour, eggs and butter and put you into a medium oven for 20-30 minutes or until brown on top.

bagas
01-08-12, 08:26
Whoops,you forget to turn on the oven,then when you open the oven im already arranged my 786 piece of my body and i quickly throw you in to the oven,and baked you in high temperature for 120 minutes until you're crispy to the bones :vlol:

You have contracted a very lethal virus that didnt have any cure and you will die in 0.001 second

musicmaestro10
02-08-12, 00:30
^:vlol:

Time comes to an end in 0.0001 seconds time and starts reversing!!

Chris Moyles is interviewing you!

Rai
02-08-12, 00:34
^ He loves himself so much he doesn't realise (or care) I didn't even turn up.

An alien baby has inhabited your body and is now tearing your body open to be born.

bagas
02-08-12, 14:30
^ He loves himself so much he doesn't realise (or care) I didn't even turn up.

An alien baby has inhabited your body and is now tearing your body open to be born.

Well Im a Male so i cant get pregnant :ton:

You were impaled with a Giant Wood Log like this

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/112085095/Keruing_Wood_log_type.jpg
and it made a giant hole in your body,plus you keeps bleeding..

Lara My Love
02-08-12, 21:31
Well Im a Male so i cant get pregnant :ton:

You were impaled with a Giant Wood Log like this

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/112085095/Keruing_Wood_log_type.jpg
and it made a giant hole in your body,plus you keeps bleeding..

i had luckily cloned myself before the exident happened.
i have a blast-gun and zap you to sleep, FOREVER!!!
trololololololololololoo

Gregori
02-08-12, 21:37
i sleep walk in anyways
so i crush your trachea with my cold bare hands

lord gaga
26-09-12, 00:05
Time to bring this back! My neck is so hot your cold hands melt!

Lady gaga is feeling to marry the night with a container of gasoline and your car is the only one in sight. Your locked in and the car won't start.

musicmaestro10
26-09-12, 00:09
I am a phoenix!!

I pin you down to a board with a staple gun and feed you acid!! Ugh, that was gross :vlol:!

aquaflute
26-09-12, 04:24
I am a phoenix!!

I pin you down to a board with a staple gun and feed you acid!! Ugh, that was gross :vlol:!

Acid melted the staple. Now I am free, infused with acid and transformed into a monster. Eager for blood and revenge!!!:mis:

I lock you up in a room with only your least favorite food and dirty irradiated water for supply.:eek:

tampi
26-09-12, 09:22
I lock you up in a room with only your least favorite food and dirty irradiated water for supply.:eek:

I have a copy of the key in my pocket and a few dollars. I open the door and go to a store to buy a chicken.


A spatial vortex absorbs you and you disappear. You can not write anything. lol

the ancient
27-09-12, 17:04
I'm beyond such basics words as space and time, girl.

You're in the ghetto and suddenly people notice you have an Iphone and then start attacking you with knives because they want to steal it.

bekim
27-09-12, 17:06
I'm beyond such basics words as space and time, girl.

You're in the ghetto and suddenly people notice you have an Iphone and then start attacking you with knives because they want to steal it.

Bitch , im listening to Lana so they will fall in love with her and forget the Iphone .

Ill choke you .

BinRaider
27-09-12, 17:18
Bitch , im listening to Lana so they will fall in love with her and forget the Iphone .

Ill choke you .

http://t.qkme.me/3oejxt.jpg

Lana is my saviour and will choke you

I come at you with a kitchen knife...

bekim
27-09-12, 17:58
I come at you with a kitchen knife...

And....? :confused:

Grab something to eat perhaps ?

Ill KILL YOU THAT'S IT !!!

Is anyone left dead from this thread ?:rolleyes:

Zenx
15-12-14, 07:33
Some old sorcerer finds my old dusty bones and brings me back to life .

I travel the whole word just to find you and then stab you right in the heart until you completely bleed yourself out.

I hide myself in a maze made out of unsold copies of TR:2013, nothing can touch me!

Tyrannosaurus
15-12-14, 10:54
You just killed a proxy of Tyrannosaurus rex, who knocks over the mound of TR2013 copies. You dodge to avoid being crushed to death, but this places you in an open area, where I snap you up with my jaws, shaking you from side to side to break every bone in your body before swallowing you whole.

Newraider75
15-12-14, 19:57
Using my QWOP skills I climb out of your nose.

Oh look, it's a group of mines for miles where you are about to land!

DVDSpike
15-12-14, 21:56
I have a space hopper and bounce between them all the way to the end. :p

You're falling into a pit of acid with anti-climbing lotion and a sealed ceiling.

MegaGamer
15-12-14, 21:58
I was born in acid, so acid can't hurt me, and I also have the ability to walk through walls.

Your car drives off a cliff and you start falling into the pit below, and you can't get out the car due to the doors being jammed.

Dia2blo
16-12-14, 00:47
I reason with the car to let me go, as clearly if it is capable of driving itself off a cliff it is some form of sentient being, and it lets me go safely.

You step out into an open field and suddenly the entire universe explodes, tearing the very fabric of reality apart.

Quebsenuef
16-12-14, 11:42
I teleport to an alternate universe at the very last second!

I drag you into Silent Hill with me to confront your inner demons..

Zenx
12-10-15, 09:16
I hide in the church to stay protected and manage to escape afterwards.

I throw you from the top of a 88 floors building: hands, feet and mouth tied.

b.gluch
12-10-15, 17:05
I land on a suspended platform, because luckily that day they were cleaning the outside windows of the building and it just so happened that they were at the 87th floor. I survive.

Strap you to a treadmill on at full speed to skinned alive, In a room where no one will ever find you.