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chocco
21-11-03, 17:35
Funny Signs

Sign in a Laundromat
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Sign in a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

Sign on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Spotted in a toilet in a London office block:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

:D :D

Miss60
21-11-03, 18:01
ROFLMAO :D That's the most hilarious I've ever heard :D :D :D :D

Nicky
21-11-03, 18:13
LOL!!! They are very funny!! :D Thanks, Chocco!

Geck-o-Lizard
21-11-03, 18:17
LMAO those are good http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif :D

Here's another:
"Automatic doors - push red button to open"

TopCat.TopBeing
21-11-03, 19:06
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Sign on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Spotted in a toilet in a London office block:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOWlol these four are the best ones imo! :D thanks Chocco! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

[ 21. November 2003, 20:22: Message edited by: TopCat.TopBeing ]

Miss60
21-11-03, 19:08
Originally posted by chocco:
Funny Signs

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

Sign on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
I love those two especially :D

Steven B
21-11-03, 19:09
LMAO!!!!!!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Thanks Chocco! ;)

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/grouphug.gif

DragonDan
21-11-03, 19:16
http://www.engrish.com
a great site for this kind of stuff.

chocco
21-11-03, 19:45
Thanks for the link DragonDan. :cool: http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

Miss60
21-11-03, 20:14
OMG DragonDan,....thatĘs the most hilarious site...thanks for the link :D

jun89
21-11-03, 21:00
This is great! "In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD" LMAO! :D :D :D

lost_raider1299
22-11-03, 09:52
lol there well funny :D