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Angel_14
07-07-06, 12:01
All Tomb Raider technical problems solved!:jmp:


1. My PC has no sounds! What shall I do?
- First check that your speaker is turned on, or not
- If that doesnít work, check, that your speakers are connected to your computer
- If none of these works check that do you have speakers at all?!

2. My game slows down and itís full of bugs and weird characters appearing on the screen!
- Donít worry. You started playing with The Angel of Darkness

3. I just turned on the console and everything went by itself, then itís ended!
- *claps* Congratulations. You finished Tomb Raider: Legend

4. The character just turned into a slow something, what canít run like a normal human!
- You started playing with the Kurtis Trent levels

5. Thereís sound, but no picture!
- Stop watching the Radio!

6. I put my CD in the console, but I see nothing!
- Check that do you have TV at all

7. What does Next Gen mean?
- Next Gen is the synonym of the ĎGive more money, otherwise you wonít see pretty graphicsí The 80% of the earthís population canít afford it. The other 20% donít even know, what it means...

8. My game doesnít wan to end, no matter how many times I replay it! Plus it repeats itself!
- Are you replaying the same levels?

9. The sound is good, but I canít control the game!
Nothing wrong with your PC. Youíre playing with AoD

EscondeR
07-07-06, 12:07
:vlol: Great!
I'll tell Joseph (& others at Tech) to redirect any1 with probs to this thread & will do it myself. What a good vacation for Tech Support men. :D

VonCroy360
07-07-06, 12:13
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Brilliant...

:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Tomb of Legends
07-07-06, 12:17
:vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::v lol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol:

OMG! Thats Fantastic!! :vlol:

tha_mattster
07-07-06, 12:20
Question: Does my bum look big in this?
Answer: Stop playing Tomb Raider Legend.



(p.s. I think its time you left KTEB Angel! You are a GROK at heart!)

EscondeR
07-07-06, 12:21
...

10. Q: I've bought a license CD with TR ... but the game is not working?
A: Check if you have a PC...

Tomb of Legends
07-07-06, 12:23
(I dont agree with this but...)
Q: Lara's boobs are weird...
A: Your playing Legend ;)

Hehee.

EscondeR
07-07-06, 12:25
(I dont agree with this but...)
Q: Lara's boobs are weird...
A: Your playing Legend ;)

Hehee.

Look at first post here: http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?t=68954
I mean "b00bz" ;)

Angel_14
07-07-06, 12:27
(p.s. I think its time you left KTEB Angel! You are a GROK at heart!)

NOOO! :(

tha_mattster
07-07-06, 12:29
LOL!


Question: How long should I put TRL in the oven for?
Answer: You have mistaken this PC game for a Big Mac, easily done.


Question: I'm allergic to pixels, is tomb raider suitable for me?
Answer: You are mentally ill, consult your doctor.


Question: Where is the strip button?
Answer: You have been banned.


Question: Where does Lara buy her bras?
Answer: Rolls Royce Engineering.


Question: My cat is stuck on the Venice level, can you help?
Answer: I'm calling the RSPCA.

tombraiderluka
07-07-06, 12:30
Lol :vlol::vlol::vlol:

Lara Lover
07-07-06, 12:32
:vlol:

EscondeR
07-07-06, 12:34
Yep! As Quake addict goes out after hours of playing, notices trees, birds & clouds and says: "Great! And all without OpenGL support..." :p

Tomb of Legends
07-07-06, 12:36
Q: A gay man and his nagging friend are ruining my experiance! Whats going on?
A: You've just become a victim of TRL's famous Duo, Gay man and his Pet ;) (No offence to Alistair and Zip :p)

EscondeR
07-07-06, 12:41
Q: I'm playing TR about 10 years...
A: This not supposed to be cured...

And it's about me also :D
Frankly speaking, no wish to be cured :p

*goes to deep offline till evening, as playing TR1*

Tomb of Legends
07-07-06, 12:58
Q: Lara is moving like a Tank!?
A: I give you....The Classics!

Angelx14
07-07-06, 13:10
LOL :vlol::vlol: Angel, that is sooo cool. Thanks for helping, those are answers on my questions, what i wanted to know.

Lara Croft!
07-07-06, 13:49
Mattster is right Angel14....you are GROKer and GROAODer at heart.....:mad:

U got some funny stuff there though....

Legend of Lara
07-07-06, 14:00
Question: Where does Lara buy her bras?
Answer: Rolls Royce Engineering.


:vlol:

Angelx14
08-07-06, 16:17
Originally Posted by tha_mattster
Question: Where does Lara buy her bras?
Answer: Rolls Royce Engineering.

:vlol: ROFL!

Pipolinne
08-07-06, 16:49
I was going to make some GROK commentars,but I couldn't be better than Angel :D!

Angel_14
08-07-06, 16:51
I was going to make some GROK commentars,but I couldn't be better than Angel :D!

:(