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jamieoliver22
26-01-07, 22:55
I got these from some other forums.. :D:D
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Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.

Q. Why are chavs like slinkeys?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs

Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova a shame?
A. Because a Nova has 4 seats.

Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A. A liar.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.

Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
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Thanks,
Jamie.

Night Crawler
26-01-07, 22:56
:vlol:

tr_mitch
26-01-07, 22:57
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

LMFAO.

Hyper_Crazy
26-01-07, 22:57
:vlol: Thanks.

BlackGrey
26-01-07, 22:58
lmfao :vlol:

Lew
26-01-07, 22:58
Lmao! :d ;)

jarhead
26-01-07, 22:58
LMFAO :vlol:

Cant pic my favourite, they're all brilliant

Rivendell
26-01-07, 23:00
Jesus! There's tears in my eyes, each one of those made me laugh! :D :vlol: Thanks!!

MiCkiZ88
26-01-07, 23:02
LMAO :vlol: some of those really made me laugh :D

Thanks for sharing that :tmb:

Punaxe
26-01-07, 23:04
Lmao nice :D

I don't get this one though:
Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
Something to do with Adidas..?

-DEBUG
26-01-07, 23:29
:vlol: :vlol:!

mau3genius
26-01-07, 23:40
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.

Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.

:vlol: :vlol:

misiaq
26-01-07, 23:52
I got these from some other forums.. :D:D
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Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
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Ze twey best.:D

Sorry, i'm a bit under somethings influence:p .

Natey168
27-01-07, 00:51
Ha ha ha! :vlol:

the hooliganz
27-01-07, 01:15
:vlol: :vlol: it was funny

gtkilla
27-01-07, 01:20
What the hell's a chav? :confused:

xMiSsCrOfTx
27-01-07, 02:47
LOL! :vlol: I live in the US and I laughed at almost all of those. I didn't understand the one about the three stripes though?

CuteKittenlol
27-01-07, 07:42
Lmao, they were all funny XD
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

LMAO :vlol:

That was the best XD

CerebralAssassin
27-01-07, 08:00
What the hell's a chav? :confused:

you know,I have no idea what that means either...if someone would be so kind to tell me what that means that would be great!!:p

jamieoliver22
27-01-07, 08:59
Definitions of chav on the Web:
Chav is a derogatory slang term in popular usage throughout the UK. It refers to a subculture stereotype of a person who is uneducated, uncultured and prone to antisocial or immoral behaviour. The label is typically, though not exclusively, applied to teenagers and young adults of white working-class or lower-middle class origin. Chav is used for both sexes, where a male chav is sometimes referred to as a chavster and a female as a chavette. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=X&start=0&oi=define&ei=fiK7RcOCM6DOnQOL1tnwCA&sig2=86CYzrfYBxnNHTzWdBXzNw&q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav&usg=__HYBdDONvSobTZuMCxCCLXXmFmfo=)


Jamie.

domina
27-01-07, 09:18
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.

LOL!

ace_85
27-01-07, 09:25
Q. What do you call a chav in a suit?
A. The defendant.

LOL :D

Psyched
27-01-07, 09:26
:D Very funny.

xcrushterx
27-01-07, 09:50
:vlol:
good stuff:D
where i come from their called neds;)

Angelus
27-01-07, 09:56
LMFAO! :vlol:

Q: What do you call a Chav in a box?
A: Innit safe man!

:p

tweetygwee
27-01-07, 10:12
They're so good! :D

Anubis_AF
27-01-07, 11:56
I suppose this is local joke since I don't find any of them funny :whi:

jamieoliver22
27-01-07, 11:59
I suppose this is local joke since I don't find any of them funny :whi:


It's just that you have no sense of humour.. :ton:

How's your price btw? I know you said it came, but was everying ok with it? I haven't spoken to you since.

Anubis_AF
27-01-07, 12:04
Well, most posters are from UK as you can see :)
What price?

jamieoliver22
27-01-07, 12:05
Well, only UK people responded as you can see :)
What price?


Prize* sorry.. For the TRF Xmas competition.

Anubis_AF
27-01-07, 12:06
Everything is purrrrrrrrfect :hug:
Sorry for Off-topic.

pinklaralover
27-01-07, 12:18
oh, right. My brother still calls me sav the chav because i used to right like this...e.g:"eya ows it goin!" ITS ANNOYING!

Trigger_happy
27-01-07, 16:10
my friend came up with another joke:

Q: What do you call a chav with 1 braincell?
A: Pregnant.

Laras Backpack
27-01-07, 16:14
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.

:tmb: :vlol:

Cord_Croft
27-01-07, 16:17
:vlol:

Ampersand
27-01-07, 17:25
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Thanks for sharing. :D

Elysia
27-01-07, 17:31
:vlol: - Heard most of those before.

Got one more...

What do you call 50 chavs falling off a cliff?
A Chavalanche

:D

AnthonyShock1515
27-01-07, 17:40
A chav is someone who dresses like a chav and who says they are not a chav. A good fact to know: Chavs never like to say that they are chavs

tweetygwee
27-01-07, 19:18
A chav is someone who dresses like a chav and who says they are not a chav. A good fact to know: Chavs never like to say that they are chavs

So in theory, if you say you are a chav you are lying!:D

AnthonyShock1515
27-01-07, 19:56
no, if u say u r a chav, then it means you would fight anyone. Its like if you say your hard, people will wanna fight you. Thats why chavs dont say they are chavs

Jacob x5
27-01-07, 21:26
So in theory, if you say you are a chav you are lying!:D

But if you're lying, you must be telling the truth, but if you're telling the truth you must be lying, but if you're lying you must be telling the truth, but if you're telling the truth you must be lying, but if you're lying you must be telling the truth, but if you're telling the truth you must be lying...

:D

Angelus
27-01-07, 21:55
Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that.... etc. :D