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DragonSlayer 21-07-15 14:47

Lead singer of a rock band Chicago said this before he died, don't worry about it look the clips not even in it before holding it to his head and pulling the trigger.

I saw this one in a cartoon in a paper, long story short suicide bomber school, the instructor has a bomb wrapped around him and he says to his students, pay attention because i'm only going to do this once. :D

Draco 21-07-15 18:54

"My daughter died in a car accident last week."

"Oh my god! Is she alright?"

Sir Launcelot 22-07-15 03:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draco (Post 7407333)
"My daughter died in a car accident last week."

"Oh my god! Is she alright?"

:vlol:

DragonSlayer 22-07-15 13:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draco (Post 7407333)
"My daughter died in a car accident last week."

"Oh my god! Is she alright?"

:vlol: that's brilliant

A number of years back i was flicking through the channels looking for something to watch, i came across a show about people with weird past-times anyway these two people liked to hang themselves from trees using hooks inserted into their skin.

When being interviewed they said they met while hanging out :D dumb and funny at the same time

My favourite line from the Futurama episode Luck of the Fryrish

Bender: Apparently this brave Adonis, this Cadillac of men, was the first person on Mars.

Fry: First person on Mars? I should have been the first person on Mars! He stole my clover, he stole my name, and he stole my life!

[punches statue]

Fry: And now he broke my hand!

SunDormant 25-07-15 00:12

I still remember a really stupid and racist heading in a news channel saying something like: "Two persons and three bolivians died in a train crash"

:pi:

EDIT: LOOOL I just noticed I said two persons instead of two people xD Damned spanglish!

robm_2007 25-07-15 05:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRCroft (Post 7406594)
"I'm from Portugal."
"Oh yes, Spanish is such a beautiful language."

I'm not even kidding, this happened to a friend of mine not so long ago. The amount of people who, in the 21st century, still think Portugal is some sort of Spanish province is too damn high. Funny, considering Portugal is older than Spain as we know it today.

There's also the common mistake that Portugal is in South America.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draco (Post 7407333)
"My daughter died in a car accident last week."

"Oh my god! Is she alright?"

Wahhhhhtt!! :vlol:

DragonSlayer 26-07-15 13:06

I was watching a few text message fail videos on Youtube last night.

Message 1

These are the best of the fails.

Dude you left your phone at my house

Are you there?

Hello

Jay

Why aren't you answering?

Oh wait

Message 2

When are you going to Orlando?

In 4 days

I'm jealous i want to go and get my picture taken with Mickey Manboobs

Mouseeeeeeee !!!! fml seriously

I can't breathe

Message 3

You know that song you like?

Which one?

Sexy and you know it

Ya

Well here's one for you i walk into your room and this is what i see, there's a condom on the floor and it's staring at me. I have a rage in my stomach and i'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it you're grounded and you know it.

What stood out for me in that 3rd message is that condoms can stare :D

DragonSlayer 02-08-15 14:36

Bump

I think the scariest part of having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months :vlol:

DragonSlayer 02-04-16 13:18

Bump

I watched Hunger Games Catching Fire with my mother the other night, halfway through the movie she asked me if Katniss' name was cactus :facepalm::vlol:

SrDanielPonces 02-04-16 13:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRCroft (Post 7406594)
"I'm from Portugal."
"Oh yes, Spanish is such a beautiful language."

I'm not even kidding, this happened to a friend of mine not so long ago. The amount of people who, in the 21st century, still think Portugal is some sort of Spanish province is too damn high. Funny, considering Portugal is older than Spain as we know it today.

That is so sad indeed </3


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