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Evan C. 30-09-12 22:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rai (Post 6458362)
Just something I did quickly:

There once was an apple
That was species confused
Was he an orange or nashi?
He worried so much
He was emotionally bruised

Then one day a girl called Sam
plucked him from his tree
She said, I don’t care what you are
Apple, orange or Japanese pear
You’re all just as juicy to me

Then Apple was gone
He was nothing but pip and Core
Until Crystal D came along
And now he’s just as confused as before
They changed his biography once, twice
And then for good measure, once more.



:D

You just can't :vlol:

BinRaider 30-09-12 22:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by larafan25 (Post 6458370)
I knew that but not about the FIRE! D:

Disney cut that out because of the children ¬_¬

Lukass 30-09-12 22:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rai (Post 6458362)
Just something I did quickly:

There once was an apple
That was species confused
Was he an orange or nashi?
He worried so much
He was emotionally bruised

Then one day a girl called Sam
plucked him from his tree
She said, I don’t care what you are
Apple, orange or Japanese pear
You’re all just as juicy to me

Then Apple was gone
He was nothing but pip and Core
Until Crystal D came along
And now he’s just as confused as before
They changed his biography once, twice
And then for good measure, once more.



:D

Oooh Myyyy Gooood :vlol: I'm going to copy this and save it in my comp!

just*raidin*tomb 30-09-12 22:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by BinRaider (Post 6458363)
How did you not know that? Like, everybody knows that Debra is Bambi's mother!

Too many feels.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Jq26AfvEo-...600/crywmn.jpg

Tabuu 30-09-12 22:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peep Show (Post 6458369)
This would be a radio hit, lemme call up Adele.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rai (Post 6458362)
Just something I did quickly:

There once was an apple
That was species confused
Was he an orange or nashi?
He worried so much
He was emotionally bruised

Then one day a girl called Sam
plucked him from his tree
She said, I don’t care what you are
Apple, orange or Japanese pear
You’re all just as juicy to me

Then Apple was gone
He was nothing but pip and Core
Until Crystal D came along
And now he’s just as confused as before
They changed his biography once, twice
And then for good measure, once more.



:D



love it and peep show i got adele on the phone right here

BinRaider 30-09-12 22:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by just*raidin*tomb (Post 6458379)

Oh don't feel sorry for Debra. She was like Queen of the Sluts. Half of the Deer in that hub were her offspring.

Rai 30-09-12 22:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evan C. (Post 6458375)
You just can't :vlol:

Oh, but I did :mis:. Actually I was just winging it, I got to the pip and core bit without even thinking of Core Design.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukass (Post 6458378)
Oooh Myyyy Gooood :vlol: I'm going to copy this and save it in my comp!

Yay! :D

Tabuu 30-09-12 22:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanCordernay (Post 6458372)
OMG I was just about to post this in the "Groa" thread before it got closed :vlol:

someone who understands it

just*raidin*tomb 30-09-12 22:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by BinRaider (Post 6458384)
Oh don't feel sorry for Debra. She was like Queen of the Sluts. Half of the Deer in that hub were her offspring.

I'm feeling for Bambi you insensitive peasant.

Tabuu 30-09-12 23:00

i hate bambi and his girl she was like

BinRaider 30-09-12 23:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by just*raidin*tomb (Post 6458391)
I'm feeling for Bambi you insensitive peasant.

Urgh, Bambi was even worse - self righteous rapscallion.

Tabuu 30-09-12 23:02

:ohn:

Peep Show 30-09-12 23:02

Rudolph>>>

SeanCordernay 30-09-12 23:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peep Show (Post 6458398)
Rudolph>>>

OMG no you didn't

Peep Show 30-09-12 23:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanCordernay (Post 6458400)
OMG no you didn't

Yes I did, whatchu gon do about it bambi fanboy? :ohn:

SeanCordernay 30-09-12 23:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peep Show (Post 6458404)
Yes I did, whatchu gon do about it bambi fanboy? :ohn:

CONFESSION TIME: I've never seen that movie :eek:

renspyro 30-09-12 23:08

OMG I really shocked... An apple?! My life will not be the same one...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_max4vkwdDz1rohriw.gif

Tabuu 30-09-12 23:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanCordernay (Post 6458406)
CONFESSION TIME: I've never seen that movie :eek:

:pi: i knew it you suffered pain you needed law

Rai 30-09-12 23:26

I feel bad about my 'dig' at CD, so I did an alternative ending.

Well also, I was sad about Apple being gone.

Alternative ending to 'Confused Apple':

Then apple was gone
He was nothing but pip and core
But worry not, his spirit lives on
Crystal D have done a reboot
And Apple is species confused no more

TippingWater 30-09-12 23:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rai (Post 6458362)
Just something I did quickly:

There once was an apple
That was species confused
Was he an orange or nashi?
He worried so much
He was emotionally bruised

Then one day a girl called Sam
plucked him from his tree
She said, I don’t care what you are
Apple, orange or Japanese pear
You’re all just as juicy to me

Then Apple was gone
He was nothing but pip and Core
Until Crystal D came along
And now he’s just as confused as before
They changed his biography once, twice
And then for good measure, once more.



:D

You are brilliant! :vlol:

TippingWater 30-09-12 23:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by italibabee (Post 6458164)


Oh.
It's totally these creatures.
[IMG]http://img4.**************/img4/1605/003yxw.jpg[/IMG]
Fo sho.

That would be really cool, I now miss the horse :(.

Stevo505 30-09-12 23:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by italibabee (Post 6458164)


Oh.
It's totally these creatures.
[IMG]http://img4.**************/img4/1605/003yxw.jpg[/IMG]
Fo sho.

Perhaps... :D

Did anyone else notice that Whitman tells Lara something like "we shouldn't discount what may seem to us irrational." This screams supernatural to me. :p

Tonyrobinson 01-10-12 00:33

So... How about that peach Sam's eating? :D

Rai 01-10-12 00:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonyrobinson (Post 6458461)
So... How about that peach Sam's eating? :D

Now don't you go confusing Apple even more :eek: :smk:

:p

Tabuu 01-10-12 00:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonyrobinson (Post 6458461)
So... How about that peach Sam's eating? :D

NO

lcroft_lc 01-10-12 05:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by larafan25 (Post 6458214)
An apple?

Not even a Nashi?

._.

Uhhh, my dreams.

My entire life is crushed.

Kind of like Orange Crush...

Didn't you see in Crossroads demo that Sam giving an apple to Lara? Sam is apple freak I guess. :p

italibabee 01-10-12 06:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by larafan25 (Post 6458307)
Fly away from here Orange, fly far away. <3



Someone make a thread TBH, this is more important than Lara's hair today. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rai (Post 6458362)
Just something I did quickly:

There once was an apple
That was species confused
Was he an orange or nashi?
He worried so much
He was emotionally bruised

Then one day a girl called Sam
plucked him from his tree
She said, I don’t care what you are
Apple, orange or Japanese pear
You’re all just as juicy to me

Then Apple was gone
He was nothing but pip and Core
Until Crystal D came along
And now he’s just as confused as before
They changed his biography once, twice
And then for good measure, once more.



:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rai (Post 6458422)
I feel bad about my 'dig' at CD, so I did an alternative ending.

Well also, I was sad about Apple being gone.

Alternative ending to 'Confused Apple':

Then apple was gone
He was nothing but pip and core
But worry not, his spirit lives on
Crystal D have done a reboot
And Apple is species confused no more

omg.
I'm dying.
:vlol:

We totally need some Lara/Sam/Apple(Orange) Fanart.

Hairhelmet12 01-10-12 06:29

what the actual **** is going on in this thread.

TippingWater 01-10-12 12:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hairhelmet12 (Post 6458646)
what the actual **** is going on in this thread.

Just grab an apple and enjoy the show :D.

Lukass 01-10-12 12:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by TippingWater (Post 6458927)
Just grab an apple and enjoy the show :D.

:vlol:!

klona 01-10-12 13:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by larafan25 (Post 6458307)
Fly away from here Orange, fly far away. <3



Someone make a thread TBH, this is more important than Lara's hair today. :(

[IMG]http://**************/a/img705/4314/ruthlookingsdfgrandom.jpg[/IMG]

Lukass 01-10-12 13:01

^ LOL :vlol:

scremanie 01-10-12 13:24

Wait. They changed the orange to an apple?

Rai 01-10-12 13:35

Apparently Brian is an excellent artist but not so big on his fruit names. It's always been a Nashi ....sorry, Brian....Apple ;).

lcroft_lc 01-10-12 14:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by TippingWater (Post 6458927)
Just grab an apple and enjoy the show :D.

:vlol:

Evermore 01-10-12 14:22

I think it should have been a watermelon.

tomee 01-10-12 14:43

I was just wondering what all thisn apple bollocks was about when I finally found the answer.
Quote:

Originally Posted by MeaganMarie (Post 6458207)
I hate to break this to you, but Brian confirmed that Sam is eating an apple yesterday at the community event. :p

http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/...i6tmo1_500.gif

...

So, out of curiousity, did you guys at CD let us think it's an orange or you just never saw any of the pictures we made. :vlol:
Quote:

Originally Posted by larafan25 (Post 6458307)
Fly away from here Orange, fly far away. <3



Someone make a thread TBH, this is more important than Lara's hair today. :(

http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/...qPk1r4hpam.gif
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rai (Post 6458362)
Just something I did quickly:

There once was an apple
That was species confused
Was he an orange or nashi?
He worried so much
He was emotionally bruised

Then one day a girl called Sam
plucked him from his tree
She said, I don’t care what you are
Apple, orange or Japanese pear
You’re all just as juicy to me

Then Apple was gone
He was nothing but pip and Core
Until Crystal D came along
And now he’s just as confused as before
They changed his biography once, twice
And then for good measure, once more.



:D

Awesome!

We need more of these TBH.

Tonyrobinson 01-10-12 17:26

Camilla tweeted 20 minutes ago she is seeing the game allthe way through and she poster a picture which I assume is from the den at the start and the graphics look great. :)

larafan25 01-10-12 17:31

Those graphics!

I hope she goes nuts and leaks the ending

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4IwqNlCYAA9g3B.jpg

Wait, what if that isn't the den?

Well I assume it is because she has nothing-ish.

MyRaider4Life 01-10-12 17:33

Lara's hair.

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH LARA'S HAIR.

WHERE'S THE FRINGE?!!?!?!


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